Monday, April 04, 2011

Just A 20% Discount?


Apparel manufacturer, Ecko has decided that if you get the logo of their company tattooed on your body they will give you a lifetime 20% discount when you buy their products. Huh? This is the worst idea ever. Not a bad idea for free publicity, but if you get one of these tattoos you are an idiot. Most of their stuff costs like $20, so you are going to save, what $4 an item and that is if they stay in business. Yeah, that Enron tattoo sounded like a good idea at the time huh? How is that Friendster leg tattoo working out for you? Thought so.

I think my going rate to be a human billboard would be $100K for a 2X2 tattoo on my body. I would do that. If Kat von D had done that she would be a billionaire and could stop pretending to like Jesse James. Yeah, Kat, we all know about the other guy. Wait, did I say that? Here I was talking about the worst things you can do to yourself and that comes up. Well, dating Jesse James or Kat von D is on that list so I guess it fits.

15 comments:

  1. Ooooh, nice one.

    What goes around, Jesse...

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  2. an Ed Hardy tattoo, on the other hand...

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  3. Anonymous11:23 AM

    I want to know who the other guy is Enty! You big tease you!

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  4. Well well! I guess we all *do* know about the other guy now ;)
    And I agree, I might get a tattoo for $100K. Maybe even $50K, but not for 20% off apparel. That's just ridiculous.

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  5. A few days ago I saw a woman who tattooed the frickin' Farmville logo on her hand. Way to ruin all your future job prospects, idiot.

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  6. @Mooshki--glad to see I'm not the only one who thought that was stupid.

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  7. lol as much as i love their hoodies... still no

    remember when ecko was a statement though?

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  8. There's a restaurant that does the same thing, lifetime 25% off if you tat yourself. And there are plenty doing it too!

    http://www.meltbarandgrilled.com/galleries/melt-tattoos/

    Now, I love me a good restaurant but not to the point where I will graffiti myself.

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  9. Is it Nikki Six??? Does henna count?

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  10. Why couldn't it have been ECCO instead, I love their shoes.

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  11. Get a stack of temporary tattoos made for $40, and reap the rewards without the commitment. Works for me.

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  12. Hey, what other guy? Somebody spill the beans!

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  13. Does this mean the option of tattooing Enty Bacon Love on my butt cheek in exchange for an answer to a blind is out?

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  14. LOL, CH, great idea!

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  15. Mooshki - Oh dear... (re: Farmville tattoo)

    Interesting! I thought KVD & JJ were engaged?

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