50 Cent Left Chelsea Handler Satiated
Chelsea Handler threw out the big words last night on Piers Morgan. Desperate for guests, Piers latched on to Chelsea Handler and her promotion for her new book. While on the program, Chelsea admitted what the world pretty much already knew. She dated 50 Cent. She said it was casual which means to me that they were f**k buddies. Did she say that? No? Could it have been just a couple of friends who hung out with no sex involved? Absolutely. But, hear me out. The pictures of them in bed together is point number one that they were doing more than playing Risk on the living room floor. Number 2 is that last night Chelsea said that 50 Cent left her satiated. Now, I do suppose he could have gone out and bought her a bunch of chocolate and ice cream and got her full on chocolate and sugar leaving that satiated feeling, but again, I am going to go with sex. She liked the controversy and attention and that is the reason she brought it up again last night.
So what, I'm sure he thought she was fun and raunchy in bed. With her sense of humor, I'm sure they were pretty wild and rambunctious. Good for them!
ReplyDeleteIs it really that big a deal?
Not really a big deal. After all, in the pic they BOTH have clothes on.
ReplyDeleteI take it she does not believe in keeping it to herself. Kind of makes her slutty.
ReplyDeletewhile i can appreciate self-deprecating humor...she's taken it to the extreme, calls herself a whore and an alcoholic an awful lot. i'm not going to hate on her b/c while i don't particularly like her, i think there are some serious self-hate issues at play here...and that's not something her books, stand-up, tv shows or fame-whoring can cure. it's heartbreaking, if you think about it.
ReplyDeleteI've never cared for Handler, and dislike her even more since dating this loudly homophobic and sexist ass. They deserve each other.
ReplyDeleteshe loves sex and said she will never get married. So good for her getting around town.
ReplyDeleteHer latest f-buddy is Andre Balazs Courtney Love & Uma's ex.
I think it is all just a act, kind of like Howard Stern. She plays the naughty bad girl.
ReplyDeleteI just don't understand her appeal. She's just not funny.
ReplyDeleteWell at least while they were doing eachother they were saving two other poor schlubs from wasting their time and bodily fluids
ReplyDeleteHer sassy, sexy memoirs are really quite good in a "chick lit/light read/I'm bored so I'm gonna download something on my Kindle" kind of way.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised she didn't bring out one of those giant microphones on her desk and make innuendo the way Madonna did on letterman in that famous 94' interview.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a problem with her but I am kinda grossed out that she used the word "satiated." Who says that? It's creepy.
ReplyDeleteI hate thinking that anyone who says that gay teenagers might as well kill themselves can get laid. There should be a law against that.
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