Lindsay Lohan or Klepto as she would like to be known, was in New York last night. Tired of going to the usual places in Los Angeles she has been in New York enjoying their nightspots and the free coke on their sidewalks. Back in the day immigrants came to this country because they thought our streets were paved with gold. Turns out, they are paved with white powder from Colombia.
Look at the look of triumph on Klepto's face. It could also be because she stole that jacket. Or the jewelery or the fact she did not put $50 in the sidewalk coke snorting meter. When asked why she was on the sidewalk, Lindsay said she did not get drunk when she got tipsy. Seriously. That was her reply.
Yesterday's news...really?
ReplyDeleteWhy do I care anymore? Why does anyone?
ReplyDeleteShe is never going to understand her stupidity so why even give her any publicity??
ReplyDeleteThe idiot said she was just having fun.....
ReplyDeleteWaste case.
ReplyDeleteWhen I fall sober, I scramble to get off the disgusting sidewalk. Especially to protect my clothes. When I fall drunk, I usually sit there and laugh about it and then struggle to make my way up.
ReplyDeleteLindsay doesn't look in a rush to get up.
So true, anita_mark... So true...
ReplyDeleteIt is disgusting to be on that sidewalk on your knees (though she's used to that), there's no way anyone's going to voluntarily sit down there unless they're wasted. Oh Lindsay. No one believes you anymore. Until she STOPS GOING OUT, no one will ever believe you.
ReplyDeleteLove the snark on this one, Enty. Klepto...I like it.
She's just getting some rest between her "dates". Why bother standing up when you're just going to have to get down on your knees again?
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Looserdude! Sad but true.
ReplyDeleteI thought she quit smoking?
ReplyDelete@brendalove - she did! That's totally someone else's cigarette she's holding. You know how people blame her for everything. ;)
ReplyDeleteEWWW. There goes the rest of my lunch.
ReplyDeleteShe did not get drunk when she got tipsy? What does that even mean?
ReplyDeletei truly am pulling for her, but she makes it very difficult sometimes. this is one of those times. :(
ReplyDeleteOn a NY sidewalk breathing in whatever is left by the "common folk"??!!
ReplyDeleteI think my meal just rolled in my stomach. Does this trick not know what happens on city streets??? How long some diseases live outside the body???
Ughh! She deserves what she gets.
@ brendalover:
ReplyDeleteIn her defense I will say that she is holding an e cigarette, not a regular one.
She switched a couple of months ago.