Arnold Schwarzenegger Just Gets Worse

The Los Angeles Times has broken one of the best gossip stories of the year. Apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger got one of his household staff pregnant ten years ago but only admitted to Maria Shriver within the last month that the child is his. Oh, and get this. At the time Arnold got her pregnant, the woman was married. Oh, and get this. After she got pregnant, she continued to work for the couple until this past January when she retired after 20 years of "service" to the family.

I'm not sure exactly how it took ten years for Maria Shriver to guess that the child of the household staff looked like Arnold. I thought she was much smarter than that. I think the tip off would have been the cigar hanging out of the mouth and the passing out dollar bills to the women at their school. Oh, you are right, it could be a girl. The Times is not identifying the woman or the child, although the woman did say when first contacted that her ex-husband was the father. After Arnold fessed up, the woman had no comment. Arnold says he has apologized to his wife and family but will keep right on groping and pawing women because it is what he knows and does best.