And The Excuse Is?

After working feverishly thinking of an excuse for the Vanessa Hudgens licking debacle, her publicist finally settled on white chocolate. In the annals of excuses, it is not a bad one. In the food category I was going to with some type of glazed frosting so white chocolate is not that far off. However, lets talk about white chocolate and the heat. Does anyone pick white chocolate over milk chocolate? Second, who keeps any kind of chocolate in a baggie when it is literally over 100 degrees outside and you are in the hot sun? Forget just the spoilage factor, think about the fact that you are going to end up with a very runny liquid and not the past that Vanessa is spreading on her finger. Of course, the fact she is not snorting the chocolate is points in her favor and there is no one around to disprove it. It will probably be a best seller everywhere this summer. "Chocolate. Get your white chocolate melted and runny in a bag here."