David Arquette and Howard Stern always turns into something interesting. Yesterday, David told Howard that when he and Courteney were in Disney World that he made moves on Courteney. I could see that. You know, married for a long time, comfortable, so why not try for the ex sex. Forget the fact that Courteney just came back from a week long romp with the guy she is having sex with and might not want to be with the guy who has been having random sex with strangers since the separation.
Last night on Letterman, Courteney confirmed that David did try and hit on her and she told him that he did not have a Fast Pass. Oh, I love it when sex talk turns to car driving references, especially toll booths. Nothing turns on a guy more than to think about fast passes or EZ Pass which makes him think about work in the morning and the commute and the having to get gas because you were too lazy the night before and that you forgot to go to the cleaners so you will have to iron a shirt, and oh, it is your turn to be the carpool guy so you have to leave earlier so even though it is only 9pm, you better get to sleep because you will have to be up at 4am to accomplish all this, so no sex tonight honey.
Enty - I believe she meant "FastPass" as in the pass that gets you to the front of the line for rides at the Disney Themed Parks.
ReplyDeleteNot a toll booth/HOV lanes.
Goof
@Maidstone, exactly
ReplyDeleteYou scan your ticket at a machine in front of certain rides and are given a time to return. There is a separate line which moves much faster.
Good for Courtney. NEVER go down the ex-sex path. It's just not worth it.
ReplyDeleteDon't tell me Enty has never been to the happiest place on earth.
ReplyDeleteIt's my favorite place!
I don't understand why they need to keep talking about their sex life or lack of one on talk shows. I don't care.
You missed the climax of this story, Enty!
ReplyDeleteCourteney made a surprise appearance on Howard this morning.
Very interesting!
Courtney went on Howard Stern this morning with David (David's been on the show all week, Courtney just dropped in today) and it was really funny. She's a really good sport, and it was obvious how close they are.
ReplyDeleteShe says she's not doing it with the co-star, they were on a casual quick trip with a group of friends, not alone. And as others said, Fast Pass is a Disney World 'bypass the queue' term.
I really wish Enty and everyone would lighten up on David. He comes across as pretty genuine.
She really is a good sport.
ReplyDeleteI kind of feel bad for him but at the same time...DUDE, PLEASE stop talking to Howard Stern about your ex wife sex life!
P.S. The Fastpass is awesome!
As others have mentioned, a Fast Pass gives you a time to come back to a ride and go in front of the others that are standing in line. I don't know about WDW, as I am an annual passholder at Disneyland, but Haunted Mansion, Buzz Lightyear, and Indiana Jones are Fast Pass equipped, while Small World, Jungle Cruise, and the subs are not.
ReplyDeleteit's not that David keeps talking about it....Howard just has a way of jabbing at a thing til a person gets so defensive that they wind up blurting out things in an attempt to defend either themselves or the other person involved, and all of a sudden the person is talking about their sex life when they totally didn't mean to.
ReplyDeleteIt happened to Maria Menunos on Howard this morning, too. She was pretty sweet and funny, by the way. But also got caught in the Howard interview web!
Enty needs to go spend a day at "Ratworld" and have some fun. That is what the "Fast Pass" is in reference to goofy man! : ) I agree that this seems to be the most civil separation/pending divorce ever. Wow.
ReplyDeleteWhy is he wearing pj's at Disneyland, not a good look in public...ever.
ReplyDeleteHoward is good at what he does and I am constantly amazed at what he gets people to say.
I just hope they managed to keep the kid away from the radio.
ReplyDeletePoor Enty is too big to fit on any of the rides.
ReplyDeleteI think these two have an old-school separation - I think they both want to stay a family, they just can't be together right now. If David can get his act together, I think they'll reunite.
What's brilliant and hllarious about the Fastpass comment is how fastpasses work.
ReplyDeleteCourtney's use of Fastpass doesn't say David can't have a ride. It just says he has to wait his turn behind all the others who get to ride first!
"it's not that David keeps talking about it....Howard just has a way of jabbing at a thing til a person gets so defensive that they wind up blurting out things in an attempt to defend either themselves or the other person involved, and all of a sudden the person is talking about their sex life when they totally didn't mean to."
ReplyDeleteI don't think that's really it. David & Howard are friends and they keep end up talking about sex. David keeps showing up on the show. If David can't control his sexual diarrhea of the mouth he shouldn't go on air with the guy who keeps poking it.
What Rose said. David is an immature jackass & CoCo should drop him permanently.
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