You know, Reese Witherspoon got married over the weekend and she married a guy who by all accounts looks to be worth fighting for. I mean, have you looked at him? Plus he has a good job and a car and all the things that Jenelle Evans' boyfriend does not have. Yesterday, the Teen Mom 2 star was arrested and charged with a variety of things related to her beatdown of a love rival over the unemployed, without a car and seemingly never having any money Kieffer Delp. The video of the beatdown which made its way around the internet was the reason police arrested Jenelle. In the video, Jenelle pretty much uses the other girl's face as her knuckle massager.
Never mind fighting over this guy, tell me how someone with no job and no car even gets a date. This is not middle school. Does having none of those things make him attractive? "Oh, I was going to go out with that hot guy over there, but he makes $100K a year and has a car and lives on his own. F**k that. I want some of that guy over in the corner. He shares a room with his brother at his mom's place, has been arrested a few times, has no job prospects and no car and I can't wait to have mad babies with him."
Yeah, I said mad babies. Not proud, but I said it.