Kendra Wilkinson Not Invited To Hugh Hefner's Wedding

Probably hoping for a quick fondle in the Playboy Mansion for old times sake, Kendra Wilkinson is a little upset that she has not received an invitation to Hugh Hefner's upcoming wedding. First of all, if there is a wedding, I don't think there will be a marriage. I want to see that license. This could all be for some reality show. I think it is pretty obvious Crystal is just in it for the money. Well, then again so were Holly and Kendra and Bridget and everyone else who has been forced to touch old man peen. Yikes. Kendra told E! news that she has another wedding that is on the same date and if she does not get a save the date card from Hef soon that she is going to the other wedding. Right. And miss a chance to be in front of the cameras? Please. After she gets kicked off DWTS in the next few weeks she will be begging for cameras and attention.