Michaele Salahi Just Will Not Go Away
My favorite named reporter over at Radar has an article and a clip of former Real Housewife and now just general pain in the butt Michaele Salahi's new single. Yes, you heard that right. The rumors that Salahi was in the recording studio and singing were true and there is now proof. Who encourages this woman? Who says, "you know what? You should be a singer. I think people in the Ukraine will totally dig your vibe."
The next thing you know, some money has exchanged hands, a song bought and an autotune destroyed. The song is called Bump It. Yeah, do you think she has ever bumped anything except, no, I can't go there because she is a litigious individual. To make things worse she credits her whole song recording to Oprah. Yep. Allegedly, because I don't think Oprah said word one to her, but she says that Oprah told her she had an amazing voice.
Don't think Michaele is a party animal? “I titled the song ‘Bump It’ because I love dancing and bumping it on the dance floor! I got so caught up with the rhythm, that my music just feels like a magical prism.” I think she believes the crap she is saying too.
Bottom.Feeder.
ReplyDelete"a magical prism." That's gold! I wonder if she's like JWoww and can literally hear the beats in her head.
ReplyDeleteWhite Trash. Period. There will be a sex tape, just wait, that will "accidently" get out.
ReplyDeleteshe will go away if you stop talking about her enty ;-)
ReplyDeleteAnd I really mean the Royal "you" as in gossip columnists in general. Famewhores only succeed because columnists continue to push their faces to the public.
Oprah told her she had an amazing voice?
ReplyDeleteWhat did the Easter Bunny say?
"my music just feels like a magical prism."
ReplyDeletewth.
there is delusion in her ridiculousness, and i'd be lying if i said i didn't enjoy it.
/eyeroll
ReplyDeleteDo songs about hair products usually do well?
Isn't there an opening in Japan for a singer?
ReplyDeleteNobody knows me so I'll say it. When I hear the word "bump" I think of Le Cocagne.
ReplyDeleteWell if she only sang about what she knew, She'd have to sing: "I am a big fat fame whore."
ReplyDeleteNever seen this woman on anything, but have seen her name a lot. How the heck is pronounced? Is it like Michaela?
ReplyDeleteIt seems she views her life through a magical prism.
ReplyDeleteMWaJ: No kidding.
What Macvixen said!
ReplyDelete@ghost: ME-kella
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't really matter how you pronounce it or spell it, she always puts the "ME" first LOL
Thanks for clarifying, nunaurbiz! So her name sounds as stupid as it looks, good to know :)
ReplyDeleteTypically, the most ridiculous cast members go on to record a song at some point...(Countess, Zolciak, Staub, etc.), so it's not surprising.
ReplyDeleteI may or may not have "Tardy for the Party" on my "MCH's Girls Weekend Party Mix" playlist. :-/
I realize this makes me a terrible person.
lol MCH!
ReplyDeleteUmm... what is happening to the site? Where did all the other posts and comments go?
ReplyDeleteEnty's been posting on fb.
ReplyDeleteBlogger has been down since yesterday, and all posts since Wednesday have been lost (not sure if permanently). Enty has been posting a lot on FB.
ReplyDeleteI think it's this woman's fault--she went to great lengths to stay on top of this blog. She SO will not go away!
ReplyDeletelink to Enty's fb
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/enty.lawyer
You can't read his fb if you're not registered yourself.
ReplyDeleteYep, quite a few posts are missing, including the pictures from yesterday. *shaking fist at Blogger*
ReplyDeleteshe's could cross market her song with that annoying hair piece of the same name.
ReplyDeleteShe named the song bump it in favor of her favorite sniffing habit. Oh, hold up, she was on Celeb Rehab & kicked off for lack of an addiction. How pathetic can one be???
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