It is Derek Jeter's girlfriend. Although, with as bad as he is playing right now, Minka Kelly may get to go by her own name soon.
Nick Cannon wins the I look Like And Idiot award.
Princess Maxima of The Netherlands. I wonder if she is named after the car.
From photos it looks like Pete Wentz really loves his son.
Rachel Uchitel has a new boyfriend. Get this. He is not married.
Apparently someone thinks Stephen Colletti is something special enough to take a photoshoot of him.
Spike Lee and John Turturro share a secret.
Well, at least we know Serena Williams won't catch an STD.
And just like that, The Hoff makes his flask disappear.
Half the girls in my graduating college class have yearbook photos that look exactly like Stephen Coletti's.
ReplyDeleteMinka Kelly is GOOOOOOORGEOUS. WAY too pretty for Jeter. I don't get the attraction to athletes, anyhow. What the hell do those two even discuss? His abs? Her hair? Whatever.
Sideways baseball caps are only permitted on cute children under the age of nine. Sorry, Nick. I still like him with Mimi, though. I think they're a good match. WHY do I root for her? WHY?
Princess Maxima is so exquisitely haughty! I love European royals and their unabashed snobbery. I won't lie.
I know that he is not popular here but I think Pete Wentz is a little cutie, especially now that he tamed his hair. He smiles a lot!
ReplyDeleteSerena looks like a piece of sculpture that would be in the MOMA. It takes balls to wear a bright pink condom-tard and girlfriend has a set, for sure. (Not pictured above.)
I wouldn't be worried about conversation topics if I were Jeter's girlfriend. ;) We'd never leave the bedroom. But he'd have to wear two condoms cuz I don't want the herp.
ReplyDelete@Simone - I still like Pete, too :) It's that....wife of his I don't like.
ReplyDeleteUchitel's bf reminds me of Selleck from the Magnum PI days!
Serena, not getting much attention lately?
ReplyDeleteI think Spike Lee's secret is that he is a d***. Or does everyone already know that?
ReplyDeleteIda, maybe you root for her because she's like a child? She's like Anna Nicole Smith. It sounds absurd to say, but there's a kind of innocence about them, even though they live(d) decadent lives. Which would explain why Nick Cannon is dressing like a child too.
ReplyDeleteI would think that outfit would be bad for playing tennis because it would make it too easy for her opponent to be aware of where she is on the court?
Rachel & her bf remind me of Gretchen (RHoOC) and what's-his-name. A match made in fame-whore hell. Nobody poses like that naturally.
I didn't know that Pepto Bismol could play tennis.
ReplyDeleteSimone, I like Pete too, he just married badly, but I think he's ok with it because of his son. I love seeing pics of them together. Pete is always smiling in them.
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to congratulate someone for appearing to love their kid, it's what you're supposed to do.
ReplyDeleteCount me as a Jeter fan. Delicious.
I'm probably the only one, but I kind of love Stephen....
ReplyDeleteAll the water in all the oceans in the world can't wash away the Tiger stank on Uchitel.
ReplyDeleteI find Minka Kelly, though beautiful, quite "beige", as they say...she kinda looks like half a dozen other gorgeous women whose names and claims to fame I can't place.
ReplyDeleteThat Spike Lee & John Turturro photo made my evening, though!!!
Why is Uchitel even being acknowledged? This is bs!
ReplyDeleteI love that Serena Williams does her own thing on the court. Outrageous? Yes. So is the degree of talent she displays on the court.
ReplyDeleteIs the Halle Berry pic in reference to a blind? Which one?
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