Tori Spelling Wants Another Season
Apparently Tori Spelling thinks there has been a lot of speculation about whether she is pregnant so she announced to the world she is.
"I know there's been a lot of speculation, so I wanted everyone to hear from me. . .it's official. . . Dean & I are PREGNANT!"
I don't recall any speculation about whether she is pregnant. I think she was chafed no one was speculating because no one cares. I do recall some speculation about whether her breast was going to implode on itself because she does not eat. What I think this means is that Tori is going to try and milk another season out of her reality show fame and give Dean some money of his own so he is not always asking mama to pay for everything.
I hate when people say so and so and I are pregnant. No, just the lady is.
ReplyDeleteI watched their new season on Saturday night late as hell (5 am, I think) and when Dean called himself a douchebag I died laughing. That was the only good part.
I have never watched a whole episode of her show or read her books - but will she be officially closing up shop as soon as she runs out of available "tori" puns? There can't be too many left, right? *fingers crossed*
ReplyDelete@Sue Ellen,
ReplyDeleteThat bothered med too.
...me too, not med.
ReplyDeleteThat sentence about her breast is gold. I wonder if she's able to breastfeed with those things. They look like they could sub for a hammer in a pinch.
ReplyDeleteBringing veggie dip to the party - bothers me too. It's becoming more common to say we are pregnant, I've noticed.
ReplyDeleteI had read the rumors and didn't care.
Funny this should come up (I heard about her announcement on this morning's tv shows.) Just this weekend I'd started wondering why I was seeing so much of Tori and her brood in the media. In all these Staged-for-the-paps shots.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit I love her and the show....hanging head in shame. I also secretly love listening to some Barry Manilow when no one is around...lowering head in more shame. : ( Is there a program for this?
ReplyDelete@bluebonnetmom I love her show, too! Ok, so I watch it when I can find it on the tv and haven't seen every episode.
ReplyDeleteCan't she get her boob area fixed, or maybe she doesn't want to (since there are people looking at it)?
ReplyDeleteCelebitchy was speculating on her being preggo. I read one of her books (book club!) and it was mildly entertaining, but her show is meh, and I find it too annoying to watch now. Also, she's no Real Housewife.
ReplyDeleteBluebonnet, you would be shocked at how much Manilow is on my iPod.
ReplyDeleteI love Barry Manilow (the classic stuff, not the someone get me another roll of face tape, I have a show to do stuff).
ReplyDeleteWhy would someone who had bad breast implants not be embarrassed to show them off? Instead of hiding them.
ReplyDeleteditto on Manilow. I was dragged to many a concert of his in the 70's w/my mom. I learned to love his music. Early Barry, not the crap he puts out now.
ReplyDeleteI've watched her shows (but not in a few seasons) and read her first book. I think her husband is a bit of a db but I just can't hate her.
ReplyDelete"We" may be expecting (presumably both members of a couple are expecting the birth of their child/ren), but "she" is the only one who's pregnant. Of course, there's always the case where the gestational carrier is also the father (i.e., the pregnant man from a while back), but let's just say that, from now on, the only people allowed to say "we're pregnant" are good friends or a lesbian couple, where they're both knocked up.
ReplyDelete*steps off soapbox*