Has no one ever told Angelina Jolie that when you get a name of your significant other tattooed on your body that the relationship ends almost immediately. The same rule also applies to D listers who have an interview for a monthly magazine. Talk about your significant other and it is over. While Angelina was in Tunisia this week looking at refugees and wondering if she could afford to buy Carthage, Angelina was spotted with a seventh tattoo. Many people thought she had adopted a new child or that she was given a message from God that she wanted to share to the world via ink on her arm.
It turns out it is neither of those or Billy Bob Thornton's phone number. Nope, it is instead supposedly the coordinates for where Brad Pitt was born. Wonder what he had to do for her.
Please tell me someone paid off the tattoo artist to "slip" and accidentally tattoo the coordinates for Carrot Top instead.
ReplyDeleteI'm so tired of Saint Angie....so very tired.
ReplyDeleteBig deal, she has plenty of tattoos.
ReplyDeleteIt's really not that interesting.
Still an Angie fan here, and while I agree that this looks like the kiss of death for their relationship, I think it still says a lot about their commitment.
ReplyDeleteI got tired of both of them ages ago.
ReplyDeleteShe is doing everything she can to keep that hottie! And all you have to do is watch "Troy" or just about any of his movies and know we would all do the same damn thing. But, I would bet just about anything other than my family or soul he will never leave the Mother of his children. Jennifer was too stupid to realize that.
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ReplyDeleteThe veins on my hands are pretty prominent but they go all the way up her forearms. I've never seen that before.
ReplyDeleteThose veins are truly horrible looking - not attractive at all. I know all the rumors about her (alleged) drug use, and I'm not an Angie fan at all... but I gotta ask - is that really a possibility? Or is she just crazy skinny? When Madonna had those ugly vein arms I thought the consensus was that she had overdone it on her workouts.
ReplyDeleteAs to the tattoo, at least it's an original idea and if/when she & Brad split it's not his actual name in a heart that she has to worry about.
I can safely say that I'd rather have man-hands and forearms like Popeye than have the forearms & hands of an 88yr old woman.
ReplyDeleteLove or hate Angelina that was an interesting way to get a tattoo and much more unique then just tattooing his name.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...does this mean she considers Brad her child too?
ReplyDeleteDid you see the happy (high/drunk) pictures of Brad yesterday?
ReplyDeleteThe girl loves her tats, what's one more? Big deal.
She's awfully vein-y.
If it's true, it makes since since he is the father of all the coordinates above.
ReplyDeleteAnd sorry, I think he lost a lot of his hotness since he's been with her.
She'll be the next to croak accidentally from an od.
ReplyDeleteValerie, I busted out laughing when I read that!
ReplyDeleteAJ had veiny arms way back when she did Gia and still had some baby fat on her. But now that she's scary skinny, it's much more noticeable.
ReplyDeletei've always believed that this relationship will end the way it began...kudos, them lasting as long as they have. i may not respect them, but i don't think the tat will do them in...it'll be more along the lines of a billybob or aniston 2.0, i say.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first started dating my now husband, I was getting a tattoo. Before showing him the real one, I wrote his name in black marker on a different spot and pretended that was the real tattoo. That very nearly ended us, let me tell you.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she should have gotten a BULLSEYE tat instead. Or a chalk outline of where a pain patch should be applied.
ReplyDeleteBruce Heller (he ran BBT's company Meathouse Prods years ago) told me that she wanted Billy Bob to get his "junk" pierced eons ago. THAT would signal dedication! I still don't know if he did or not.
Meanwhile - no ex-lover's tat removal is anywhere NEAR as legendary as changing Winona Forever into Wino Forever!! THAT was classic! I guess Ms. Jolie can always claim the GPS tat is really due to a deep abiding love of mapquest.
Val?? THAT was funny! Love it!
Angie has always had those veins. I have no idea why.
ReplyDeleteIt is inventive but I don't know what it is says to be listed underneath as if just one of her kids. Obviously her commitment is much deeper but it's reaped over her Billy Bob tat & adopting a child in that marriage as well.
ReplyDeleteI agree that Brad will likely never leave the Mother of kids. Brad & Angelina were so attractive when they got together and they've literally drained each of their looks. Angelina has lost all sex appeal. She looks sick or or like she's on drugs.
Himmmm, your post is the second mention I've seen this week of Angelina using patch-delivered narcotics. (The other one named fentanyl directly.) Did I miss a blind somewhere?
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ReplyDeleteNot sure if you missed it. I DO know that many people in town know all about it. According to a wardrobe dresser and a 2nd AD on the set of SALT she frequetly showed her patch off (NOT for birth control nor smoking cessation either). When being checked over after a shot, she bragged to the set medic that she needed it for "her back" and it was from her docs. As in PLURAL.
If you GO WAY BACK in the CDAN BLINDS - you may find one that mentions an actress addicted to "synthetic type heroin" who gave it up during pregnancy and restarted recently. That might be the blind to which you refer? Other than that - not sure.
Didn't she already have something like Bravo Charlie something on her that is Brad Pitts initials in military code?
ReplyDeleteNot an Angie fan BUT I'm kind of with RocketQueen here.
ReplyDeleteNot a huge tattoo fan either but I actually think those are pretty cool.