Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Jessica Biel & Bradley Cooper


After you get finished reading about Bin Laden's mistress telling all, The Enquirer would like you to latch on to this story which is absolutely not true, but they did a great job of making it sound like it is. They also obviously want a favor from Jessica Biel. You know who she is right? The actress who is lucky to have a career and has only kept getting roles because she "dated" Justin Timberlake. Yeah, that one. You have seen pictures. Anyway, The Enquirer says that Jessica asked Bradley Cooper out. Apparently she has liked him since they filmed A-Team together so passed him a note after 4th period and asked if he wanted to go hiking with her. When Bradley found out she actually meant hiking and that this was not her way of saying something else, he declined. Well, actually he said he would look at his schedule and get back to her when he could fit it in.

If this were to happen to you in real life, please know the person is never calling you back and is not interested in being seen with you in public.

19 comments:

  1. She doesn't have the right equipment.

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  2. Since they're both gay I think it's perfect.

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  3. Dear Jessica: he's just not that into you. Maybe because you're too beautiful?

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  4. She does not get the good because of her beauty. I believe she said so herself!

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  5. Actually, these two kind of make the perfect fake pair.

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  6. he's a cutie (well, maybe not in that pic)...but i'm in denial. i don't want him to be gay.

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  7. @ Rocket Queen - exactly.

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  8. Biel strikes me as a bargain basement Aniston in terms of media. She doesn't remotely have the same career but she was always portrayed as desperate in her relationship with the Disney Prince and gets written about as some lonely, can't find love hottie. She is pretty though.... a bit overdone in the lip department but photographs well.

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  9. I never thought Bradley Cooper was gay, until I read that he was dating Jessica Biel.

    Contracts, anyone?

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  10. She's alright. She's not a knockout or anything. I Don't know how interesting she'd be on a date.

    Yeah - like that's something I ever have to worry about. LoL.

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  11. Win-Win. Someone call the lawyers, then the publicists!

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  12. anyone who says they can't get cast in movies because they are "too beautiful" deserves what ever shit storm they get.

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  13. timebob- ITA. She is a pretty girl, but that was such a stupid statement

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  14. It just showed a completely arrogant lack of self-awareness about her acting skills, which are non-existent. I'm guessing agents feed their clients that crap.

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  15. What is it with certain actresses becoming serial beards? It's an open secret, so does everyone keep pretending? I just wish everyone stuck in the closet would come out already, shock the pants off of the prudes (they'll get over it) and then move on.

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  16. No way, she's not famous enough to be his next beard. He just dated Renee Z.... he has to trade UP not down. He's holding out for someone more famous than him, that he can use to climb up the ladder.

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  17. I sure hope the rumors about Jessica are wrong. I think she is one of the sexiest women in the world. She has an incredible body.

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  18. ^Does it really matter?

    I find her incredibly boring. ZZZzzz

    The fact that this alleged exchange took place only confirms that for me.

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