Wednesday, April 13, 2011

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This non-famous husband of a famous pregnant star has been receiving sex toys and pornography at least once a day. His famous knocked-up wife has sworn off sex until she has the baby and has been compensating by sending him naughty little gifts each day. Trouble is, he’s actually starting to enjoy the gifts more than his wife….

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  3. Anonymous9:29 AM

    Please don't use PMS as an excuse to be a bitch. You make women look bad.

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  4. Is Selma Blair's husband famous?

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  5. I hate to say Tina Fey

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  6. Sue Ellen - so PMS is unacceptable? Yet it's acceptable for your buddy chihuahuaense to refer to commenters as being "on the rag"?

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  7. Anonymous9:52 AM

    Says wife so can't be Portman..

    I'll go with Mel B.

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  8. Anonymous9:55 AM

    Oooh or Alyssa Milano. I forgot she was knocked up.

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  9. Dean is famous, so not Tori. None of us knows who the heck Mel B's hubby is, so I pick her.

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  10. Anonymous9:58 AM

    Dear Lord...

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  11. Fakedyfake Pregfake Von FakeFake. That's who.

    Sorry to piss all over these blinds, but buzzfoto is full of shit. I see that there's a new post on CDAN, I get all excited, and then I'm deflated all over again when I see the source.

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  12. All boys always end-up at Toys'R'Us! But this sounds a lot like Selma Blair. She seems open enough to concede and send her hubby toys. Tori seems a bit more... exclusive with her hubby. She always afraid he would cheat (per previous interviews). Maybe that's why though she would send him toys?

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  13. Can't we all just get along for the sake of silly gossip?!

    I am on the Alyssa Milano train.

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  14. Also, what the hell would a hetero man do with sex toys? I understand the porn, sure, but is he gonna start messing around with anal beads and cock rings and whatnot because his wife doesn't feel like doing it?

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  15. No, pms is acceptable, but just let it go you know what I mean? I ignored when people said things to me in the other posts, so why must things constantly be tit-for-tat?

    I'm sure you get my drift.

    As for chihueahuense(sp), the problem between you two is between you two.

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  16. Things don't need to be tit for tat, but a little consistency is always appreciated.

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  17. @ RocketQueen

    I'm confused, Sue Ellen is not even the one who said ANY of the PMS comments up thread. This is getting so old. If it's not the crappy post writing, its the commenters.

    In the famous words of Rodney King:

    "Can't we all just get along?"

    Jeez.....

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  18. To be fair though-

    @jb_dean appears to be trying to keep the pot stirred by opening this thread with the comment she did.

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  19. Happy smiley faces people!

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  20. The comments are ruining the blog.
    Period.
    I come here looking for a break from the stress of the day. Reading a bunch of angry comments (from either side) just drags me back into real life.
    Who wants that??

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  21. @Tina -- "If it's not the crappy post writing, its the commenters."

    Insulting the author of this blog and his writing style doesn't exactly foster good relations, either.

    Commenters will come and go and lurk, but Enty's the one who comes up with the material to prompt these online conversations. And no matter what, I'll always appreciate that.

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  22. It's not really a big deal, me and RQ speaking. We're civil to one and other.

    I;m sorry that this is ruining your time here, farmgirl, but it's just simple discourse.

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  23. Just to be different, how about Posh, aka: Victoria Beckham

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  25. Agree with Sue Ellen - we're keeping it civil, relax peeps.
    Thing is, I like jbdean_79, and I think calling her a bitch is a bit strong because she claimed PMS for her snark...let's all try to be a little nicer, ok? Lord knows we've had enough drama around here lately :)
    Sue - my impression was you were agreeing with Anita's "bitch" assessment despite letting comments like the PMS one go in the past. Movin' on.....

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  26. I can't picture Posh giving a rat's ass about David's sexual needs - I have a feeling they are being fulfilled one way or another... I think I am jumping on the Milano train!

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  27. Tina Fey is my guess too!

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  28. I guess I got thrown off a guess when the blind says she's been sending him gifts. I guess if you buy it online and have it delivered it's "sending" but it makes it sound like they aren't physically living together.

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  29. To be 100% honest, I wanted to say something about the initial comment, but didn't want to stir the pot, so I just agreed with what she said. I also agree with not blaming it on something else if you want to be a bitch. Own it, you know? Don't blame it on something.

    But anyhow...

    I am crap, crap, crap at blinds and have no guess. But I like to read the guesses others make.

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  30. Ida, a popular men's sex toy is something called a "fleshlight." Google it - or watch "Zack & Mira Make A Porno." That's the first time I ever head of it.

    It's not Tina as her husband, although not famous is kinda known in the industry.

    I'm guessing Alyssa and that agent guy she married. Though if he prefers the toys over her - he's got problems. Wasn't there a blind about how he might not even be the father?

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  31. @Nate F -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

    How do you CLEAN those things?!?! I love how you can order four different "settings," too.

    God, whatever happened to just wanking it into a dirty sock or whatever? And the phrase "a more discreet slot-shaped orifice" will feature in my nightmares forever, thanks.

    I'm officially terrified.

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  32. I think I'll vote for Alyssa too. The Fleshlights come in all different editions, (different feel) too. (I know, TMI!) Nate F, I'd forgotten that. You know, she did have the string of athlete boyfriends, and I wonder if an ex could be the father?

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  33. Yikes Ida! Same thoughts!
    There was a funny review of it on the Stern Fan Network, and about the cleaning, too! I think if I were a man, I'd use a condom, LOL.

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  34. Tina Fey doesn't strike me as the kind of woman who would encourage her husband to watch porn.

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  35. not that she's all that famous but what about Emily Deschenel (sp?)

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  36. actually I saw an interview with Tina Fey saying that one time in Chicago her husband said he was going to a strip club with some friends and she said "like hell you are!" The interviewer also commented that Tina would be more likely to watch porn than her husband.
    And the general public may not know her husband, but he is a famous musician and music producer, so people in the industry definitely know who he is.

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  37. I don't believe this vice for a second. Not that I dont' think the preggers wife is sending him toys or anything...i just don't think he's seriously going around and telling peopel he prefers the toys over his wife. I'm sure he's been saying in in jest and someone thought it would be a juicy blind.

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  38. Whomever suggested Jessica Alba: am on that train! Definitely could see Alba doing something like that!

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  39. going with Tina Fey

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  40. Anonymous12:35 PM

    I thought of Mel B and her creepy husband when I read this blind.

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  41. Anonymous12:44 PM

    hey, sue ellen! waves.

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  42. Can my PMS be the answer to this blind...that way we kill two birds with one stone!

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  43. What's wrong with sex when you are pregnant?

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  44. Nothing!

    ...And I think it's Jessica Alba :)

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  45. I wonder if she waits for adam and eve to advertise a 1/2 price and free shipping code like I do, or if she just pays full price.

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  46. Cheryl!! You are so cute. It's says non-famous husband silly. I don't think Becks can qualify, but I do love that you're throwing unique alternatives out there. Especially considering I suck and can think of no one to offer. :/

    **Disclaimer** This comment was written in Peace and Love and is in no way intended to be deemed snarky, condescending or any other negative adjective one may wish to attribute to it.

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  47. wow, jbdean. Just, wow. Way to ruin a perfectly good post/day for many of us. "Why babies get their pacifiers?" Pot, meet kettle.....

    Anyway this is very vague and hard for me to decipher (also I suck at blinds)but I LOVE the Tina Fey guess!

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