Even brown looks good on Heidi Klum. I look like a big brownie when I wear brown. All I want to do is cover myself in frosting at that point.
You would think that Hayden P wearing a hat would be ridiculous until you
see Billy Corgan's hat.
An actual real smile from Jennifer Aniston?
Ditto for Jessica Alba.
At least Justin Bieber has a bigger camera than the guy Selena is cheating on him with.
James Gandolfini talks about how wide his bald spot was before trying a home remedy.
Jillian Michaels wins the airbrush of the day award.
Jennifer Lawrence finishes a close second.
Look. Benjamin Travolta already has his first hair implants. I am going to tear up.
You would think that Hayden P wearing a hat would be ridiculous until you
see Billy Corgan's hat.
An actual real smile from Jennifer Aniston?
Ditto for Jessica Alba.
At least Justin Bieber has a bigger camera than the guy Selena is cheating on him with.
James Gandolfini talks about how wide his bald spot was before trying a home remedy.
Jillian Michaels wins the airbrush of the day award.
Jennifer Lawrence finishes a close second.
Look. Benjamin Travolta already has his first hair implants. I am going to tear up.
Selena cheatin' on the Biebs? Is nothing sacred?
ReplyDeleteJennifer Aniston needs to stop the work on her face. That Travolta baby is cute! I hope they can be happy.
ReplyDeleteOK. I'm ready for the Sopranos sequel. When Gandolfini gets hungry enough, it'll happen.
ReplyDeleteNice one re: the Biebs @Enty.
ReplyDeleteOh the Travolta kid is a cutie, but I thought they were having twins?
Lol Enty! Three for three! This is why I love this blog. I guess that means she's hitting it with a photog or *gasp* a paparazzo?
ReplyDeleteAniston's face looks different. Maybe it's Maybelline, maybe it's fillers.
Damn, Enty, you aren't holding back at all these days! If the Bieberettes find out about this, Selena better buy a Pope-mobile for protection - she's gonna need it.
ReplyDeleteThe reason JA doesn't smile is because her face is so plumped up with filler. It, like her friend CC's, look like it hurts.
ReplyDeleteUhhhhhhh, Baby Travolta looks NOTHING like his "mom" or "dad." How ~weird.~
ReplyDeleteIs Jillian Michaels supposed to be sexy? Just wondering.
Was GQ ever anything more than Maxim for Middle-Aged Men? Again, just wondering.
I HATE that Jen Aniston started with the fillers, they look awful on her.
ReplyDeleteOoooh. Selena's going to have rabid 13 year olds on her ass. HIDE SELENA!
ReplyDeleteLove the Selena/Bieber tease!
ReplyDeleteAnd, I'm sorry, but that girl is NOT Katniss.
Actually, the Travolta baby looks just like his older (deceased) brother Jett. If you Google photos of Jett, you can see how similar they are in the expressions, the shape of the face. I am sure no matter what this baby brings them a lot of joy. He's a cutie.
ReplyDeleteBaby Ben does look a lot like Jett. I didn't think he looked like anyone in the family in his newborn picture, but he's changed.
ReplyDelete(sigh) My dearest friend, who I've known since sophomore year of HS, bears a striking resemblance to Heidi Klum.
ReplyDeleteYou can imagine what it was like to go to clubs with her. Great girl, though.
What's the deal with the Jennifer Lawrence picture? "Here I am, sexy and...violated on the floor by this closet in my underwear, helplessly looking up at a sexual predator".
ReplyDeleteI am so tired of this kind of photo.
i think hayden looks kinda cute, despite the hat.
ReplyDeletelittle ginge l. ron is...interesting. i'll leave it at that.
Selena is going to break the Biebs tiny heart. Maybe then he could date someone more size appropriate for him. Like Snooki.
ReplyDeleteI wish Hayden would dump that ox of a boyfriend. Then she could alsodate somebody more height appropriate. And by someone I mean ME.
Lay off Jimmy Gandolfini. That guy can do no wrong. (I'll forget that "The Mexican" ever exists.)
Maybe Justin can ask his buddy Jesus Christ who Selena is cheating on him with.
ReplyDeleteIt really does look like Jen is actually smiling...she must have just seen the picture of Ang and Brad. Cosmic Karma my friends.
ReplyDeleteEr...why does Jennifer Lawrence's head look pastede on? There's something very off about the proportions there.
ReplyDeleteI guess I am in the minority here. I thought the Travolta baby looked like Eddie Munster.
ReplyDeleteWhat has Jen Aniston DONE??? Her face, her face?? So sad.
ReplyDelete@Maja - LOL - To me it looks like Jennifer Lawrence is thinking, "I neeeeeed new shooooooes!"
ReplyDeleteI almost wonder if it's a tongue-in-cheek way of saying that Selena's doing Ashton Kutcher -- since he does all those Nikon ads. Is it Nikon? I don't have cable anymore for poorness' sake.
ReplyDeleteI love Jillian, and she has a great bod, but that thing happening on the right hand side of the pic hip isn't natural.
ReplyDeleteI think Jennifer Lawrence looks pretty healthy and natural.
Maybe Aniston is happy because she's wearing cargo pants. I think she was as devastated when they went out of style as I was, she used to wear them all the time.
I think baby Ben looks like Suri ...
ReplyDeleteAileen? I agree. I guess it would have been too obvious to have a photo of the other cheating party - but not only does Ashton do those annoying goofy commercials? Last week in the photos Enty ran a pic of Ashton with his "teeny weeny" camera. Yet, in that week Enty never mentioned or hinted at any pairing with Selena and Ashton. Which is how Enty arrived at the CoCo Arquette snark as the BLIND CLUE (which I just know will be revealed in the next round ;-).
ReplyDeleteIf Enty is referring to camera size only? This might be the ONLY time Justin B. ever out-matches any man! As a revenge? Could you imagine Beebs with Demi Moore? Lol. She'd eat him up in one gobble. You KNOW she likes the young guys - but you'd have to tie a board to his ass to keep him from falling in!
Hayden P actually looks *gasp* cute here. She looks her age and natural.
ReplyDeleteBilly Corgan, go away. He friggen annoys me. Pretentious and imo untalented.
I love Jennifer Aniston. I do wish she wouldn't do that stuff to her face.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, who cares about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez anyways, they are rich child stars who will be over before we know it. Like the Jonas Bros.
@Momma Bear I laughed out loud on tthat one!
ReplyDeleteI was watching Inglorious Basterds (great movie) the other day and noticed how much Brad has aged alot! Now he looks much younger, so it's clear he's had something done. Altho he does look good.
I think baby Ben is adorable and looks just like his daddy. I can def see a resemblence.
Aww @Nate I think James was great in the Mexican I really liked him in that! lol
Looserdude - well, it IS how I usually start a day of shoe shopping! *L*
ReplyDeleteHahaha @Lutefisk
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, it seems to hint at Ashton. If that is true, he is a much bigger creep than I imagined.
Ok does John's baby have RED hair or is it must me? And speaking of hair...wth is on John's head? Is his hat on backwards? Stocking cap thing put on pre-wig showing? it looks odd. The baby does look like Jett, who looked just like John. He does have the Eddie Munster widow's peak hair-do though. LOL.
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