Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.

The past and present in comedy come together at the premiere of Arthur.
Also there was Jennifer Garner who looks like she had some work done to her face.
Helen Mirren who looks lovely as usual.
Dylan Lauren was also there and she looks way to skinny for someone who makes candy for a living.
David Schwimmer and his significant other Zoe Buckman were also there. She is pregnant right? I hope so, now that I have said that.
Renee Zellweger in Milan. She had about four separate changes of clothes yesterday. I liked this one best.
This is the first time Sara Rue has ever worn a bikini and she does it for a national magazine. Looks great.
Alison Sweeney says this is the first time she has been photographed in a bikini. She dropped all the way down to a size 2.
For a second didn't you think Tiffani Thiessen was Kelly Clarkson?
Zach G filming his television show for HBO.


23 comments:

  1. Good for Alison and Sara. I hope to lose 50 pounds by the end of the year. There, I said it. Now I have to stick to it!

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  3. i love helen mirren even more now that i know she's cheeky.

    dear david schwimmer's wife: full bangs, you're doing it wrong.

    sara rue & alison s. look great!

    come on, tiffany, bring back your hotness already.

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  4. Awww I love Ali! She was crying last night when the contestant went home on The BL. Her and Sara look fab!

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  5. Owww! That Tiffani/Kelly jab was harsh! True, but harsh. Alison S. looks better now that 20 yrs. ago.
    So does Zach...oh, wait. I'm still hoping someone writes and casts him in some ultra-creepy perv or serial killer role (like Hannibal). I bet he could win an Oscar for that!

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  6. Whoa. I thought Garner was J.Lo there at first. How creepy is that with the Ben link??

    And I thought Thiessen was Lily Allen!

    Very happy for Allison and Sara, but is it just me, or are their midsections still photoshopped to death? Bothers me, so unnecessary to make them look "perfect".

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  7. Yes, RQ, they are photochopped to death! Who has any idea what either of them really look like? Probably a lot better than those alien-bodies.

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  8. When did Billy Crystal turn into my Aunt Betty?

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  9. I guess I am the only one who misses old Sara. I thought she was absolutely gorgeous, now she just looks tired all the time...

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  10. Anonymous2:04 PM

    Oh, man. Bored to Death makes me howl and after seeing Zach Galifianakis in that photo I cannot wait for Season 3. I am already laughing.

    I am convinced that Renee is an alien. She just always looks so ackward here on our planet.

    I want Sara Rue's hair. Do you think I could pull off that color? Oh right, you cannot see me.

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  11. Does Zach Galifiananaikkaiaias have ANY other facial expressions? He always looks like a constipated hipster to me. Perhaps his dumbass beard is pissing him off.

    Helen Mirren is about twelve times hotter than Jen Garner. It's hilarious.

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  12. @linnea - No, you're not. I'm in the same boat as you.


    Is that...Robin Williams with Billy Crystal & Russell Brand? If so, he looks like he's been living in a shack in the Ozarks, brewing moonshine and hanging with his coon hound.



    Helen Mirren. All hail. She can do no wrong.


    Jennifer Garner is just horrible. I can't stand her.

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  13. I don't understand how Renee Zellweger always looks like she rolled out of bed and forgot to do her hair or put on makeup when stepping into a gown that cost thousands of dollars.

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  14. I used to think Garner was a beautiful woman. Now she has gone and done this to her face. Plus, I know neither of her children are Ben
    s. One is Garber's the other is some surfer dude.

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  15. Garber is super gay, I doubt one of those kids is his.

    Wasn't there a recent blind about a celeb that had surgery to keep her hubby, or something? I can't remember...pothead. :)

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  16. @Simone - I too love Simone's hair colour...I would love to try either that shade or Blair's from Gossip Girl but don't know if I can pull it off either.

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  17. Sorry, but I cannot look at Zach G since the photo montage at the end of the Hangover. He just kind of grosses me out.

    If Jen Garner's first kid is Victor Garber's then the second one is obviously Elton John's.

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  18. Anonymous3:33 PM

    Billy Crystal's face is so messed up. Men's facelifts are just so bad, it always leaves them with pinhole eyes.

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  19. I think Jennifer Garner looks like a Kardashian in that picture. Ugh. I hope it's just bad lighting...

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  20. I saw Jennifer Garner on TV this morning doing an interview, and her face did look weird. I was busy so I really didn't think too much about it, but I think you are right, Enty. It wasn't just bad makeup; I think she has had some work done. It does not look good!

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  21. I hate to say it, but Alison and Sara will be fat again.

    I am so nauseated that they made "Arthur" again. No one will ever top Dudley Moore at that role!

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  22. Jennifer Garner's on Jimmy Kimmel right now, and she looks mostly the same to me, except she's obviously had some botox - her forehead isn't moving. I think that picture is mostly bad hair/angle.

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  23. Robin Williams's facial hair is for a play he's doing on Broadway, The Nightmare Child. He's supposed to be fantastic in it, best thing about the show.

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