There is going to be another part, but Johnny Depp gets top spot for pulling out his hose for the kids.
Angelina Jolie on some other goodwill mission. Do you think she keeps going to Afghanistan because they have cheap heroin?
"Mommy, are we going to a bar now?"
The Royal version of a Playboy Mansion party.
Fashion Week in Moscow has long breaks so the models can rest in between the mandatory vodka shots.
Gisele Bundchen working out because, well, why does she work out?
The Goopster hiding her face after her date with
Matthew Morrison.
Some of the Hanson Brothers.
Well, if Kate Hudson drinks booze in public while pregnant, then you know things must be really crazy behind closed doors. Meanwhile, Kneepads went
with the happy family photo.
Believe it or not, this is Kate Walsh.
Melissa Gilbert back out in public and on the dating scene. Kristin Davis shows her a few of her favorite moves.
Angelina Jolie on some other goodwill mission. Do you think she keeps going to Afghanistan because they have cheap heroin?
"Mommy, are we going to a bar now?"
The Royal version of a Playboy Mansion party.
Fashion Week in Moscow has long breaks so the models can rest in between the mandatory vodka shots.
Gisele Bundchen working out because, well, why does she work out?
The Goopster hiding her face after her date with
Matthew Morrison.
Some of the Hanson Brothers.
Well, if Kate Hudson drinks booze in public while pregnant, then you know things must be really crazy behind closed doors. Meanwhile, Kneepads went
with the happy family photo.
Believe it or not, this is Kate Walsh.
Melissa Gilbert back out in public and on the dating scene. Kristin Davis shows her a few of her favorite moves.
Enty - you seem to be pulling off the gloves today. :)
ReplyDeleteScary mask face on Melissa Gilbert! Sorry, but these implants or plumpers or whatever the hell these women put in their faces is just beyond me. Really, that's just scary looking.
ReplyDeleteno one ever said Kate Hudson was smart...
ReplyDeleteI like Kate Walsh. I know very little about her other than having seen her in maybe two episodes of Grey's Anatomy, but she seems hella cool.
ReplyDeleteCRAZY snark on the Angelina, post, Enty! Sheesh! Ted has suggested over the years that she's hooked on methadone, not heroin, but who knows. I like her a lot because she keeps her shit together, but girl is THIN.
I thought that hag didn't work out (Gisele).
ReplyDeleteAnd WTF did Melissa do to her face??!!
so The Goopseter is cheating?
ReplyDeleteKate Hudson is drinking while pregnant?
Melissa Gilbert is melting?
I'm glad I'm me...
OMFG, Kate Walsh's behind is beyond pancake! What happened to her?
ReplyDeletei gather that anjelina is heroin mon?.
ReplyDeleteI am sooo ashamed of Enty! Everyone in Hwood (and NYC, NOLA, London, Paris, Athens, Rome, Baghdad, and effing Kabul!) knows that Jolie is NOT hooked on heroin. Nor even Methadone!
ReplyDeleteIn fact...it is FENTANYL. You know, about 20 times MORE POTENT than heroin! Those little pain patches pack a punch. And since it comes from 5 different docs? She thinks it is legit! VERY nasty stuff (I took it for my spine tumors for 2 years! NOT a party drug! But you lose a ton of weight! lol). But hey? It's her life - not mine.
As for Melissa Gilbert dating again? It's not like marriage ever stopped her. Ask Rob Lowe, again, and again.
Wow. I would never have been able to have identified Melissa Gilbert. Her face must be back on the prairie. Wonder how long Angelina will be able to keep it up with the drugs before she overdoses? She's been extremely functional for a long time, but the human body can only take so much. Just ask Michael Jackson.
ReplyDeleteKeith looks gay-gay-gay. Totally.
ReplyDeletethanks for setting that straight, himmmm. tsk tsk.
ReplyDeleteHimmmmm to the gossip rescue! I never heard of that at all, thanks for the info - you're my new go-to source :)
ReplyDeleteAs long as Kate Hudson had a single glass of wine, and didn't throw it back all in one shot, there is no harm in her drinking while pregnant.
ReplyDeleteA single glass of wine with dinner is not going to harm the baby.
lol @ RJ! I just sprayed lentil soup on my keyboard reading what you wrote about Gilbert's face. Kudos.
ReplyDeleteHimmmm, closer to 100x more potent. How does someone function at that extreme level of use?
ReplyDeleteOh Enty, that first line is so wrong! LOL
ReplyDeleteI think GOOP and Matthew Morrison are a perfect couple - both so bland.
I'm surprised the "to drink or not to drink while pregnant" debate hasn't started in the comments yet.
.Robert, well, she has been building up a tolerance since she was a teen...
Oh man, I am LOVIN' Himmmm's comments! That's what I've always been craving on these sites: someone who is an insider but doesn't have to fear getting sued, so just says the stories that are known in Hollywood circles but not elsewhere. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but if that middle Hanson isn't gay then I don't know who is. Pinging my gay-dar so loud it is DEAFENING.
ReplyDeleteMelissa Gilbert is a raging BITCH
ReplyDeleteYep drinking after the first trimester while pregnant is totally fine. OBGYNs say to drink in moderation which means one glass a week or month or so, depends on the doc.
ReplyDeleteMost of my friends not in the US tell me is is not as taboo there as here. All I know is in the US, if you are obviously pregnant and drink a glass of wine people give you the stink eye while, I was with a friend in Paris while she was obviously pregnant and no one batted an eyelash at us ordering wine.
That Hanson ca-male-toe is gross (that's gonna leave a mark) but the red boy scout bandana tie is also all kinds of wrong. Isn't he about 26 with 7 kids or something? I don't think he is gay, just ticky tacky.
ReplyDeleteI doubt a glass of wine with dinner is going to harm Kate's baby. As long as she isn't chugging bottles of the stuff her baby will be fine.
ReplyDeleteInteresting tidbit about Jolie, but how could she get a drug like that? I broke a hip and my doctor only gave me the lowest dose of percocet you can get.
I thought that was Melissa Rivers. They must have the same surgeon.
ReplyDeleteIt is perfectly fine to have a glass of wine with dinner, unless you're a celebrity in which case you have to carefully monitor every move you make.
ReplyDeleteOooooh, so much snark today and innuendo in the blog and in the comments. Love it!
ReplyDeleteMost doctors have stated that the occasional glass of wine with a meal while in the last two trimesters is not harmful- I would question if she were drinking liquor, or getting drunk, or even drinking wine every night, but this isn't such a big deal.
ReplyDeleteMan, what a great gossip day!
ReplyDeleteGoopster and mr Glee? As a coldplay fan, i am glad she is stepping away from Chris... :P
I definitely concur--fentanyl is a helluva drug. I broke my back and then ruptured a disc seven months later, and I was in more pain than I had ever imagined possible. NOTHING would even touch the pain--even several narcotics--because it was nerve pain (as opposed to, say, muscle pain). I finally tried fentanyl as a last resort to avoid having surgery, and that shit KNOCKED ME OUT. I was awake, and I was functioning, but I was in such a fuzzy, dreamlike, wackadoo state that I couldn't even use it for the full week I was supposed to try it. There is NO WAY someone on that drug (regardless of how much tolerance they may have built up in their system) should be in charge of anything in their lives except maybe getting to the toilet in time. You just cannot take care of kids when you are that messed up.
ReplyDeleteOn another note, one of the things I do to have fun on Facebook is to friend celebrities of various types. The ones who are real can be a lot of fun, and the ones who are fake are sometimes even more fun. ;) Anyway, I am a major Little House on the Prairie whore, and I have become "friends" with several of the former cast members (keeping up with the prairie gossip is a bitch, y'all!). The only one to turn me down flat is Half-Pint herself, Melissa Rivers...errr, I mean, Gilbert.
if i had then 6 kids i'd be doing hella drugs too.
ReplyDelete*shrug*
Well this is just an aside -- and I don't know if it has to do with the drugs or what -- but Ange finally has lost her mojo. I never thought it really would happen but there's just meh there now.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if anybody will read this so late in the day - but to answer the queries:
ReplyDeleteHow do you function on that junk? Easy. Just repeat - left foot. Right foot. Left foot. Right foot. (Then sing Do-Wha-Diddy like Bill Murray in Stripes!lol).
Seriously, it is all about metabloism (forgive me as I'm without spellcheck or a medguide - but i recall it's about a good CYP240 enzyme and solid liver helps) plus your tolerance. Since a patch avoids first-pass metabolism via the liver? It absorbs into the fat or muscle in the arm or chest or back; then crosses the blood-brain barrier and hits your CNS directly. Exactly like an IV or IM shot.
It says on the box: NOT for opioid naive patients! Meaning you must be on a high-level opioid to start with. Like OxyContin, Morphine/Kadian, or Demerol. Usually only a pain mgmnt. doc or neurologist will Rx these. A single patch will last from 48 to 72 hrs, supplying a steady plasma level of meds. But Fent is so strong they only sell them in MICROgrams. As in 50mcg = HALF of ONE MILLIGRAM! I do know they sell them in lollipops too (for cancer vics with no body fat).
I actually coached a kids ballgame, extricated a man from a car crash (as a vol. FF), fixed a 4 course meal, and storyboarded an entire Audioslave music video - all in the same day while on a 100mcg patch once. Pretty routine.
Of course, I had a spine tumor, severe neuropathy, a C2 vertabrae bone spur, and a 2 RUPTURED disks at the time...with wicked tolerance. Oddly? I don't even drink alcohol or smoke weed! For someone like Ms. Jolie? I don't think her MRI or CAT/PET scans or tests show anything NEAR deserving the meds. I think it is more because she has shady docs who like the cash - and God knows WHAT ELSE she does to get them. Then again? It's harder to get a good waiter in L.A. than it is to get heroin or crack - so it's not like she really HAS to rely on the 5 quasi-legit docs! Trust me on that. (I think an old blind hinted at this too) Sadly, some of us who HAVE TO HAVE THIS CRAP for real legit pain truly HATE the junk. I take 4 Morphine XR daily to just walk, work, and function. I have been for years. I dream of the day without them because I despise being dependent on ANYTHING, even an asprin or stylist!! So it chaps my ass to see SOME PEOPLE (*cough*Angie*) using it to keep a buzz. Then again? If she sat through and watched The Tourist - she might be in real legit pain!!!
Um...Is anyone else thinking perverted thoughts about Johnny Depp and his hose while looking at that picture? No? Ok. Me neither.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I WILL NEVER TIRE of Angelina Jolie bashing. NEVER I SAY!
just to play devil's advocate for kate (and I'm no celebrity apologist), I'm pregnant and was out at a nice restaurant having a steak a couple of weeks ago. They had an NA red wine on the menu, and while it tasted sort of crappy, it was a nice guilt free way to have some wine with dinner. Maybe Kate did, too. Am I naive?
ReplyDeleteNancykate, i think most people here agree that having a glass of wine is fine either way, as long as it is just one and not more.
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding Himmmmm? I check back later in the day ONLY hoping to see your post! :)
ReplyDelete...and it NEVER lets me down! Thank you for taking the time, you're the best!
ReplyDeleteThat's it, I'm coming back late at night just to follow Himmmm's posts lol! Excellent shares!
ReplyDeleteI agree Angie has lost the hot. Shame.
ReplyDeleteLove Himmmm!!!
Kate Hudson's kid looks like his daddy. Poor thing.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing wrong with having a glass of wine while pregnant, after the 1st trimester. More power to her.
ReplyDeleteMelissa Gilbert is completely Alien-looking, just like Ashley Judd.
AJ looks road coke hard and put away wet.
LOL!! I am willing to bet that Angelina loves that you find her "meh".
ReplyDeleteLet's just rename this blog Angie Haters Inc. Get your self a life.
ReplyDeleteStill on team Angie.
ReplyDeleteHalf Pint look like she went to the "cat woman" training school. Wildenstein? I can't remember her name.
Himmmmmm, sorry for your pain. Thanks for the gossip though. Wishing you well.
ReplyDeleteHaving an occasional glass of wine while pregnant is not harmful and implying that she is doing more behind closed doors is just nasty. Sorry but I don't find pregnancy snark to be very funny.
ReplyDelete@Himmmm : I am really sorry that you have gone through such pain. I admire your effervescent attitude! I hope you are feeling better! Thanks for the information.
ReplyDelete@Mango I used to think the exact same thing about Kate's kid looking just like the dad untill I saw a baby pic of her! Exact same face/ ears.
ReplyDeleteUgh, I am with most of the commenters here- enough of attacking pregnant women who have a glass of wine!
ReplyDeleteIt is perfectly safe. You try feeling horrible and uncomfortable, and having complete strangers volunteer their criticism/advice on everything you do all the time. And then the one thing you want to chill you out (your bi-weekly glass of wine) you pour, and excitedly anticipate, and then the pregnancy police call foul.
/gets off soap box.
Yeah, that was a bit of a personal issue for me when pregnant. HATED the pregnancy police.
My mother pretty much downed an entire bottle of cabernet while in labor with me (I was born at home, no painkillers) and I turned out OK.
ReplyDeleteI've never been pregnant, so I ain't gonna judge (and I think Kate Hudson is completely odious, believe me.
Unless you SMOKE while pregnant, because that's a vile habit even if you AREN'T sperminated. There is cause for the hairy eyeball in such situations.
Oh dear. Melissa Gilbert doesn't look good! Bad plastic surgery, bad!
ReplyDeleteI don't see a big deal with having an OCCASIONAL glass of wine while later in pregnancy.
I think Angelina can get her drug of choice without committing years to war-torn and impoverished countries, children and communities.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/pregnant-moms-drink-wine-healthier-study-article-1.1512961
ReplyDeleteyiull find that modern science shows that moderate drinking so OK during pregnancy.
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