Which A List Female Celebrity who makes the big bucks is known in the industry as being one of the smelliest actresses around? Apparently she has ‘gas’ that could clear a set faster than any director.
J farts-a-lot Simpson is not A-list, nor is Heigle.
The only A-list females commanding A LOT OF MONEY lately are: Reese W., Cameron D., Julia R. (don't understand that one), Kate Winslett (too English to fart) and Angelina Jolie (that skinny one farts and with impact is blown away to some country and represents the UN - not funny, but still... so skinny).
Good point, gals - I missed the "actress" part below, and I'm basing A-list on her name and earning capacity. Girl is making more than most actresses with that clothing line of hers.
Remember when Julia raised her arm and was growing a Chia Pet in her pit? After that I always imagined her as being a little funky smelling. She seems like she is crunchy granola and would eschew deodorant so I will go with JR.
J. Simpson will be hitting the BILLION dollar mark this year. Wow! Good for her. And actually, when talking about her lines, she makes a lot of sense. People, please don't choke laughing! It's true!
@RQ - My best childhood friend and his wife are both vegans and they get FOUL. And I'm not even going to get into how bad it smells in all the veggie diners here.
I think it's Julia Stiles due to Enty's comment under her pic in the random photos' "Julia Stiles hopes no one guesses it was her". What else could that mean other than the MCH thing which everyone already knows about.
RQ: Veggans fart is unbeatable. I promise. Makes one weep from the stench. Speaking of... I like the Gwen P. guess. But... is she still considered A-list. and she was pictured today with that Glee guy.
lol @ Rita, well then, I guess I'm glad I'm not a vegan, but I can honestly tell you I've NEVER noticed that from my vegan friends. And I know when my bf eats less meat, his gas improves CONSIDERABLY. Not necessarily the quantity, but the smell. Ugh. But sorry, Nightmare Child, I don't eat meat and I won't spend my money on it for anyone else, but the cocktail offer stands.
Vegetarian here. And I've been one for over twenty years, but I can reassure you that I could clear a room back when I ate pepperoni and pastrami, too! :-)
Oh, and my man bought a box of Lucky Charms the other day (*SMH*), and he has had THE. WORST. GAS. EVER. since he began consuming it, so good ol' flatus doesn't always come from flesh or veggies, folks!
I just came here to say that this is the dumbest fucking blind I've ever read in my history of reading dumbass celebrity bullshit. Buzzfoto makes Perez read like Hemingway.
Was gonna say Goldie Hawn since everybody says she smells horrible, but she's not exactly A-list nowadays. So I gotta go with Cammy Diaz or Julia Roberts. I've always heard both of them have very poor hygenie. It's probably Cam since she seems like the type to think farting is funny. (I've never understood that, personally.)
I don't think you can even BUY a dimebag here in Vancouver. The stuff is so widely consumed I think it comes in eighths only, for $30. Then again, that the smallest amount that my bf buys (I haven't smoked the stuff for years, I prefer wine!) but they deliver it straight to our door :)
This reminds me of Julia Roberts... anyone with the nickname "Stinky Minge" could be stinky elsewhere as well. Is there any other A Lister who has had rumors about her odor? I seem to remember one about Angelina a while back, but that could've been when she was still drinking blood and shooting heroin with Billy Bob.
How nasty!!
ReplyDeleteSarah Jessice Puker. Because I hate her.
ReplyDeletecameron diaz
ReplyDeleteLOL@Puker
ReplyDeleteHow about Bimbo Jessica Simpson..
I've heard this before - Cameron Diaz for the win.
ReplyDeleteCameron Diaz was the first one who came to mind; don't why...but looks like I was on the right track!
ReplyDeleteJen Aniston, and it explains why she can't keep a man :-)
ReplyDeleteKATHERINE HEIGL.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like she'd smell bad.
I think it's Julia. I think she does the heavy veggie/bean diet that could cause some trouble.
ReplyDelete@ms snarky - sticking up for my fellow veggies, it's actually quite the opposite. The worst gas comes from meat eaters - true story.
ReplyDeleteAs for this blind, I like the J. Simpson guess. She's pretty much just a "celebrity" right now, A-list name and making huge bucks.
@RQ - no offense to the veggies! : )
ReplyDeleteCan J.Simps really be A list? and she's barely an actress. I guess I'll go with Cameron. And get that girl a charcoal cushion. The Japanese make them.
J farts-a-lot Simpson is not A-list, nor is Heigle.
ReplyDeleteThe only A-list females commanding A LOT OF MONEY lately are: Reese W., Cameron D., Julia R. (don't understand that one), Kate Winslett (too English to fart) and Angelina Jolie (that skinny one farts and with impact is blown away to some country and represents the UN - not funny, but still... so skinny).
Cameron Diaz for the win!
Good point, gals - I missed the "actress" part below, and I'm basing A-list on her name and earning capacity. Girl is making more than most actresses with that clothing line of hers.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Julia raised her arm and was growing a Chia Pet in her pit? After that I always imagined her as being a little funky smelling. She seems like she is crunchy granola and would eschew deodorant so I will go with JR.
ReplyDeleteNeed to add that my point is that if you don't mind BO then you would probably not notice the methane stank, either.
ReplyDeleteJ. Simpson will be hitting the BILLION dollar mark this year. Wow! Good for her. And actually, when talking about her lines, she makes a lot of sense. People, please don't choke laughing! It's true!
ReplyDeleteCam is known for being pretty crude. I vote for her, though I wish it was Julia.
ReplyDeleteOprah popped in my head.
ReplyDeleteOprah!! I like that guess! Oh, you know she would let one rip loud and proud and then shout out, "Hello people, I just farteeeeeeeeeeeed."
ReplyDeleteA vegan that cheats on the diet?
ReplyDelete@RocketQueen - Every veggie & vegan I've ever known could kill an army with their gas.
ReplyDeleteNasty. And I have no clue who this is.
ReplyDelete@The Nightmare Child - not me, promise. Mine actually improved when I went veggie. The only time mine gets nasty now is when I eat cheese.
ReplyDeleteI think it's someone who's always on weird exotic diets. Someone like Gwyneth Paltrow.
ReplyDelete@RQ - My best childhood friend and his wife are both vegans and they get FOUL. And I'm not even going to get into how bad it smells in all the veggie diners here.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, I'll bet they eat a lot of nutritional yeast. Seriously, ask them. $5 says I'm right :)
ReplyDeleteGoopster and her kale scented farts...
ReplyDeleteDef Cam Diaz.
ReplyDeleteShe won the "Burp Award" at the Kids Choice Awards a while back. Yep.
@RQ - NOPE. You owe me $5.
ReplyDeleteLMAOF @ everybody's comments, so hilarious
ReplyDeleteI think it's Julia Stiles due to Enty's comment under her pic in the random photos' "Julia Stiles hopes no one guesses it was her". What else could that mean other than the MCH thing which everyone already knows about.
ReplyDeletelol - fair enough. Come up here and get it or a beverage of equal or greater value :)
ReplyDeleteCameron Diaz. Julia Stiles is a good guess, especially with Enty's comment (good catch), but she's not a A list.
ReplyDeleteRQ: Veggans fart is unbeatable. I promise. Makes one weep from the stench.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of... I like the Gwen P. guess. But... is she still considered A-list. and she was pictured today with that Glee guy.
I totally see Reese Witherspoon as the demure and cultured lady on the set pounding fluffer-doodles while claiming innocence...
ReplyDeleteRQ, I'll take a double bacon cheeseburger.
ReplyDeletelol @ Rita, well then, I guess I'm glad I'm not a vegan, but I can honestly tell you I've NEVER noticed that from my vegan friends. And I know when my bf eats less meat, his gas improves CONSIDERABLY. Not necessarily the quantity, but the smell. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteBut sorry, Nightmare Child, I don't eat meat and I won't spend my money on it for anyone else, but the cocktail offer stands.
Who's A list these days?
ReplyDeleteAngelina? Sandra? Reese? Natalie?
They don't seem like the type. Though Sandra does love her greasy cheeseburgers.
*raises hand*
ReplyDeleteVegetarian here. And I've been one for over twenty years, but I can reassure you that I could clear a room back when I ate pepperoni and pastrami, too! :-)
Oh, and my man bought a box of Lucky Charms the other day (*SMH*), and he has had THE. WORST. GAS. EVER. since he began consuming it, so good ol' flatus doesn't always come from flesh or veggies, folks!
I just came here to say that this is the dumbest fucking blind I've ever read in my history of reading dumbass celebrity bullshit. Buzzfoto makes Perez read like Hemingway.
Good. Lord.
RQ, sorry...but I don't like booze that much. How about a dime bag?
ReplyDeleteWe'll work it out :) I could also just give you the fiver and you can spend it how you like...towards a burger, even.
ReplyDeleteI thought a dime bag cost $10? RQ you are getting a bargain for $5.
ReplyDeleteWas gonna say Goldie Hawn since everybody says she smells horrible, but she's not exactly A-list nowadays. So I gotta go with Cammy Diaz or Julia Roberts. I've always heard both of them have very poor hygenie. It's probably Cam since she seems like the type to think farting is funny. (I've never understood that, personally.)
ReplyDeleteI don't think you can even BUY a dimebag here in Vancouver. The stuff is so widely consumed I think it comes in eighths only, for $30. Then again, that the smallest amount that my bf buys (I haven't smoked the stuff for years, I prefer wine!) but they deliver it straight to our door :)
ReplyDeleteI remember buying a kilo (shoe box full) for $200. Need I say that was a few years ago?
ReplyDeleteI immediately thought of Cameron Diaz.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of Julia Roberts... anyone with the nickname "Stinky Minge" could be stinky elsewhere as well. Is there any other A Lister who has had rumors about her odor? I seem to remember one about Angelina a while back, but that could've been when she was still drinking blood and shooting heroin with Billy Bob.
ReplyDeleteTell you what, RQ...have your BF smoke me up and we'll call it even. Use the fiver to get yourself some wine and we'll make a party out of it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the star is lactose intolerant... before I figured that one out, I think I killed a few people. My poor husband.
ReplyDeleteOh Man!!!!
ReplyDeleteJulia Roberts ftw!!!
@Nightmare Child - got yourself a DEAL.
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