You would think that someone who was going to pen an autobiography would have actually read a book before. As has been the case with Snooki in the past, I am not so sure that Teen Mom Farrah has ever read a book but someone is paying her to write one. Check out this quote from her website.
"Farrah has been working hard on her first Biography Book, Her fans & viewers of her Hit MTV shows 16 & Pregnant and TEEN MOM will get all the insight and details they missed on TV and will Love the Most anticipated book of 2011. Keep looking for updates on her Book Tour!"
I don't know who wrote this, but it is worse than my writing and that is saying something. I love how she has to say it is a book. You know, because it could have been a Biography Cake or a Biography Pen. You never know where they can put one of those pesky biographies now. I have to agree that it is the most anticipated book of 2011. Pulitzer Prize winner for sure. I also look forward to the random capitalization throughout the book. I can actually summarize her life into a few sentences.
"I Grew Up and was Having a Normal life. I then got pregnant at 16 And MTV found me and started paying me a Buttload of money for getting pregnant. They Then paid me More money to appear on their show Teen Mom. People then started paying Me to be on calendars and to show up at parties. Oh, and my daughtEr Is great too."
The end.
I said it a few days ago, I don't give an eff about these people.
ReplyDeleteWhy have someone write a book whose fans probably can't read?
ReplyDeleteAlso, might she mean AUTObiography? Unless she's going to start writing about U.S. Presidents or Roman emperors or something.
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ReplyDeleteLol @ having to tell people the biography is a book, Enty!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the episode of Frasier where he and Niles were fretting over their father's health and Niles said: "It scares me to think about him dying! Who will teach my son to throw a baseball ball??"
What in the hell is she wearing in those pictures? Is that a pelt?
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ReplyDeleteOld Barn + Caveman Outfit + Motorcycle = Pictureisunrelated.com
ReplyDeleteSo glad I have not ever watched this crap.
ReplyDeleteA biography tweet would be more appropriate. 60 characters would about sum up her life.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine anyone buying it but I can't hate on making the most of her 15 minutes if someone would actually buy this.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeletewho is the two-bit art director that approved the 'concept' for this shoot? i would like his head on a platter.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA, what a great post!
ReplyDeleteLove it.
ReplyDeleteThanks again, MTV.
And as Michael K would say: "What the hell kind of GD outfit is that?"