Miley Cyrus Wants To Be A Goddess - Also Cooks

Apparently Miley Cyrus missed Twitter so she came back. She says she came back for two reasons. Her fans which may or may not be true and for Charlie Sheen. Yep, Charlie Sheen. And it seems that Miley has a crush on the man who would cut her head off and mail it back To Billy Ray in a box.

In a series of Tweets over the weekend, the pair shared compliments with each other and gushed about how each was the best. Later in the weekend, Miley said she was cooking dinner for her entire family, but the only thing missing was Charlie Sheen. "Makin dinner for my fam right now. Honey sesame chicken, garlic rice & salad. There's only one thing missing & that's Charlie Sheen!"

At that point, Charlie called his accountant and started wondering aloud about how big of a check it would take to get Miley to be a goddess. He probably would not even have to pay her.