John Edwards Says Suicide Is Better Than Jail
The Enquirer won't give up on printing John Edwards stories. I think the public has pretty much lost their appetite for the stories by now. There has really been nothing new, and unless the sex tapes show John Edwards riding an elephant naked screaming, "I love riding Republicans," I don't think there is much juice left. But, since they have reporters to pay, stories must be dug and in the latest installment of the continuing saga, Edwards allegedly said he would kill himself rather than go to jail. Talk about someone selfish. He would leave behind his two kids who lost their mother and his latest child who will have to grow up solo with Rielle? I mean how much prison time in a luxury federal prison is Edwards looking at? A couple of years? Please. He could do that and it is not like he would be poor when he gets out struggling to find a job. Hire a publicist, confess all to Oprah and go make millions speaking about how he did terrible things. I love the wedding ring pose in this photo. Please.
