Leelee Sobieski has kind of that Helen Hunt look from about 20 years ago.
Long time no see Marcus Shenkenberg.
Naomi Judd makes sure the wig is in place.
Everyday Prince Charles scans the skies for a UFO so he can call into Coast To Coast.
George Clooeny tells Ryan Gosling all about the fish that got away.
So, is Stephen Baldwin the Baldwin brother you would least likely want to sleep with?
Deflated breasts are not attractive.
Taylor Swift was at Target yesterday. I almost went there yesterday at lunch. Damn.
Vera Farmiga looking lovely while
LeAnn Rimes continues her 140 day streak of not smiling and not eating.
I think the Baldwin brother least likely for anyone to want to sleep with is Daniel Baldwin.. ick!
ReplyDeleteWith all the $ Tori has why has she not gotten that wretched, crooked nose fixed or those saggy bolt- ons fixed? I really don't understand.
Is Leelee bald from the top?
ReplyDeleteMarcus used to look hot now he looks strange lol
Wasn't Naomi at one time supposedly seriously ill that she was close to death bed?
Tori looks horrible from the face and that boob looks horrible.
Taylor looks cute.
Vera looks very pretty.
LeAnn doesn't look attractive.
OMG how effing HOT is Gosling? *swoon*
ReplyDeleteLeanne and Tori's bodies are both nasty, and the irony is they both seem to think they look great.
I never saw the appeal of Shenkenberg. Based on this photo, I never will.
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ReplyDeleteLeAnn looks disgusting. As a skinny lover, you KNOW you are too skinny if I of all people think you look gross!
ReplyDeleteTori, with all the money you have, I will never understand how you picked such a crappy plastic surgeon.
Love Target. For all you budget shoppers out there...Target has store coupons on their website. They let you print two copies. You can also use a manufacturers coupon for the same product at the same time for even more savings.
ReplyDeleteOK, we now return to our gossip.
LOL, jbdean_79. :)
ReplyDeleteI loved the show Sisters (from a previous thread)!
ReplyDelete@ Patty...thanks for the coupon tip, I love Target!
Of course they think they look fine, maybe there is nobody around them to tell them otherwise. I have the same feelings about people who get too much plastic surgery, seriously crooked faces, uneven eyes...over inflated lips, etc. Why don't they know how awful they look?
Leann's face will always have that trailer park look.
ReplyDeleteShe did a good job with the anthem, but I still think she's fug.
I would feel sorry for Leann but she brought this upon herself
ReplyDeleteWe're getting our first Target up here (in Vancouver/BC) and I can't WAIT. I hope they actually allow the company to put one downtown. A few years ago WalMart applied to have a store here and our City Council told them to fuck off to the suburbs because it didn't "fit" with the rest of city and its image. It was going to be the Greenest WalMart in North America (solar powered, I believe), and the city still said no. Thanks for making every day things THAT much more expensive for me, former asshole mayor.
ReplyDeleteLOL@RQ
ReplyDeleteI missed a full body shot of Leeanne last night. She's awfully thin, but she sounded great. Take note, Christina.
ReplyDeleteHave fun at Target, RQ. I love that place.
Agree with caifblondy. Whatever you want to say about Leann Rimes, the girl can belt out "The Star Spangled Banner" with the best of them. The girl has some wicked pipes.
ReplyDeleteFor gods sake, when is someone going to get Tori the help she needs. I bet her insides are shriveled up and sagging too.
ReplyDeleteHollywood makes heroin addict scrawny look normal but its not. I cant believe more haven't died. I wonder if they have better vitamins or something.
Stephen is the Baldwin I wouldn't do. Alec is, and has been, a MAJOR crush of mine for years.
ReplyDeleteI could swear Tori has been showing off that dent in her boob job since her 90210 days. I don't think that disaster is new.
ReplyDeleteWhen Leanne FINALLY finished the interminable anthem last night (I guess I should be happy she didn't Christina A'd it all up), my brother turned to me and said, "So, has Leann Rimes just quit eating altogether?" A friend of mine saw her yesterday afternoon out and about (I'm in Houston) and said she looks even skinnier and frailer in person. I met her once years ago (along with her then-husband), and she didn't have a pound to spare even then.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Target is the shit. I love that place!
ReplyDeleteDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG. The Target carts out in L.A. are FLY.
ReplyDeleteI'll hop on the Target bandwagon, even though I know they suck just as bad as most other corporations. But their clothes fit me like a glove and they're only slightly more expensive than what I find at yardsales. It's hard to resist, so I don't. I walk in there intending to spend 20 bucks and I end up blowing half a paycheck. Oops.
Rocket Queen, honey, please be glad you live in an area classy enough to shun Walmart, mmmkay? :-)
Leann sang the anthem before my UConn Huskies won the NCAA title YAY HUSKIES!!! awesome!!
ReplyDelete@looserdude, I agree she can sing that song
Love Target!
@Ida - fair enough, they don't have the greatest record for human rights in their product factories, do they? That being said, I'm an unabashed capitalist, and if I want to shop at WalMart, dammit, I should be able to shop at WalMart! My city council doesn't get to dictate where I shop, is the way I feel ;)
ReplyDeleteDear Taylor Swift,
ReplyDeleteI've seen candids of you going to Target. Please buy some shoes that fit. You're bursting out of the ones you have on right now.
-TNC
p.s. - Leann Rimes > you
Just my two cents, but Target is just as bad as Wal-Mart, which is just as bad as most other large corporations.
ReplyDeleteNot to light that fire, but seriously, it's just like arguing it's better to beat with a baseball bat or pistol whipped. They're both equally heinous.
I just hate when people think Target is sooooo much better than Wal-Mart. Target's clothes may be made by slightly more skilled 8 year olds, but that's the only darn difference. The reports are out there if you want to find them.
Unfortunately, for me and most others in this economy, we still have to shop at those kinds of stores on occassion due to the prices and inability to stretch our paychecks too far.
If RQ wants that option like some of the rest of us (my city wont allow WalMart either), it's not her government's job to tell her where she can and can't shop. I hate that crap too!
I refuse to support organizations that fund political causes that I am vehemently against. I don't shop at Target, Wal-Mart, or work out at Curves because of their anti-choice funding and funding of political causes that serve to restrict my reproductive rights.
ReplyDeleteAnd Lululemon is just a f*cking cult.
@jbdean -- I hear ya. I do. I DO shop at Walmart at least once a month, because I pick up my BC pills at their pharmacy. The pills are eight bucks at Walmart, and they'd be FOUR TIMES as much if I went elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteWalmart is legendary for being dirt-cheap, and also for treating its employees like shit. And Target is also notorious for supporting gay-bashers, which pains me because I completely support pro-homosexual causes. I'm inclined to think that most corporations are built by Satan, but I also acknowledge that it's hard to avoid supporting them in a capitalist society.
It's a slippery slope, though. Trust me. If they build one successful Walmart in your region, you're going to have five within spitting distance before you know it!
I don't shop at Wal-Mart or Target, either. Not because of some high-toned political bullshit...I just don't like Target and I worked for the Walton Corporation and they're just FUCKED.
ReplyDeleteI haven't personally shopped at Wal-Mart for over 8 years. I gave up Target for Lent because I, too, can go in there and blow way too much money. But then I had to go for work so I was like eff it, doesn't matter if I had to go for work, I still went. So I went this weekend and blew through $150 in about 20 minutes! And none of it clothes.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could quit Target due to it's support of anti-gay organizations but hell, I don't do wal-mart and another local store so where would I go to 'get it all?!?'
Looking at Tori, I just don't know where to start on what she should fix first. Ick nast.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Lady Gaga did make it a condition for her signing up for Target that they stop supporting anti-gay legislators. I am not saying that they are awesome politically, but at least they have stopped doing that now.
ReplyDeleteAnother thing about Target - they weren't donating that money because the politicians were anti-gay, but because they were anti-tax. Target was one of the leaders in giving benefits to Domestic Partners. Still doesn't make it right, but it's not quite as bad as it could be. I just read that they're the top corporate donor to Michelle Bachmann, though, and I don't know if I can get past that. That shit ain't right.
ReplyDeleteI always thought Leelee looked like Helen Hunt's love child..but with ?
ReplyDelete@Patty - That is really good to know b/c I shop at Target pretty frequently! Thanks!
ReplyDelete@RocketQueen - You will much prefer Target over the Walmart. :)
Tori has had the horriboobs (ha) forever.
ReplyDeleteI try very hard not to go to Target because I spend at least $200 whenever I do. I do better buying on Amazon Prime because I just buy what I need, I don't get tempted by the aisles of goodies.
I shop at Wal-Mart, mostly because it's open 24 hours and I have to pass it to go pretty much anywhere.
ReplyDeleteI know a few people who have worked at Wal-Mart and who loved it. Why, I have no idea. Half of the people working at my Wally World seem utterly miserable, the other half are incredibly nice. The store near my house also boasts the worst Wal-Mart greeter EVER. He looks like a pedophile, won't make eye contact, mumbles almost inaudibly and if you CAN hear him, has a voice that sounds like a tin can being opened with a butter knife. Ugh.
leelee's receding hairline and maternity wear make this picture even more unfortunate than julia stiles'.
ReplyDeleteas i wear my cozy mossimo sweats, i remind our lovely cdan ladies that the dolce vida wedges, in non-leather knockoff for target are JUST AS comfy as the real mccoy ones. AND they're $19.99 this wk. go. run. now. avail in black & cognac. you're welcome.
I probably couldn't shop anywhere if it depended on corporate politics.
ReplyDeleteThere's no way I'm not going to shop and to try and save money too.
Naomi Judd is the poster child for the theory that older women should wear a lot less makeup to de-emphasize the fine lines and wrinkles. She doesn't look like a woman who is aging gracefully, she looks like a spackled mess.
ReplyDeleteI have had my issues with Target, but they do give money to local organizations like Planned Parenthood, so I just hope that the good balances out with the evil, like the anti-gay stuff. I know if I delved deeper into their practices (and Kmart, now part of Sears, ick) I would have no place to shop at all. I too can go in there for one item, and leave $50 - $100 poorer. I will not shop at Walmart unless I absolutely have to (and its out of the way for me now, thankfully), there are many, many, many things that they do that go against my personal value system.
Leelee Sobieski has that Ben Franklin look from 235 years ago.
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