So, Olivia Wilde had been dating Ryan Gosling since her split with her Prince husband, but over the weekend had a marathon date with Justin Timberlake. The pair decided to do some drinking and music listening at The Roxbury. While the Wutabi boys and Richard Grieco were nowhere to be seen, Olivia and Justin spent the entire time they were there, dressed alike and drinking the same drink. Vodka straight up. Ahh, nothing like starting a relationship looking like twins and getting hammered. That is how you end up in Vegas and wondering why you said I do at 4am. So, if you are Olivia, are you picking Justin or Ryan?
I have been in lust with Ryan Gosling since "The Notebook". He is almost a deadringer for my high school love and that does not hurt him. : ) Team Ryan!!!
ReplyDeleteGood going Olivia. You traded in a prince for a QUEEN!!
ReplyDeleteWow. And to think I knew her BEFORE she was a virgin.
(let that one sink in).
Don't get the appeal of Justin and don't get why Olivia is getting so much press. She's just 2 Jessica Biel 2.0.
ReplyDeletedef. Ryan!
ReplyDeleteoh himmmm, you're around. perfect!
ReplyDeletemuah!!!!
This has to be PR....
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong that I don't hate JT? Yes, probably. What can I say. girl can't help it.
ReplyDeleteOn the looks front, I have to say I find Olivia Wilde way prettier than Jessica Biel. Just never got that look.
i'm with ms snarky. I like JT - I don't care that he's an asshole - most celebs are. And I agree. Olivia Wilde is a huge improvement over JB, who I just don't like at all.
ReplyDeleteRyan and that's who sandy bullock should rebound back to!
ReplyDeleteJesus. Olivia is my new personal hero. Both Gosling and JT are on my laminated 5 list!!
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ReplyDelete@Himmmmm,
ReplyDeleteYou knew her BEFORE she was a VIRGIN? Like you knew her in a previous life?? Not following that statement?
I'd personally pick Ryan over JT, but I do like JT quite a bit =)
I would love to drink vodka with Himmmm. . . .and hear more good stuff!
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ReplyDeleteRyan Gosling all the way, baby.
ReplyDeleteJustin will never love anyone else more than he loves himself. You know he kisses the mirror every morning when he shaves and tells his reflection, "Justin is such a pretty, pretty Princess. The prettiest in all the land." You know it!
You think he kept the cock ring and now Olivia polishes it in a vodka induced haze?
I hope she picks Justin because I have a cougar crush on Ryan!!! :-D
ReplyDeleteLMAOF @ "Justin is such a pretty, pretty Princess. The prettiest in all the land."
ReplyDeleteI can't stand that idiot!!
Simone, that was the funniest comment I've read in a while! And thanks for reminding us of the cock ring!
ReplyDeleteI have a deep jealously of JT & Gosling now.
ReplyDeleteOlivia Wilde is...delectable.
Who cares about these fame whores? They're only dating each for the publicity.
ReplyDeleteHe has a really big nose.
ReplyDeleteplease we all know Ryan and JT are totally f-cking.
ReplyDeleteDear Hmmm,
ReplyDeleteI plan on winning the lottery. BIG time.
When I do, I am going to invite you and Enty, and a few of my closest CDAN friends to dinner, and I will pay you to SPILL.
LOL
IF you want to know the origins of the JUSTIN and OLIVIA bestie-love? Read on.
ReplyDeleteWhoever spilled about the cockring? YOU RULE! Was that a blind or something I missed? That story is LEGEND in Hwood. Glad I'm not the only one laughing. That - and the joke about his SNL song "Dick In a Box"? Some ladies have said that a ring jewel box would be too big. Others said that unless that "box" had balls dangling in front of them, Justin would be uninterested. I digress.
Hey MNGDSS? I'm cheap AND easy. No lotto money needed!lol. I'm usually the guy asleep in his car at 2pm, hungover, with a strippers panties around my neck, still parked in front of the CAA office.
Hey MOMSTER? I don't drink, sorry. It interferes with my narcotics. But on Mondays when I'm jetlagged, post-Vegas, and avoiding all my worldly duties while watching my new film's box office intake TANK like a stock in 1929? (like today)? I blab anyway!
BFLOGURL?
The "before a virgin" comment means that I knew Olivia BEFORE she became all high and mighty and prissy. Back when she was in the film ALPHA DOG in 2005-06. She was a total smelly pirate hooker. We thought we'd have to hire more actors since she'd fucked all the ones already in the cast.
And the crew.
And catering.
And the film permit office in Pacoima.
But now she's got Megan Fox's PR agent? She is now suddenly "virginal and noble". Kinda like Megan. BTW? If any guys want Olivia's cell number? Hit me up. You'll probably get lucky.
TRIVIA FACT:
Funny enough? That movie ALPHA DOG also starred...drumroll please...Justin Timberlake! Ta-daaa!!! We have a winner!
But hey - if ya like him? So be it. I guess a lot of women swoon for a one-trick dancing wigger with a buzzed-down jew-fro. He who started his career being *AHEM* "managed" by Lou Pearlman.
Go for it! (Just don't be disappointed if his idea of cuddling involves bedazzling your planner with My Lil Pony stars and wanting a prostate massage).
I think I love you Himmmm... just saying...
ReplyDeleteDAYUM, Himmmm! You have some interesting posts!
ReplyDeleteTimberlake does nothing for me. Gosling all the way.
What's weird is Justin and Ryan were best friends when they were on the Mickey Mouse Club together. Don't know if they're still in touch.
ReplyDeleteJustin and Olivia worked together (and got it on) in Alpha Dog, maybe they're friends? (I know, I know, unlikely!)
Also, is Justin only going after women named Olivia now? (Wilde, Munn)
P.S. I'm a HUGE Justin fan, despite how unpopular he is here. I just love him. And Ryan, too!
I think it's fine if a girl wants the play a field for a while after a divorce. Does she have to pick on or the other anytime soon? I think not.
ReplyDeleteI love him too, ATP, wigga or not :) The falsetto, the dance moves? Man, I would WRECK him.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand JT ever since he threw Britney and Janet Jackson under the bus. He is such a little girl hahaha.
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