Monday, April 18, 2011

Today's Blind Items

#1 # 2 & #3 - This mostly movie B- list actress has had something strange happen to her. Most of the time when someone cheats on someone with another actor in this town, nothing really happens. Apparently though, the scorned C+ television actress has made it her own personal crusade to tell everyone who will listen about how badly she was hurt by the cheating actress because of what she had done for her ex. She of course also blames her ex, the A- list television actor from a hit show. The crusade has made the two cheaters kind of pariahs among their peers.

#1 - B- movie list actress
#2 - C+ television actress
#3 - A- list television actor

#4 - What was once thought to be an urban legend or a very bad joke is starting to get some legs to it. This almost A list actor (although he sucks as an actor) really did have sex with someone in the family he really should not have had sex with. It is not illegal, just really disturbing.


76 comments:

  1. #3 Ashton Kutcher

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  2. I like all the Dexter people for the first blind. It makes sense.

    For the second one: Morgan Freeman? Although it's common knowledge that he's been schtupping his g-daughter.

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  3. #1 - Julia Stiles
    #2 - Jennifer Carpenter
    #3 - Michael C. Hall

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  4. I meant #4 for Kutcher

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  6. I think Anna is right:

    1 - Julia Stiles
    2 - Jennifer Carpenter
    3 - Mr Dexter Morgan himself.

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  7. OKAY. I didn't read that "sucks as an actor" part. Morgan is gross, but he can still emote.

    ...but is Ashton *really* almost A-list? If he is, the End is nigh.

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  8. 2. Sucks=Vampire= Robert Pattinson??

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  9. #4 is Morgan Freeman. He is kind of dating his young niece, with no blood relation to him. She is extremely young, late teens. early 20s.

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  10. Morgan isn't a blind, though.

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  11. Morgan Freeman doesn't suck as an actor. That's just fact.

    No more Morgan guesses.

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  12. I'm with Ida..

    The Dexter crew for 1-3.

    Morgan Freeman & his God Daughter #4.

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  13. Anonymous2:10 PM

    morgan freeman does not suck as an actor.

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  14. 4: Shia & his mom?

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  15. Morgan Freeman does NOT suck as an actor. I like the Ashton guess.

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  16. #4 = Nicolas Cage - because who wouldn't put it past him?

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  17. OK Nate, you win.

    Morgan does not suck as an actor.

    Is Ashton doing 1 of the step daughters? ARG!!!!

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  18. For #4: it states this almost A-List (but sucks as an actor), could be that is Enty's point of view on Freeman?

    For 1 to 3, sounds a lot like the Leann Rimes and Edie Cybrian and his ex-wife situation, but NO WAY in hell would they ever be considered A or B list.

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  19. I agree with those who have already said it - it is Dexter crew FTW, especially the part about "because of what she had done for her ex" (taking care of him during his cancer scare).

    I also agree it's Kutch for #4. Ew.

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  20. Anonymous2:15 PM

    I do not think Stiles is close to a B- movie actress. (See my cankles comment in Random Photos today.) No way that can be her.

    And Morgan Freeman is a great actor. Invictus, Driving Miss Daisy...and he has even played God! Besides, I thought the stuff about that girl was concocted by his wife during the divorce.

    (I am no help. Sorry.)

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  21. Anonymous2:18 PM

    morgan's ex wife did "not" need to concoct anything. she was married to him for eons and was going to get a huge divorce settlement anyway. there was no prenup.

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  22. So it could make sense that the reason it is in the family and not illegal is because of no blood relation thus it could be Kutcher and either Rumer, Tallulah or Scout, his step daugthers.

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  23. 1/2/3: Dexter team

    4: Kutcher! he's almost A list(remember the last Kutcher blind item here), he sucks as actor .Sex with one Demi's daughters(Rumer)

    Morgan Freeman story is known and he doesn't suck as actor( he was nominated for oscar several times and even won one Oscar)

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  24. Yes, what everyone else has guessed.

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  25. Anonymous2:28 PM

    ea17 - Yes but maybe she wanted to hurt him in other ways by besmirching his good name and make him fodder for commenters guessing at blind gossip items. (Yea, that was weak. I just wanted to write besmirching.) *sputters* Just leave Hoke alone, dammit. He put the can of salmon back!

    MontanaMarriott has it. Listen to her, people. Although Rumor would spill the beans. Hello...her NAME!

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  26. If Morgan Freeman isn't solid A list, who the f*#& is?

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  27. This blind seems like a good opportunity to ask that anna poster what she's always talking about with regards to melanie fiona and adam rodriguez...you know you want to tell us, so just explain already!

    I think the "what she had done for her ex" clearly points to Michael C. Hall and the whole cancer scare.

    And yeah, Ashton.

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  28. Anonymous2:40 PM

    methinks that that anna has the first letter of her name lowercase. she sounds disgruntled every time she posts about melanie fiona. *shrugs*

    i enjoy fiona's music. she has what it takes, but i'm not biased.

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  29. If it is Jennifer Carpenter, what did she expect? He was married to someone else when they hooked up. Karma is a bitch. Did she think she'd be different?

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  30. I hate thinking Michael C. Hall is such a douche considering "Six Feet Under" is the best show of the past 10 years. Hence my User name - Nate F.

    David Fisher would not approve of Micheal's douchiness.

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  31. Anyone remember when those pics were posted a few weeks ago and Enty said a blind item would be in the caption of the pic and we needed to figure out which one was the real blind? Well Ashton's caption said "he likes to take pics of...." and that was it.

    ewww

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  32. Anonymous2:51 PM

    Maybe Ashton had sex with Bruce Willis. Did you think of that?

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  33. @Klondyke - definitely disgruntled, and maybe a little obsessed? I don't even know who melanie fiona is. Seriously.

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  34. Anonymous3:22 PM

    she's a popular r&b singer. she reached popularity in the past 3 years or so. listen to 'give it to me right' and 'it kills me' on youtube. :)

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  35. 4-richard gere/infamous gerbil

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  36. Dammit, Pookie, get out of my head! I was thinking the same thing. LOL!!

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  37. Not to get political, but if the man stealer is Julia Stiles, isn't she already somewhat of a pariah for her conservative political views? Heh.

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  38. I like pomme's answer for Number $. If he had sex with his "step-daughter" - that IS disturbing.

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  39. I don´t think Ashton having sex with Demi´s daughter would be disturbing. Wrong yes. Disturbing no. Actually, it would make sense.
    Morgan Freeman on the other hand...

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  40. Pookie: I thought of the same thing. But...isn't it illegal to be cruel to an animal? Even a gerbil?

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  41. I agree with most - Dexter for number 1-3. I don't blame Jennifer at all.

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  42. Oh Nate Fisher would approve. Shit, he died while zipping up his pants after cheating on his wife.

    Ashton always was closer in age to Demi's daughers anyway and they'll break up and I guarantee you he'll next date someone in her early 20s.

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  44. Tallulah's in the photos for the Demi daughter.

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  45. I don't think there has ever been jokes or urban legends about Ashton Kutcher having sex with one of his step daughters, so I'm doubting that it's him.

    Agreed with the Dexter guesses for 1-3, though.

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  46. @childeroland - what's your source for Julia Stiles alleged conservatism. If that's true, she'd almost certainly be the first righty to work with Amnesty International.

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  47. Never been jokes about Ashton & the stepdaughters? Really? Welcome to the internets, you must be new.

    j/k

    Ashton unfortunately is still given leads in movies.

    And nobody, no matter how disgusting MF's relationship w/ his step-GD is, could ever say MF sucks at acting. Not even me. I love him in movies.

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  48. Jaiden_S, i know! it was the 1st thing to pop into mine too. i need bleach for my brain.

    TONIc, i was wondering that myself...i know bestiality laws are across the board in the US, but i'm wondering when they were implemented? the gere story timeline was that is supposedly happened in the mid-to-late 80s...(i heard the story in 1991-2 or so, so it's been around a while. totally traumatized my young untainted heart)...and it DOES have cult/urban legend status...the person i heard it from 'swears' he heard it from a valid source (as they all do)...so i'm wondering, you know? since the gerbil was supposed to have been a family pet and all. (ewww, ewwwwwww, i know!)

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  49. Mimi, sorry but I disagree - it is disturbing to be sleeping with both mother and daughter at the same time.

    But having said that, I still don't think it's Ashton.

    The "urban legend" and "very bad joke" did have me thinking Richard Gere immediately. But I can't see a pet as "someone in the family" if that's the case.

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  50. I hate to admit it but the gerbil was my first thought too! But it has got to be Ashton, right?

    Aaaand of course it had to be the Dexter folks. Way to ruin one of my favorite shows, people.

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  51. Shilo, there have been plenty of jokes about Ashton & his step-daughters here at CDaN. He spends a lot of time with them and is often photographed with them. Which could be perfectly innocent, but might not be.

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  52. Also, although I'm not a huge fan of him, Richard Gere also does not suck as an actor.

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  53. So not blind. Stiles, Carpenter and Hall.

    Good to see Hall is A- !! He makes me tingle.lol

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  54. Guys, I think that Ashton sleeping with his step-daughters would be illegal: aren't they all underage?

    I think it's Nicholas cage and Priscilla Presley.

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  55. #4- Ryan O'Neil & Tatum?

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  56. #4 is Shia LaDouche. Weren't there rumors he was waaaaaaaaaayyy too close with his mom?

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  57. Morgan Freeman is an incredibly gifted actor, but it is well-known that he and his step-granddaughter have had a "thing" for many years. Ick.

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  58. Not sure about his A-list status, but were the rumors true about the guy that plays Phil Dunphey and the girl that plays his oldest daughter, Haley? "family" as in Modern Family?

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  59. Oh my gosh, you are right - I had forgotten about that! He is so far from A-list though, I am sure it is not that.

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  60. Sorry RocketQueen I'm a different Anna. Maybe I should change my name to 'Anna with an "A".'
    I have no idea who those guys are that the other anna carps on about. In a very freaky coincidence I was watching Dexter reruns and CDAN skimming at the same time so knew straight away it was Hall but I was too lazy to type Carpenter and Stiles. I still love the show and him as an actor but personally he seems to be kind of a douche.

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  61. incest is still illegal, even if all parties are of legal consent.

    rumer is 22, tallulah is 20.

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  62. What Danielle said. Rumors or not, Ryan O'Neill sleeping with his daughter and Shia with his mom...no doubt 100% illegal. And...blurgh. Disturbing!

    And I never heard the Phil Dunphey/tv daughter rumors! Sick! Well, actually that's way less disturbing than Freedman or Kutch or even the sad little gerbil, but I love that show! Noooo!

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  63. OT...
    There was a blind about someone with a rodent problem. Not sure when it was posted, but would Matthew Morrison fit? This was on Foxnews.com today.

    http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/04/18/glee-star-matthew-morrisons-home-infested-with-rats/?test=faces

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  64. Forget it. I just found the blind and it is about an actress.

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  66. Anonymous6:40 AM

    I think it's Aston Kutcher with the youngest one Talluah and the disturbing part..remember there was a blind abt a young daughter of two C list actors with A list popularity and that not only did she drink, do drugs..she has had at least 3-4 abortions..and everyone guessed her..

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  67. Pookie...the gerbal story was made up and I know it for a fact. The story is that Richard worked with actor B on a movie, and the actor B and he did not get along at all. Actor B said Gere had a lame personality and acted like he had a stick or gerbal up his butt. That's how the stupid rumor got started. It became a joke among the crew and it ended up spread like the game telephone. It's really that stupid.

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  68. Danielle---Tallulah is 17 not 20.

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  69. Anonymous10:12 AM

    I agree with the Dexter guesses for 1, 2 and 3. I just don't buy Ashton sleeping with a stepdaughter. I think Bruce would totally f him up if he did that. My husband would for sure if it was one of our daughters. Morgan is A list all the way, but a scumbag sleeping with a goddaughter none the less. Shia and his Mom? That is a stomache churning gross possibility I guess.

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  70. I think it is Tracy Morgan and well. someone. Did his ex not give him her kidney? (which was demanded back by Kirsty Ally on behalf of all women?)

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  71. I have never heard anything about Julia Stiles being conservative. However she has always struck me as holier than thou esp wrt Hollywood and their standards for women, which partly I like and partly makes me think she's kind of a biznatch. Either way- this is clearly a Dexter blind. So when are we going to get the press release that Stiles & MCH eloped?? Why do they have to ruin my favorite show??

    Oh and yes she is B- list- Bourne movies anyone? Those were huge and she was second billed in the final one. Also I believe Enty described her as such in an earlier, revealed blind.

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  72. Anonymous2:04 PM

    #1: Liza w/ a Z
    #2: Kelly Preston
    #3: Charlie Sheen


    #4: Ashton

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  73. @ Russell and Izahart, et all. From Fox Nation (I know, I know) after she did that funny bit mocking eco-celebrities like DiCaprio and Portman. For some reason, after that I misremembered reading her name on Free Republic's list of conservative celebrities, and the idea had always stuck in my head. I didn't know about her work with Amnesty. *facepalm*

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  74. crila16...yeah, heard that version too. always 'as fact'...but then, that's the entertainment industry for you.

    makes you wonder...

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