Just A 20% Discount?

Apparel manufacturer, Ecko has decided that if you get the logo of their company tattooed on your body they will give you a lifetime 20% discount when you buy their products. Huh? This is the worst idea ever. Not a bad idea for free publicity, but if you get one of these tattoos you are an idiot. Most of their stuff costs like $20, so you are going to save, what $4 an item and that is if they stay in business. Yeah, that Enron tattoo sounded like a good idea at the time huh? How is that Friendster leg tattoo working out for you? Thought so.

I think my going rate to be a human billboard would be $100K for a 2X2 tattoo on my body. I would do that. If Kat von D had done that she would be a billionaire and could stop pretending to like Jesse James. Yeah, Kat, we all know about the other guy. Wait, did I say that? Here I was talking about the worst things you can do to yourself and that comes up. Well, dating Jesse James or Kat von D is on that list so I guess it fits.