Four parts today.
Matthew M and Ryan Phillippe in Paris. Kind of different looks for them.
Reese on her wedding day and
with Robert Pattinson last night.
Do you get the feeling you don't want to mess with Shana Moakler. Not very approachable looking.
Oh yeah, wrestling is a sport.
Apparently these men are known as The Hunks of Cannes. Not sure what service they perform or to whom, but here you go.
This is The Hoff's new girlfriend. She works in a factory and in her spare time likes to date old guys who piss themselves from drinking so much.
Tara Reid looks good when she is sober. Now, if only she could eat something and get out of the junior sizes.
Don't think Victoria is a hands on mom?
Hilarious pic of Tori. Mother of three boys, she must see a lot of shenanigans.
ReplyDeleteI'm no Posh fan, but I'll give her the "seems like a good mom" bit.
ReplyDeleteI think Reese chose well for herself this second time around. I'm kind of "meh" on her, but congrats anyway :)
Matthew M looks like he has a really dirty face lately. Like leathery from the sun or unevenly applied tanner or something. Like Lohan when she was really hopped up on meth.
OMG...proud to say I look like Victoria!!! Or she looks like me. I have boys...the little devils...love it! So happy for her she is having a little girlie girl she can dress up and have fun with. The boys will run rukkus with dad and be stinky and smelly, as little boys should! :)
ReplyDeleteWHAT is Ken Paves doing with the Beckhams?
ReplyDeleteThat last picture is pretty much what my nightmares are made of *L*
ReplyDeleteI wish I had a dollar for every time I made the Beckham face at my boys. Check out the first picture where it looks like the little one is making his big bro cry. My youngest was a terror with the bigger kids.
ReplyDeleteI thought Mathew M. looked yummy until I got down to the brown shoes. Black shoes would have looked so much better.
I love the pictures of VB- I can't tell you how many pictures we have where I'm making a similar face. I think this made me love her a bit more.
ReplyDeleteDitto to all!
ReplyDeleteVB actually looks so normal for a change...
I have to say, from the previews it looks like R.Patz is actually going to be very good in 'Elephants.'
ReplyDeleteI totally agree that i have made that exact same face. In fact i think i make it at least once a day at one of the kids or some "adult" acting like a kid!
ReplyDeleteI have a boy and a girl and I hate to tell you the girl, especially younger, will be a terror too because she will do everything big bro does before she is old enough to understand why she should not do it.
Of course, being a girl she does it it tutus and bows with scuffed knees and muddy hands but she still is a terror. :) love em both :)
Patty, I was going to ask the same thing.
ReplyDeleteWhat is Christian Bale doing in a wrestling ring? With Snooki?
Shanna looks like a witch.
Victoria has never really struck me as a "mom-via-nanny" type. Oh, I bet she has help for sure, but I also bet she changed her fair share of diapers.
ReplyDeleteOh, but I really hope that Victoria's girl gets to run around and get dirty and play with the boys, too - being someone's dress up doll is the worst!
ReplyDelete"She works in a factory and in her spare time likes to date old guys who piss themselves from drinking so much."
ReplyDeletefucking gold, Enty.
Lunabelle you are so correct about girls. My Daughter is the baby of the family and let me tell you.. she runs circles around my boys and does her fair share of terrorizing them ;)
ReplyDeleteVB's face is great - the "evil eye". My kid gets that from me all the time.
ReplyDeleteI have to say...aside from being crackhead skinny, Tara looks good. I hope she puts on some major lbs and continues sobriety.
@califblondy: ITA about MM and the brown shoes!!
I hope Victoria & Becks baby girl turns out to be better in sports than all the boys put together. :)
ReplyDeletereese's hair is way to blond in that wedding pix. i saw a movie with her the other night on tv, from like 15 years ago with paul rudd and sarah silverman. her hair was its natural color, dark brown. she looked SO beautiful with her natural hair color! wish she would go back to it.
ReplyDeleteI always felt she was a hands on mom. She is always a good leader to them.
ReplyDeletehunks of cannes = hot cops! they clean up the town!
ReplyDeleteWhy is Ken Paves with Victoria Beckham? Didn't know he did her hair.
ReplyDeleteeeep...for a minute i thought the hoff's new gf was tila tequila.
ReplyDeleteseriously.