Today's Blind Items
I am going to make this a blind item, but it is also a What Do You Think, because I really am curious. This A list movie actor who probably should not be A based on his most recent track record at the box office, was at dinner two nights ago. A waitress came to his table which he was sharing with two women and another guy. After taking the drink order, the waitress said someone else would deliver it because she was going on break. Now, the person who told me this, was there, and did not see any eye contact or anything between the actor and the waitress that was out of the ordinary. However, as soon as the waitress walked away, our actor got up and followed. He came back 20 minutes later. His companions asked where he had been and he said that he took a break with the waitress and later expanded by saying the waitress serviced him orally in her car. Now, as this waitress, you must know nothing is going to come of this, so why would you do this? Would you do it with any random customer? Is it because you want to say a celebrity used you?
One word: MONEY. Perhaps waitress ready to sell her story/took pics/had someone filming/who knows. But it always comes down to money, imho.
ReplyDeleteHow degrading....She might be calling the Enquier LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry for posting this off-topic, but I don't know where else to put it:
ReplyDeleteI seem to have accidentally stumbled onto the original source image Enty's usingas his photo here and on Facebook. It's at http://www.oddee.com/item_97694.aspx
Scroll down to "WORST ad placement ever!" I find it especially funny given his recent rant here about people accepting absurdly low sums by companies to tattoo their bodies with the companies' logos!
Now to hunt down where the awkward left arm came from!
My guess for the blind is Nicholas Cage. And I believe plenty of people blow stars because they're impressed with the power, money, and stardom. After all, why do girls "sleep" with Hugh Hefner?
Delusion.
ReplyDeleteYou tell yourself he'll love you so much, the sex will be so good - that he'll come back for more and then VOILA you are his girlfriend.
Then maybe a year or two later his wife.
My first thought was Nic Cage and I can't imagine why anyone would do what the waitress did - or what he did for that matter.
ReplyDeleteSome people love to be Starfuckers or in this case Starsucker. Then in this day and age of technology alot of the people have plans of sneakily videotaping, and then selling a story to the tabs or blackmailing the celebrity in question.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't, especially with how rampant STD's run in Hollywood. Not to mention I firmly believe in the old adage, "no man's going to buy the cow if he can get the milk for free".
Maybe this wasn't the first time these two hooked up, and that was some sort of code.
ReplyDeleteAnd honestly, it's rather revolting to me now, but when I was in my 20s, I would have done it because I would have thought it was fun and expected nothing in return.
I think today with all the STD's any woman or man who rushes into sex with anyone is crazy...people simply don't tell the truth....if you give it a bit of time you're better off....
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ReplyDeleteMaybe he was on her laminated top 5 list.
ReplyDeleteGerald Butler? The Butler would totally do this.
ReplyDelete@BinkyM
ReplyDeleteEnty's profile pix are much older than this tattoo pix post. I think someone was having a bit much fun with the photoshop......
Ego boost. There's perception that someone famous can have "anyone." Therefore, if they'll get physical with you, you must be the most desirable person in the room!
ReplyDeleteI can't even tell you how many girls (and guys)I know who think they're hot sh*t because they are desirable enough to get someone to cheat. "Oh he lives with his girlfriend?" [hair toss] "We'll just see about THAT!" I imagine its so much worse with someone famous.
it is no diffrent the groupies having sex with rock stars in the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteIt is just another story/notch on their belts.
You know you will never see them again so why not.
The smart ones try to get babies in them for the 18 year paycheck.
I guess collecting autographs is passe.
ReplyDeleteThis brings " Staff must wash hands before returning to work" to a whole different level.
ReplyDeleteI'll say the Piv for this one...known douche bag!
ReplyDeletecollecting STDs is the new thing? ::shudder:: I'll pass...
ReplyDeleteI love you Maja! :)
ReplyDeleteGerald Butler!!!! just because
ReplyDelete@cheryl ..nice guess but the Piv is in no way an A list movie actor.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't even call Gerard Butler A List.
A List actors with a string of recent Box Office duds - Hmmm
Russell Crowe?
Harrison Ford? (Don't want to believe this one)
Matt Damon?
Ben Affleck?
Tom Cruise? (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...LoL)
You know, A list actors make up lies to cover up the fact that they were stuck on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to pinch a mean one out.
ReplyDeleteWill Smith?
ReplyDeleteShia Lebeouf?
Jake Gyllenhaal?
Bradley Cooper?
James Franco?
ReplyDeleteJake Gyllenhaal?
Will Smith?
Yes I know these all have rumors of each being gay, but.... just thought I would throw out some other names.
Binky, the original "fat guy" photo is all over the web - people use it on all kinds of websites. As far as I know, it's in the public domain. Enty put it up on his facebook profile because it matched the persona he created. Enty never claimed that that was really him. I mean, come on!
ReplyDeleteI photoshopped his current profile pic, and a number of the ones he's used in the past. I'm not a designer, I just had fun playing around with the original picture when I was bored at work. Yes, it's obviously photoshopped, but I think I didn't do half bad given that I've never had any photoshop training, and didn't have much time to spend on it. :)
It is not a conspiracy, it is just meant to be fun.
suh-lut!
ReplyDelete@Terri...me too, i may have the suh-lut gene in me somewhere...
ReplyDeleteTOM HANKS!!! That "Nicest Guy In Hollywwod" act doesn't fool me for a second. LoL.
ReplyDelete@JasonBlueEyes...so true about the Piv...just don't like him and it sounds exactly like something he would do!
ReplyDeleteSo which A list movie star is on a run of bad luck?
Women like this make me very sad for my gender. Why are they settling for such one sided deals? I would never give a man any service I wasn't getting back in return. I have no problem with meaningless sex for the pure fun/sport of it, but don't ever give oral to some guy unless you are getting it back (or a decent amount of cash), especially not some celebrity type who could be carrying God knows what from the last dummy who serviced him for nothing.
ReplyDeleteHow does this conversation with her friends go?
Dummy: I sucked off (fill in the blank), yay me.
Friend: what did you get in return.
Dummy: Nothing, why?
Friend: Idiot.
She's a cum queen and loves the taste and percussion of splooge. You haven't lived if you didn't know that
ReplyDeleteI doubt it was Nic Cage because two nights ago he was just after getting released from jail. Even he wouldn't do anything that stupid right after that.
ReplyDeleteNic is in New Orleans. This BJ event happened in Los Angeles (I'm assuming.)
Now, why does this make me think of Joaquin Phoenix? Who knows, just sayin'... wink, wink.
ReplyDeletebinkym said that she stumbled upon the original pic. she never declared it was enty.
ReplyDelete{I photoshopped his current profile pic, and a number of the ones he's used in the past.}
smdh.
Oh, and pretty sure the 'I'm on a break' was code. Let's just say I've got a gut feeling on that one.
ReplyDeleteDepending on the star I might be willing to do a little something for him just to say I did a little something for him. Ok not now that Im overweight and in my 40s and a lot less impulsive but, back when I was young and single and hot, I would have jumped on that chance in a heartbeat.
ReplyDelete{...so why would you do this? Would you do it with any random customer? Is it because you want to say a celebrity used you?}
ReplyDeletesweetie, you have been writing about celeb gossip for years now, but you need to ask if the waitress would do this to a (random) person. use your thinking cap on that one.
the waitress may not feel used. moreso to use it as a bragging right or dish to talk about when she turns 70. her lips not mine!
Seems very obvious at least to me they knew each other already and she was speaking in code. That may be her day gig but I'm sure she makes $$ on the side as a "special friend" for people like the celebs who like that whole blue collar fantasy.
ReplyDeleteEither that or he followed her out and flashed her a wad of cash to service him.
I had quick relations with a celebrity once. Mostly because he was hot and I was single. It was for fun and makes a great story. I guess you could say we used each other.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the girl does it because she enjoys sex. And if you're gonna give head, at least give it to a star. I guess. Or hell, maybe she's just a ho-bag. Either way, he's emptied out and her mouth's full.
ReplyDelete@AlleyCat...well unless you're not going to give us any dirt or hints as to who you shared that with..why bother mentioning it? ;)
ReplyDeletesinger melanie fiona was sucking dicks at her after parties of her concerts $5 but she sucks on csi miami actor adam rodriquez for free.
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ReplyDelete^^anna - why do you care so much? Did Adam break your heart or something?
ReplyDelete@Ice Angel -- you got it! He was probably stuck on the crapper and wanted to brag about something to cover his dirty, dirty shame.
ReplyDeleteThat said, Hugh Grant?
Anna, Melanie Fiona does not suck cock at after parties, but she can get the pussy licked by her sexy male fans. Adam has a nice, clean cock. I've had it in my mouth!
ReplyDeleteAm i the only person that finds the Piv hot?
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ReplyDeleteI guess she wanted bragging rights or a really big tip. Gross to think of because of the STD's floating thru Hollywoodland. Hope he kept it covered.
ReplyDeleteThis is the 2nd day in a row I've read about this Melanie chick on here. I have to look her up.
ReplyDeleteHaha Jason I just didn't think it mattered but if you want the dirt it was Joey McIntyre from NKOTB.
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ReplyDeleteOkay, done looked up that Melanie chick..Gross.
ReplyDeleteGive me sexy Ciara ANYDAY.
@AlleyCat...Geez...sorry I asked. LoL.
Melanie F. is attractive. But I guess because one does not have a European nose....
ReplyDeleteI thought Joey from NKOTB was gay but I just saw he's married to a short blond girl that looks like Hayden Planetarium.
ReplyDeleteI'm suspecting certain people are out for spring break. The postings will get interesting this week.
ReplyDeleteSo they were dining at Perkins then?
ReplyDeleteI think Ice Angel's spot on!
Guessing this is an ongoing thing. Maybe why he choose the restaurant? Or maybe "going on break" is slang that we don't know about?
ReplyDeleteYou know, can you imagine if someone approached you and asked you to do this? Omg, how insulting and outrageous. I think I'd knee them in the groin.
ReplyDeleteOne word: Starfucker.
ReplyDeletethis isn't exactly shocking and i think a lot more people would do it than admit to it (if given the chance with someone they think is a hottie and has frequented some fantasies ;)
Wow, I had no idea this was the holier than thou crowd. If it was:
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp
George Clooney
Matt Damon
Javier Bardem
You betcha I would have blown them in my car! I could give a crap about money or fame blah blah...they're steamy!
Really? Well, we play to our strengths I suppose, and who else knows our worth?
ReplyDeletemaybe she was using him.
ReplyDeleteea17, other people have had questions about the pictures, so I thought I'd put them to rest. I hoped by waiting until all the fighting had died down it could be done without stimulating any more cattiness, but I should have known better.
ReplyDeleteWill Ferrell's movies have sucked lately. Not sure he'd be A list, but Elf is my favorite movie.
ReplyDelete@ Monica
ReplyDeleteNice list!
i concur...and will add Ryan Gosling, Eric Bana, Henry Cavill, Sam Worthington and Vincent LaCavalier (hockey player) to my list :o
It's hard to say why she did this. On the other hand, why do we assume that women have no sexual desire? I have female friends who have told me (after hearing some of my tales of sex on the rooftops of South Beach) about having sex with strangers in dressing rooms of stores, etc., etc., and I realize that there is some freakiness going on with the ladies sometimes. Not as sleazy as men (men are sleazebags), but it's there.
ReplyDeletei'm not gonna judge this.
ReplyDeleteeveryone here has a celebrity crush. celebs are sex symbols in all cultures. you can't tell me that, if given the opportunity between two consenting adults, all of you wouldn't jump at the chance to have an encounter with your celeb of choice.
if the answer is no, perhaps you need to dust away the cobwebs, stop being a prude and get back in touch with your sexy side.
after all, the chances of it happening are remote...but what if it did??
that includes you Enty ;)
He might be A list but he's a total douche for telling everyone at their dinner table that he left them for 20 minutes in order to get blown by a stranger in her car. One of the women left at the table was presumably his date. Douche to the nth degree.
ReplyDeleteMy guesses are George Clooney or Ben Affleck!!
ReplyDeleteOk ladies, let's stop judging the waitress and get to the bottom of this!! There are important blinds that need solving!!!
pwner, there's a big difference between having a fun hookup and being used like a kleenex. There's no way to tell for sure from this blind which it was, but it doesn't sound promising.
ReplyDeleteMy guess: Adam Sandler
ReplyDeleteAlthough, Enty probably would've said if the actor was married, so maybe Jim Carrey?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he was lying? It's not uncommon for assholes to lie about their sexual prowess.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with just liking naughty sex with a good looking dude?! Ya'll are really sexist - if Angelina Jolie/*insert preferred celebrity here* walked up to any one of you guys and offered you a once in a lifetime good time, are you REALLY going to say no??? Maybe the girl just saw an opportunity to have some fun and did it. Personally, I think serial groupies/starfuckers have some serious emotional problems, but if Elvis had offered me 20 mins in the back of his pink cadillac I can't guarantee I'd have said no! Depends on the celeb I guess - it wouldn't be worth putting out for just any low grade douche just cos he's on TV...
ReplyDeletelike Sonia said-maybe he was just Full of sh*t- maybe she WAS ON A BREAK and HE is a DOUCHE, and needs to let everyone think that women, ANY WOMEN, will 'blow' him. Some men are disgusting and will lie. How many people are going to ask the waitress if she just gave him a 'bj?"
ReplyDeletethen again, I do know, okay, in my younger days, KNEW some women or GIRLS who would have given a BJ in a NY MINUTE to certain celebrities, but it would have to be ones they were crazy about Enty. BUT, they would have not have remained CALM, COOL, COLLECTED, while taking his order. IT would have been 'OMG, IT is XXXXX, what can I do FOR YOU?
ReplyDeleteget off your self righteous soap box Mooshki.
ReplyDeleteIt's all just good fun and like you said, you can't tell anything for sure from this blind so stfu.
My guess is Nicholas Cage. I heard that he has a huge thing for oral sex...on himself only. I also heard that he forces his wife to give him oral.
ReplyDeleteYeah. So, this post comes off as kinda sexist, honestly.
ReplyDeleteAs if NONE of you have ever had a clandestine workplace hook-up? Shiiiit. I feel bad for some of you. ;-)
What if the gendered tables were turned, and someone like Mila Kunis seduced a waiter? People would assume that A) Mila was horny and the male server must have been pretty hot, and B) that the male server hit the carnal jackpot. But I doubt a man would walk around saying that he'd been sexually ~used.~ He'd be STOKED.
Committed relationships are the ideal, of course, and I'm not knocking them. But it IS possible for women to hit it and quit it, get their rocks off, get their one-time jollies, etc. Not every chick is a Stage-5 Clinger. Seriously.
bethan, i agree with you. if this chick is not 'serial' than, i could care less about her sexual dalliance.
ReplyDeleteI thought Jordan was the gay in NKOTB.
ReplyDeleteAs for the blind, no clue but gross.
I would if it was a super hot guy or an actor I really liked I most certainly would. I had the option to join Marky Mark at his Le Parc suite (in the funky bunch hay day) when we were both 20 years old and I said no. I was soooooo nervous, I could have died. But then I've had sex in the bathroom with some random dude at the Arsenal in the last decade + a random 3some and lots of risky shit, so who am I to judge!
ReplyDeleteI heard Nic Cage's wife charges him to have any kind of sex.......
ReplyDeleteIda what you say is philosophically true and in an ideal world that's exactly how it would work, but the fact is women and men are psychologically different and according to studies emotionless hook-ups are damaging to young women's psyches.
ReplyDelete@looserdude -- I'm interested in those "studies" you just cited. Were they conducted sometime between 1959 and 1963? ;-)
ReplyDeleteMy point: don't lump all women together, please. We all have different approaches to sex, intimacy, emotional involvement, etc.
@tempestuous grape, I wish you lived in my town. I'd LOVE to get a beer or four with you.
The waitress needs some self respect. I hope that she gets some soon. I would kill my daughters for doing this. The guy involved is a complete self absorbed pig.
ReplyDelete@empyrios - lol @ LaCavalier! Nice choice :)
ReplyDeleteGotta chime in that if I were the waitress and the guy were one of the ones on my 5 list, I'd totally do it.
Wasn't Nic Cage's wife a waitress before they married? Maybe he's got a thing for the *service* industry...
ReplyDeleteIf it was consensual, who are we to judge? He's a douche for telling the table what happened but otherwise, it's two consenting adults. Who here would be that strong if David Beckham/Salma Hayek hit on you?
ReplyDeleteI do think the actor is probably single otherwise I'm sure the blind would state otherwise.
And to whoever mentioned it up above, I'll admit it to. I find Jeremy Piven sexy. He's a douche, yes but nice body.
If this was in Hollywood my guess would be that the waitress is an unemployed actress. She'll probably get a bit part in his next movie. I'm more interested in what the two females at the table thought. If they were dates, how would you like it if your date disappeared to have sex with someone else?
ReplyDelete@looserdude: That study sounds like complete BS.
ReplyDeletei'm sure this happens 100x a day in hwood.
ReplyDeletemost a-listers started that way, men & women.
i'm sure brad pitt sucked a dick or two to get his start...& we all know clooney did.
imagine how many dicks dicarapio suked to gain the career illusion of being a leading man.
ReplyDeleteidolizing hwood is funny, i remember when folks had no clue liberace was a flamer.
OK, with Monica's list, Yes. And young Elvis, yes. Not old Elvis. And my hockey player, anytime, anywhere. And David Beckham. And my soccer player. I could be quite the slut......yes I could.
ReplyDeleteI would guess Ralph Fiennes but don't know that he's the type to toot his own horn about it after.
ReplyDeleteIt worked for Mrs. Cage oh wait, she wasn't really a waitress she was a courtesan.
ReplyDeleteAs for why, other than really being a courtesan - I've been wondering why since Monica Lewinski. Unless it's Harrison Ford, this guy has to to be younger that Clinton at least.
@crila16 I don't think Nic Cage forces Mrs. Cage to do anything. Not because he's attractive but because he bought her.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd like to know what she picked up. Hopefully she used a condom.
ReplyDeleteIf not, how dumb is she going to sound saying 'yeah, i totally sucked X off and got ____. he doesn't remember me, tho'
The celebrity better hope she didn't have anything catchy, too
Maybe she wanted to use the celebrity.
ReplyDeleteFor fun, for the hell of it, to say you went there and came back again, experience points, bragging rights, cos it was fun.
Why are women not allowed to have fun, casual sex again?
Maybe she wanted to? Giving a guy a blow job can give women a sense of power, and many enjoy it - it's not always as one-sided as people would like to imagine.
ReplyDeleteConsenting adults can do what they want sexually and if people are that interested in other's sex lives, they can only speculate as to why. I guess what I'm getting at is why do we even ask such questions? It's speculation that seems to be borderline sexist because no one wonders why some guy would stick his dick on some random woman's mouth. It's always the woman who is degrading herself by engaging in a sex act, or something like that.
"on" = "in".
ReplyDeleteAnd yes - not with some random guy, but yes, I'd go groupie for a couple of rock stars I adore.
ReplyDelete@Maylib: I love giving bj's and I did it in a heartbeat to a celeb crush.
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