The January Jones Pregnancy
While I was out of the country, January Jones announced she was pregnant. Is anyone else wondering who the baby daddy is? I am sure it has been discussed everywhere since it is almost a week old, but I have found it interesting that Jason Sudekis seems pretty ticked off January is pregnant. He wants to say a lot, but apparently is holding back his true feelings. I wonder if Bobby Flay is sweating things. I wonder if January was cheating with some guy while supposedly dating Jason. They broke up in January. She announces she is pregnant in April. You traditionally wait three months to announce which means she must have got pregnant while the couple were dating or immediately after. Has she been able to quit drinking? Does she know who the father is? Will Maury get to weigh in on all of this?
Maury! Maury! Maury!
ReplyDeleteBobby Flay... you are NOT the father.
*Bobby jumps up & fist pumps the air shouting various words of excitement*
Meanwhile, January takes off backstage & falls over sobbing. She then gets up and screams "porque!!!!!??!
End scene
ugh I really hope it's Bobby Flay's so there's proof he's a cheating scumbag. Poor Jason - I really hope for his sake its not his!! January is a dirty little whore.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least she's got the financial resources to raise a kid alone. This could be good for her -- she'll lay off the booze and cigs for at least a few months.
ReplyDeleteI just hope she's a better mom than her television counterpart. :-/
Ida - from your lips to God's ears.
ReplyDeleteand maybe eat a meal...
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ReplyDeleteI'm finding myself drawn into this mess and I don't even really care about any of the players. Obviously I don't need to know who the father is, but it's nagging at me. Was it intentional/accidental? Does she know who the father is? So many questions.
ReplyDeleteI think she was cheating on Jason and that's the cause of the breakup. I think he knows who the father is.
ReplyDeleteOMG Manda_Kitty - that was awesome.
ReplyDeleteI think I read yesterday where a "source" said that it's prob not Jason's...supposedly she was talking about how she wanted to have a child and that's what made him cut out. Who knows? If any of that is true, maybe she just had a one-nighter to get 'er done.
I so find this story intriguing. Can't wait to find out who the baby daddy is.
ReplyDeleteThis may provide the impetus to change her life. She could have easily terminated the pregnancy and no one would have been the wiser. Obviously she wants this baby.
ReplyDeletePiecing this together with what I vaguely remember hearing in the past (which is as trustworthy as what you hear playing telephone with a tin can...)
ReplyDeleteI wonder if this is what caused those odd calls to Bobby Flay for the troubles she got into (while I thought she was dating that Jason fella...) I totally agree Jason knows the scoop, perhaps she asked him to play the dad and that's why they really broke up. (Later alleged to be b/c he didn't want kids, maybe he just didn't want to be part of a scheme.)
I kind of like Bobby Flay, but it would still be poetic justice if it's his. Cheaters are icky.
ReplyDeleteLet's just hope she doesn't name her baby "Moroccan".
ReplyDeleteI wish I had impregnated January Jones. Even if she was drunk, it would have turned me on to watch her pretty blonde haired head chomp my chunk, blow a big load of splooge all over her face, and give her multiple vaginal and anal creampies. I wish I was fucking her now. Imagine the pleasure of blowing penis snot on top of her baby's head and sucking the breast milk out of her beautiful tits - which would make her cum buckets.
ReplyDeleteJudging by his reaction, no way is this Jason's kid. Maybe she tried to pass it off as his? And he knew it wasn't possible or had a DNA test? (how early can they do those?)
ReplyDeleteNo more walk of shames for January Jones.
ReplyDeleteWhat would sex with January be like? At the moment of climax does the guy shout out "January. January." How would she know he just doesn't love that month?
I guess the same thing can be said for other women with names for days of the month. April, May, June, August.
I hope that kid pops out FULL GINGER, so they can't hide it anymore. Like Roho Caliente's kid---that kinda complexion.
ReplyDeleteFlay: You ARE the father!
As much as this would seem to have been unplanned, her Mad Men schedule is open now and she IS 33 and single---maybe she decided she didn't want to wait for the right guy? I'm just being optimistic for the kid's sake.
I am liking Bobby Flay for this. If the kid is a ginger, he is SO BUSTED! She looks like she is 16 to 20 weeks pregnant. So, do the math on the Baby Daddy possibilities. Jason probably took precautions to not get trapped hopefully and I think that this was TOTALLY on purpose.
ReplyDeleteOMG - did any of you see Michael K's take on this yesterday? 'Cue Ashton Kutcher saying "your baby will never make it in this town!!"' I laughed my ass off. Kutcher is such an ass.
ReplyDeleteRQ, that is hilarious! MK is a national treasure!
ReplyDeleteplease, if Flay wasn't married she'd be screaming it from the rooftops!
ReplyDeletethat is so his kid. i think she strung Jason along to throw them off the scent.
Wasn't there a blind about some startlet contemplating a pregnancy for publicity?
ReplyDeleteI am so intrigued by this. I say Bobby Flay but she's known to go home with random men at parties. I'm in agreement with you jax, she'd be screaming from the rooftops! Maybe Flay paid her off? I feel sorry for Jason.
ReplyDeleteThere was? OMG Seriously?
ReplyDeleteLMAO at Michael K as a national treasure. Truer words were never spoken.
ReplyDeleteIf this kid is a ginger, just OMG. This kid could be anyone's though. January does the walk of shame a ton. Good for her, I guess. LOL.
@RubyDust - I remember that, I think the popular guess was Lohan because it was someone who wasn't doing great, career-wise ;)
ReplyDeleteWhen did she and Jason hook up? Is it possible she was pregnant when they started dating, and she asked him to be the father, he said "no thanks!"
Can you imagine it being like a Maury show and the fourteeth guy tested is NOT THE FATHER? I just almost cry for those women.
ReplyDeleteI kind of have a thing for Jason Sudeikis so I hope he is NOT the father. Although, when I heard he was putting his dick in this mess, he sort of lost a bit of his magic for me *L*
ReplyDeleteRQ - yeah he is an ass, but I think he was right about January's acting skills. He did shout it through a glass wall, but she is HORRIBLE
ReplyDeleteJS's quote sounded like he so WANTED to say something but had to stop himself.
ReplyDeleteI love the way this trick announced she was pregnant 8 hours before the Royal Wedding. She wasn't even a blip, and I'm betting that was her plan.
ReplyDeleteMichael K rules.
I can understand not respecting January Jones for her private life but not respecting her work as an actress? She plays one of the most complex characters on one of the best shows on television. Her character, Betty, is simultaneously loathsome, pathetic, naive, evil, repressed, angry, embittered, entitled, sexy, glamorous, and drop-dead gorgeous. But she's always understated and never over the top. All her emotion is seething beneath a glacial facade. I call that some damn good acting.
ReplyDeletelooserdude - to me, she just has absolutely no range. She is completely wooden and apparently they created the character based on her, so it should fit her like a glove.
ReplyDelete@looserdude -- I second everything you just said about January's performance as Betty. I think she's FLAWLESS in that role.
ReplyDeleteDoug Kenney is disgusting
ReplyDeleteOh, total WORD loserdude. JJ owns Betty Draper. All the ladies on Mad Men rock. I really hope the show gets it together and comes back. I've heard they're having major budget issues. I wish Enty reported on that, actually.
ReplyDeleteBet the father is a black guy.
ReplyDeleteSorry to harp on this, and I am a Mad Men lover myself so I shouldnt be too hard on her - but have you seen her in anything else? The role as Betty is perfect for her, but she cant do anything else it seems like.
ReplyDeleteLinnea, does this count? I loved the totally juvenile SNL skit with her as Grace Kelly in Rear Window: http://www.hulu.com/watch/109031/saturday-night-live-rear-window
ReplyDeleteI dont want to watch it - I saw her on SNL the first time around and it was so bad that I cringed and turned it off! :)
ReplyDeleteI saw January Jones in "The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada". I thought she was good in that, albeit in a supporting role.
ReplyDeleteThe baby daddy's probably going to end up being someone completely unexpected, like that old French dude-the one who knocked up Salma Hayak and Minnie Driver. I can't think of his name...but he's a millionaire and he later married Hayak.
ReplyDeleteEcua? You mean François-Henri Pinault is the father of Minnie Driver's baby?! She never said who the father was. Pinault is born in the same town as my dad in France.
ReplyDeleteI say Bobby Flay for the win!
@Susan said...
ReplyDelete! Oh, total WORD loserdude. JJ owns Betty Draper. All the ladies on Mad Men rock. I really hope the show gets it together and comes back. I've heard they're having major budget issues. I wish Enty reported on that, actually."
Doesn't one needs to have actual connections for this?
I thought Minnie revealed the baby daddy?
ReplyDeleteJust because he doesn't WANT to have a child, doesn't mean Jason is NOT the father. She could have told him what she was trying for.
ReplyDeleteHayak, Driver, and Pinault were the popular guesses for a blind a couple of years back about a foreign born guy who impregnated 2 foreign born actresses one after the other.
ReplyDeletehmmm benjamin millepeid? Just kidding. But that would be fun, wouldn't it
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