Which famous beauty who spends endless hours and energy toning her sculpted body is now concentrating on trying to get pregnant? She's been undergoing secret fertility treatments in LA .
Which sassy sitcom star, who is just as brazen off-screen, horrified patrons of a civilized downtown restaurant who gawked and shushed her for her loud, over-the-top outbursts as she dined with pals? .
Which bright young thing is having trouble shopping a TV pilot based on her best seller? A deal with a major cable network fell through, and now lesser outlets are agreeing the project is wafer-thin.
1. Paltrow? Or Jillian Michaels?
ReplyDelete2. Kirstie Alley or Raven Symone?
2. Hillary Duff?
1. Aniston
ReplyDelete2. Betty White
3. No idea
and i'm kidding with the first 2 :D
1. Aniston
ReplyDelete2. Is Busy Phillips in NY right now?
My guess for #3 is Lauren Conrad.
ReplyDeleteHowever, the "wafer-thin" reference also makes me think of Nicole Richie who had a book on the NY Times Bestseller list in 2005.
#3 - Lauren Conrad
ReplyDelete1. aniston
ReplyDelete2. sofia vergara
3. ???
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ReplyDelete1 - Julianne Hough trying for the Gaycrest baby. No way it could be conceived naturally.
ReplyDelete2 - that girl on Parks and Rec
3 - Hils (OK, I kid)
I think 1 is Demi Moore...the rest I have no idea.
ReplyDelete1. Aniston
ReplyDelete2. Sofia Vergara or Busy Phillips
3. Don't know
Number 1 is Diaz, hands down. Oh, and wouldn't it be super juicy if "secret" meant also a secret from A-Rod? Heh heh. That guy definitely deserves an unwanted pregnancy or two to knock his ego down a few pegs (and his bank account).
ReplyDeleteHilary Duff is number 3, although maybe Lauren Conrad or Nicole Richie. I'm going with the Duffster, though.
PLease don't let #2 be Sophia Vergara... she seems like a class act. I wouldn't put it past Busy Phillips though =)
ReplyDelete#3 is Chelsea Handler
ReplyDeletelol @ Handler being young ;)
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ReplyDeleteCould Nicole Richie really be considered "bright young thing?" I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder but she just seems so used up, I couldn't attribute bright young thing to her. Bright young thing doesn't apply to a former heroin addict. But that's just me.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's Lauren Conrad. She bugs me.
lol @ Julianne Hough or Jillian Michaels being a famous beauty..
ReplyDeleteLove the Cami guess for #1!!
ReplyDeleteI thought Madonna for # 1 but the beauty part is a bit faded..
ReplyDelete1. Katy Perry or Megan Fox
ReplyDelete2. Jane Krakowski
3. Agree on Lauren Conrad
I like Jen Aniston for #1 but #2 made me think of Melisssa McCarthy from Bridesmaids/? & Molly). No idea on #3.
ReplyDelete#1-isn't this a good thing???
ReplyDelete#2-boring, civilized, snooty Hollywood types-buzz off and lighten up! LOL!
#3-Well, if they are bright and young and working hard like this, I am sure something else will come along. You make your own success in this world.
I thought #1 was Kim Kardashian. That is a scary, scary thought.
ReplyDeletetouche, califblondy
ReplyDelete#2 - Sally Struthers
ReplyDelete1. Scarlett? Audrina?
ReplyDelete2. Kaley Cuoco? Melissa McCarthy? Mindy Kaling (who I actually love.)
3. Lauren Conrad? I'd hardly call Chelsea young
Chelsea already had her book turned into a pilot starring Laura Prepon and will air on NBC next season.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Bristol Palin for #3... I would say the term "bright" was being used ironically, except that whole family of snowbilly grifters is hee-hawing it's way to the downtown Wasilla savings and loan cash in hand. They're giving Vanna White a run for her money as the smartest person in Hollywood.
ReplyDelete"Bright Young Thing"... I can't think what that means.
ReplyDeleteEmma Watson with watts, as bright, but she would not be shopping anything in the US.
Actually, Betty White for #2 is a great guess. Ive heard shes got a very dirty mouth.
ReplyDelete1-i love the cameron guess!
ReplyDelete2-not sophia v, she's actually very gentle-spoken irl.
3-the author of the shopoholic books...sophie kinsella, i think? didn't her deal fall thru?
ok my turn singer melanie fiona for no#1 adam rodriquez claims he want kids.we will see whether he wife her or not.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to guess Amanda Hocking for number 3, the 26-year-old author who made lots of headlines as the "99-cent Kindle Millionaire" by self-publishing her young adult vampire e-books. But it doens't need to be a blind.
ReplyDelete1) Demi Moore
ReplyDelete2) Roseanne,
3) ???
i think #1 is madonna. Maybe demi. But odds are its not anyone under 40 going through fertility treatments.
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ReplyDelete"Number 1 is Diaz, hands down. Oh, and wouldn't it be super juicy if "secret" meant also a secret from A-Rod? Heh heh. That guy definitely deserves an unwanted pregnancy or two to knock his ego down a few pegs (and his bank account)."
No additional proof of his virility, however unwanted, would ever hurt a man's ego.
1. Paltrow? Not that I think she's a great beauty, but she's been referred to as a beauty, and she definitely exercises up the wazoo and Loooooves to talk about it. Plus, she had that miscarriage a few years ago, and she's often in LA. Aniston just isn't called a beauty; always really pretty, etc. Same with Diaz. That all said, I'd like to know how anyone knows about these supposed secret medical treatments?? Either she has crap friends, or her medical office sucks azz.
ReplyDelete2. Did someone really call Sofia Vergara a class act?! i love her, but she is pretty damn crass. Have you ever heard her speak??
3. Lauren Conrad (Hills) had that deal for a new reality show, based pretty much on LA Candy, fall through w/ MTV, and they traded barbs. She tried to take it elsewhere, but so far, it's fallen flat.