After working feverishly thinking of an excuse for the Vanessa Hudgens licking debacle, her publicist finally settled on white chocolate. In the annals of excuses, it is not a bad one. In the food category I was going to with some type of glazed frosting so white chocolate is not that far off. However, lets talk about white chocolate and the heat. Does anyone pick white chocolate over milk chocolate? Second, who keeps any kind of chocolate in a baggie when it is literally over 100 degrees outside and you are in the hot sun? Forget just the spoilage factor, think about the fact that you are going to end up with a very runny liquid and not the past that Vanessa is spreading on her finger. Of course, the fact she is not snorting the chocolate is points in her favor and there is no one around to disprove it. It will probably be a best seller everywhere this summer. "Chocolate. Get your white chocolate melted and runny in a bag here."
Really? That's the best excuse they could come up with?
ReplyDeleteWhite chocolate is fat. it is not chocolate. who carries fat around in a little zip? Meth or coca is my guess.
ReplyDeleteI guess one could get high just by "eating" coke.
ReplyDeleteI suppose it could keep the hunger at bay while not making you all gakked out due to snorting it.
Not sure...only ever snorted mine...
Since learning about the existence of molly, I've decided it's definitely molly.
ReplyDeleteYes, White Chocolate is the bi-product in the chocolate making process...the waste actually....I personally don't care for it...
ReplyDeleteAnd some people rub coke on their gums...and other places...I have no idea why...I only tried it once and really hated that rush that some people seem to like.
As for what she's doing...I haven't got a clue....
You keep reaching with this one. I have had melted chocolate on me before. Next.
ReplyDeletewhat is molly??
ReplyDeletePersonally, I would've went with Fun Dips myself... or Kool-Aid packets.
ReplyDeleteOf course, you'd need a red-painted Kevin Federline to jump out of the bushes and yell,"OHHH, YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
yack.. she really gives me the heebie geebies for some reason.
ReplyDeleteOf course, you'd need a red-painted Kevin Federline to jump out of the bushes and yell,"OHHH, YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
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HILARIOUS!
If you see the pictures of her "dancing" at some point during the show ("more like a full-body dry heave set to music,") that must have been some chocolate!
ReplyDeleteI love white chocolate. If I had to choose, I'd probably pick white over milk. But dark chocolate trumps all.
ReplyDeleteI think it very well could be some sort of melted chocolate maybe off a pastry or treat. I'm going to give her this one since I've had stuff melt in my purse.
ReplyDeleteIf it were coke, wouldn't it blow away? It looks like a bunch to just lick off a finger at one time.
I will forever try to erase K Fed as the Kool Aid guy from my head now. That was funny as HELL!!!! : )
ReplyDeleteNot sure what she was "eating or licking". Why would you not bring the bag or container of whatever it is out of the purse? That part is weird.
it's molly, or mdma, which is (in this case)a white paste ingested by mouth.
ReplyDeleteMolly or MDMA is a pure form of Ecstasy in paste/powder form. I guess you can eat it. You can find out anything on Al Gore's Internet!
ReplyDeleteI also love white chocolate. I would pick white over milk or dark. Given the opportunity I'm sure I would snort it. Having said that, I'm pretty sure what she has is NOT white chocolate! I have never had white chocolate at a festival - not that I wouldn't if it were offered!
ReplyDeleteAnyway who would stick their tong so far out as to be scared to 'loose' any of the chococlate when it's pasted to your finger? And then she bends her head down as well, looks kind of suspicious.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely drugs if you ask me.
And she managed to reset the clock on her 15 minutes.
ReplyDeletelol Robert! (full body dry-heave) Oh Seinfeld, I will be quoting you til the day I die.
ReplyDeleteThe "chocolate" made her forget to her dumb smirk smile for a moment.
ReplyDeleteLike I said yesterday, Marshamallow Fluff, Yo.
ReplyDeleteMarshmallow fluff.
@Patty...i was thinking the same thing! bahahaha!
ReplyDeleteYes, I love white chocolate over milk and dark varieties (and currently there is a Lindt's dark chocolate bar with chili flavor in my purse)
ReplyDeleteBut no, I do not believe that is white chocolate. Not that I care.
Jason - you looking for a job as a publicist?
ReplyDeleteWhite chocolate, even melted, wouldn't look like that. It isn't the right texture.
ReplyDeleteHer publicist has no imagination. What about vegemite or poi?
ReplyDeleteA baggie of goo is sooooo much more believable than a baggie of Betty Crocker!
@linnea - Sure. I can come up with stuff way better then most of the morons that represent half the industry. LoL.
ReplyDeleteMost white chocolate I see is more yellow than anything. Ever melt white chocolate in the microwave. It looks like banana pudding.
ReplyDeleteWhat a moron for a publicist. Really? White powdered chocolate? Maybe she had a bag full of hot water she was going to mix it with, so she could make white hot chocolate, cause white hot chocolate is so popular. She'll be disappearing within the next few years. Maybe if her publicist let her taint her personality a bit, she'd stick around longer. That's the only reason she's even in the news now. Otherwise, who cares.
ReplyDeleteI love white chocolate. Especially on mini pretzels. Mmm.
ReplyDeleteC'mon Vanessa, you can do better than that! I would have said frosting of some sort. Coachella Cupcakes?
Molly
ReplyDelete@ Robert - Thanks for the Elaine Benes reference! ;)
ReplyDeleteThis is obviously Molly she is using, it's very common at festivals/hippie shows and is consumed by wetting your finger and licking it off. I think it's a pure form of ecstasy ha white chocolate my ASS!
ReplyDeleteI agree, there was no reason to hide the product in her purse unless it was something she didn't want seen. If it was really melted white chocolate, the wrapper would be in her other hand.
ReplyDeleteShe can do all the Molly or white chocolate she wants for all I care. As long as she's not harming anyone else. Just legalize it.
ReplyDeleteit's a (big) dip of molly... the active ingredient in a hit of ecstacy. basically MDMA powder...
ReplyDeleteperfect for a day @ coachella, it tastes bitter/vile but the good stuff can make it the best day of your life...
white chocolate is nasty.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why no one said toothpaste. If I had lunch breath and some toothpaste handy, I would discreetly use it.
ReplyDeleteAdore white chocolate, it's my indulgence of choice... and I agree it looks nothing like whatever she's tonguing.
ReplyDeleteas someone who was at coachella and could have been spotted doing the same thing...def molly.
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