Jennifer Lopez shows off her abs to distract you from the fact she is really not a great singer. You just know she is loving be relevant again.
Beyonce and Jay-Z celebrate their anniversary in Paris.
So, do you think Prince William would have a shot with Kate Middleton if he was not a Prince?
Kathleen Turner at the premiere of her new play.
Michael Douglas even came out to support her. I need to watch Romancing The Stone again. That is a classic.
Mila Kunis at 11.
Matthew Modine and Tiziana Rocca who wants you to know she is a supermom. She even wrote a book to tell you how great she is at it.
Michelle Rodriguez at some party which was low rent enough to invite
Barron Hilton.
Beyonce and Jay-Z celebrate their anniversary in Paris.
So, do you think Prince William would have a shot with Kate Middleton if he was not a Prince?
Kathleen Turner at the premiere of her new play.
Michael Douglas even came out to support her. I need to watch Romancing The Stone again. That is a classic.
Mila Kunis at 11.
Matthew Modine and Tiziana Rocca who wants you to know she is a supermom. She even wrote a book to tell you how great she is at it.
Michelle Rodriguez at some party which was low rent enough to invite
Barron Hilton.
Did JLo get a face lift?
ReplyDeleteOkay. So Mila can't EVER use that "I was an awkward and ugly child..." excuse trotted out by most female movie stars.
ReplyDeleteEm-Vee -- uh, I mean, J-LO -- looks pathetic as always. A belly-bearing shirt? Honestly? Why not just wear a sheer green dress and a big ol' sign that says I <3 1998?
Personally, I don't think Kate Middleton is all that hot. But I also think Prince William got all the busted Windsor genes, so what do I know?
I love Michael Douglas as an actor, and am glad he's doing well.
Now see, Michelle R. looks pretty there. I am confused about whether she likes biscuits or sausage but regardless, I think she would be fun to hang out with her and knock back a few beers.
ReplyDeleteKathleen Turner is looking pretty beefy there. I'd expect her to be wearing flannel and Birkenstocks.
ReplyDeleteJLo is so loving being relevant again. If not for AI she'd be nowhere.
I think Kate is definitely hot. Harry is hotter. :)
J-Lo is not relevant again. Just because she is in the tabs does not make her 'relevant'. I'm not sure she ever was. Fame whore? Yes. Relevant? No.
ReplyDeletelol @ your sentence about JHo, Ida!!
ReplyDeleteI like Rodriguez, but she looks like she's dressed and posing for her high school prom.
And forget Romancing the Stone, my fave Turner/Douglas movie is War of the Roses :)
I LOVE WAR OF THE ROSES!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, and Kathleen can totally have one of my kidneys if she needs one, just because she voiced Jessica Rabbit.
And with J Lo and Beyonce is J's not-publicized love child.
ReplyDeleteSigh, JLo, you're so pretty, why do you dress like that?
ReplyDeleteI don't think Kate is all that pretty. I mean, she's pretty but score the future King of England pretty? But good for her. She's marrying well. I can't wait til the wedding is over so the news can stop covering it.
HA! J Lo's outfit was what I was talking about a few posts back (the PopEater one about Chord & the Roberts girl)!! Ida is right! She looks like she was styled by Donna Martin!
ReplyDeleteKate, please, eat something. That wedding is stressful, but you're too thin
ReplyDeleteIf Prince William can only find an attractive woman because he's a prince, then what hope is there for the (average looking) men who seem to be the ones that most often make that comment?
ReplyDeleteJ-Lo is sure rockin' those MC Hammer pants.
ReplyDeleteMila doesn't look much different there then when she started on That 70's show. Wasn't she 14 when she filmed that Pilot?
i love jennifer's botox and lipo guys. *wants #s*
ReplyDeletei think kate middleton is really likeable. i hope her and her prince love long and happy.
Jlo's latest song is SO HORRIBLE: I though it was a joke when I first heard it, like Rebecca Blacks Friday or sth
ReplyDeleteJ-Lo has lost all of her ethnicity. I had to look at her again after reading who it was. I'm trying to figure out who is the singer that recently had a nose job and now can't sing. Jlo has DEFINITELY had rhinoplasty, but she couldn't sing in the first place. Xtina or Ferg?
ReplyDeleteKate is nearly rivaling Enty's Princess as the #1 woman in need of a sammich.
ReplyDeleteSometimes J.Lo bugs the crap out of me, but I gotta admit she's had some endearing moments since joing A.I. Now if only the hubby would stay home with the kids.
I think Kate Middleton has been in training for this her whole life...she probably had a Prince William doll and staged kiddie royal weddings all the time..
ReplyDeleteIt's good for a girl to realize her fantasy...
That said...I hope it's all she dreamed it would be.
Come on J.Lo, wtf with the belly baring shirts? You raiding Britney's closet?
ReplyDeleteMila has been beautiful her whole life!
The hoopla over the royal wedding is getting crazy. I'm excited for them like any couple, but just wish the news would calm down. Unfortunately, the second after the wedding is over, it'll be "Royal Bump Watch" for at least a year. Poor Kate, I hope she's ready.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, how come all the Hiltons have paddle feet?
I hope that Kate knows what she is getting herself into. I am sure that William is a much better man that his father "Chuck" and will protect her as much as he can. He saw his Mother's Hell close up and personal. Brooke looks stoned. J Ho looks like a hooker as usual. At least Skeletor is not in the photo with her, lunch would have been hard to keep down. Glad that Michael is out and about, he looks better.
ReplyDelete@painted.... that kid is like what 5?6? Jay Z and B have been together like what 10years? Can't believe he did the dirty on her... what a prick
ReplyDeleteWhat's that, Enty? Another clue that JLo = MV.
ReplyDeleteAm I missing something about a love child from beyonce or jlo or jay z?
ReplyDeleteYeah, you and me both Danielle
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm confused about the Beyonce/Jlo love child.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that her nephew? Basement Baby's kid?
I don't see how JLo could be MV -- why would anyone WANT to sing that badly?
ReplyDeleteJay Z has a kid with a model I think when he was dating BeYonce.
ReplyDeleteUm, If I was over 40, had twins, and had a belly that flat, I'd wear those kinds of shirts in the dead of winter....
ReplyDeleteYeah that's Basement Baby's kid. Solange was married to the daddy for a hot minute or two.
ReplyDeleteI think Kate is okay looking.
ReplyDeleteIf she wasn't marrying Big Willy, she would just be another brunette in London.
Charlotte Casiraghi is stunning
Charlotte Casiraghi is stunning
ReplyDeleteAnd so is her brother...
@Rose - JLo has had so much work done, she looks like a fish - her eyes are on the sides of her head.
ReplyDeleteI love Romancing the Stone A LOT.
Mila Kunis always was and always will be physically beautiful.
I guess people forget how good looking William was until very very recently -- the sudden male-pattern baldness just really makes a difference. But a year ago, and certainily when she met him, he was smokin'.
ReplyDeleteI honestly didn't realize that was JLo at first, she must have had work done.
ReplyDeleteKate is looking rather thin, hope this isn't a sign of things to come.
That is one horrendously bad pic of JLo. In so many ways.
ReplyDeleteI don't Kate Middleton is beautiful but she's certainly very pretty and looks very much in love with William.
Kathleen Turner has some sort of affliction (rheumatoid arthritis?) that makes her heavier. (That and the hooch.)
Mila Kunis is adorable. I saw her once on an ep of Punked and she was really sweet and caring.
What ever happened to Matthew Modine. Remember when he was going to be the next big thing? Did he leave his wife for this tranny?
Hey Barron, what's it like knowing that the whole world has seen your sister's hoohah?
And your sister's Valtrex bottles.
ReplyDeleteThe kid with Jay-Z and Beyonce is her nephew Julez. It is Solange's (Basement Baby) kid with her ex-husband.
ReplyDeleteLOVE Kathleen Turner. I must watch Peggy Sue Got Married again. Such a great movie (with the exception of Nic Cage, of course!).
ReplyDeleteEven though he's a crazy, bald, creep, I will always have a thing for Nic Cage purely because I loved him so much in Valley Girl.
ReplyDelete@ Michelle I totally understand.. I've also had a thing for him. Why? I have no idea!
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