Which artist, after a long recording session, demanded that three supermodels be sent to his bedroom? The sleeping beauties were awakened and dispatched to the hotel with a promise that they would be featured in his next long-form music video .
Which potential political candidate is agonizing over his decision whether to run for public office because of his wife's shady past? .
Which sportsman is in a happy relationship, because his female better half picks up other girls for them to share in the bedroom .
Which actor is suffering from a skin disease that requires him to use bronzer on his nether regions?
Cammie and A-Rod for number 3?
ReplyDeleteIf these models were really "supermodels", they wouldn't need to get out of bed. For anyone.
ReplyDelete"Supermodel" is one of the most overused terms. Gisele is the only "Supermodel" today, IMO.
The Trumpster for number 2?
ReplyDelete@parissucksliterally - I was thinking the same thing.
ReplyDeletethe sportman in 3 may be A Rod and Cameron Diaz?
ReplyDeletethe actor in 4 could be Leo Dicaprio(he's very orange-tan actually)
#1 - Axel Rose, circa 1990
ReplyDelete2 - ??
3 - El Tigre
4 - Dunno, but surely bronzer can't help a skin condition??
The first one has to be Kanye. He did that longform video for "Runaway" with Supermodel Selita Ebanks not too long ago.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought for #1 was was also Kanye.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought for #1 was R. Kelly...
ReplyDeleteI thought Kanye was gay?
ReplyDeleteWell, it says supermodels and never refers to their gender - if that's any help. And although models are just basically prostitutes, the "Supermodels" get to sleep with better looking guys. Were these "Supermodels" from Monkey Spank????
ReplyDeleteIt can't be R. Kelly- how many supermodels are there that are 14 years old?
ReplyDelete@ghost - funny, but oh so fucking true
ReplyDeleteghost - most of them are 14 years old!
ReplyDeleteTrump's a terrific guess for #2. He has the ego to think he has a chance. But really, would anyone be surprised if Trump met that wife through an 'escort' service?
ReplyDelete1 Kanya (never said which gender)
ReplyDelete2 Trump
3 Tiger
3 ???
1) first thought was cee-lo but not sure if he does long videos. kanye makes sense as does r. kelly (my second thought) but does he have anything coming out?
ReplyDelete2) trump
3) a-rod and diaz
4) i'd imagine that it would probably be a darker skinned actor as it would be a lot less noticeable on someone with lighter skin. bronzer implies someone warm colored but not dark, more like latino or a lighter skinned black guy.
1) Kanye? Diddy? Kid Rock? Bieber?
ReplyDeleteand yeah - the term "supermodel" has no meaning today. Closest thing to that is Giselle - and I don't find her attractive at all. The truly gorgeous girls are all going straight to porn now.
2) I'd say Trump - Malania was probably a stripper at some point.
3) Dunno.
4) Don't wanna know.
#1 Don't know
ReplyDelete#2 Really? What are we still in the 50's? Who cares what someone's wife did in the past. Just run the country, get the economy better and don't be a typical shady politician. Anyway, it's either Trump or Huckabee.
#3 A-Rod and Cameron Diaz
#4 No clue...not enough info. Could be any male actor.
well the girls going to porn aren't exactly being offered contracts for Chanel and Dior, so they're attractive by porn standards, but don't have much potential for high fashion.
ReplyDeleteAnd #1 is totally Kanye as he's recording in NY with Jay Z. And since when are models synonymous with prostitute? News to me.
#3 is A-Rod and Cameron all the way.
And if Melania was a call girl, which by the way, maybe Eastern European is synonymous with prostitute, I could see Trump worrying about that coming out as no one wants the first lady to be a former working girl.
#1 Prince - Carmen Electa did an interview where she mentioned she would go to sleep in full hair and make-up in case Prince decided to summon her during the night. Prince also makes crazy concert length films for his songs - Kevin Smith was hired to do some work on one of his projects and told crazy funny Prince stories during one of his Q&A sessions.
ReplyDelete#2 Donald Trump - altho he's done some sketchy business deals in the past so from a skeletons in the closet point of view - i don't think he has much of a chance no matter what Melania did or didnt do for money.
#3 - no idea - i immediately think of cam diaz - but the clue doesn't say she's a celeb - so it could almost be anyone
#4 No idea
#3 isn't an atlete. A "sportsman" usually refers to a hunter or fisherman. Ted Nugent is a famous hunter. He also has been quoted as saying that while he didn't do drugs or drink while he was a rocker, but that he had sex with probably thousands of women. "Sportsman" can also refer to a gambler. Famous guys who gamble are Pete Rose, Charles Barkley, and Michael Jordan. In any case, if everyone is a consenting adult, who cares?
ReplyDeleteRJ--Disagree. Per Oxford, a sportsman is "a man who takes part in a sport, esp. as a profesional." It specifically says that referring to a man who hunts or shoots wild animals as a sportsman is a dated definition.
ReplyDeleteCam and A-Rod all the way. Especially because people have said that about Cammie before. I really don't see this being Tiger. Isn't his current gf a stripper or something? Can that be considered his "better half"?
1. John Mayer
ReplyDelete2. Kelsey Grammar - for fun.
3. Definitely A-Rod
4. Eli Roth
I'm with Prince too. He seems to be the only one with the clout to do it. And who wouldn't want to be in one of his videos? :D
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