No One Has Killed Joran Van Der Sloot Yet
Somehow, Joran Van Der Sloot is still alive in a Peruvian prison. When he is going on trial for the murder of that girl? Honestly, it does not really matter to me. We all know he killed Natalee Holloway so if they decide to keep him in jail in Peru indefinitely while they think about bringing him to trial for the murder of the Peruvian girl than I am ok with it.
Anyway, despite the prison probably doing nothing to protect him, somehow Joran has not only managed to stay alive, and unhurt, but has also become the guy everyone fears. Apparently Joran has stabbed three different inmates since he has been in prison and almost killed one of the three. So, let me get this straight. From the reports that have leaked since he went to jail, he has his own room, meals delivered to him from the outside, reporters paying him for his stories, and yet he also finds time to stab random inmates.
