Charlie Sheen Goes 1 For 2 - Denise Hits The Bahamas

I think I wrote a few weeks ago about how Charlie Sheen might be making a lot of money for bringing his rants live to a stage in a city near you, but that it is much harder to create 90 minutes of entertainment for a live studio audience than it is for a team of television writers to come up with 22 minutes of material a week for an audience that is eating dinner, helping their kids do homework and discovering the joys of a Volcano. Hopefully not all at once.

On Saturday night, Charlie hit Detroit and they hit back. Charlie bombed like no one else has ever bombed, especially considering how much money people were paying for the privilege of watching him bomb. By the time the smoke cleared and the lights were turned on only a few hundred of the 5,000 people who started the evening stayed until that bitter end.

After snorting coke through the night and hourly rub and tugs from his goddesses, Charlie totally revamped his show for Chicago last night and reports are that it was much better. Not take it to Broadway or HBO special good, but at least decent and no one in the crowd seemed to walk out.

Meanwhile, Denise Richards spent the weekend in the Bahamas with her daughters. Do you think they have warlock blood too? Is Hogwarts in their future?