Today's Blind Items
It looks like that no matter how much money you make, you can still be cheap, and not a gentleman. When this A list baseball player takes out his A-list actress girlfriend, he has a price limit of how much he will spend. It is embarrassingly low. Like barely more than McDonald's low. So, inevitably, despite him making way more money, our actress picks up the check for almost everything all the time.
Wow these are really easy cos I can guess them!
ReplyDeleteA Rod and Cameron.
A-Rod
ReplyDeleteA-Rod and Cammy.
ReplyDeleteDamn, Cammy- dump this asshole!
A-Hole/Roid and Cameron.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly?
ReplyDeleteduh...Arod and Diaz.
ReplyDeleteWay too easy.......A-ROD & CAMERON DIAZ.....gee Cameron get some self respect.
ReplyDeleteDef Alex Rodriguez and cameron Diaz
ReplyDelete@ KC Queen
Minka Kelly is NOWHERE near A-list, she is more C list, possibly b-list
like every one,i say Cammy & A Rod
ReplyDelete@KCQueen: who is Minka Kelly? ;D
A Roid and Cami.....Woman, get some self respect and dump his ass. His equipment cannot be that big and the sex that good. You are all but selling your soul and this is not love girl.
ReplyDeleteThis guy must be hung like a freaking horse to get away with what he gets away with. Unreal!
ReplyDelete@bluebonnetmom and Ice Angel - Rumor has it that his piece is very SMALL. I don't care for either one, but am really tired of these easy blinds. You don't need real insider knowledge to write these items.
ReplyDeleteHe must rock a headboard like nobody's business, because I cannot UNDERSTAND what women see in this selfish egotist.
ReplyDeletePS - I'll take easy blinds over hard any day :)
ReplyDeleteThat's shameful....Cammy wake up, get out.
ReplyDeletePoor Cameron. I haven't really heard anything awful about her, so I feel bad for her. It's one thing to go dutch, but to completely foot the bill when the guy has oodles of money is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteCameron Diaz is A-list? That completely screws up who I thought was what.
ReplyDeleteI think Enty is saving the better blinds for the new radio show. Can't wait to listen on Sat. @ 6am.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet any dong looks massive after you've been with Timberlake for a few years. Dude CANNOT be hung.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you hurt me, amoteafloat? WHY?
ReplyDeleteLOL@Wimpy Timberlake
ReplyDeleteDiaz & A-Rod
Awww, RQ. It's okay! Timberlake might have an unimpressive weiner, but I've heard that Gosling is hung like a blue whale. ;-)
ReplyDeleteCam & ARod.
ReplyDeleteShe should dump him, but she won't. They are a couple that brings publicity to her.
They would both handily get the job done, I'm sure :)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely A-Rod. There was an article in the NY Times a few days go about him purchasing a $7.5M condo but somehow finding a loophole that allows him to pay only $1200 in yearly property taxes. And a friend of mine waited on him once and said he left a paltry $20 tip on a $2,000+ dinner and drinks for himself and his entourage. His cheapness is legendary here in NY.
ReplyDeleteFor what it's worth, Derek Jeter is the polar opposite.
LOl u guys are hilarious - a blue whale yet !!!! O
ReplyDeleteAs for the blind - ARod/loser and Cami get a life Diaz !
Oh Cami Cami - dump the jerk before he dumps you - then tell the world what a loser he is !
Sorry Guys, But JT is known for being HUGE.
ReplyDeleteI knew it, PrvyLA. I KNEW IT.
ReplyDeleteA-roid is probably spending all his $$ of well...roids.
ReplyDeletesorry Cam, but at your age, you should know better.
I had a friend who did A-roid and even though he had xl Magnums he didn't need em according to her. Totally average in every way. Nothing special at all.
ReplyDeleteOy, Cami.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, he needs that money so he can commission ridiculous paintings in honor of himself. Good Lord, why do women give this jerk (ARod) so much quarter?
ReplyDeleteA-Rod is just employing an ingenious gold digger repellent. Same rules for everybody.
ReplyDeleteweren't they also the popular guess for a blind about a couple who likes to invite other people into their bed? so maybe the attraction is more that than his size or his willingness to spend a buck.
ReplyDeleteInteresting he spends big bucks on his entourage but not on his girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteMay I express my skepticism of Justin Timberlake being hung like a grandfather clock. I have seen nothing in his jeans. He must tuck it under.
Minka Kelly A-list? bwahahahahahahha
ReplyDeleteJustin Timberlake was known as "trouser snake" a few years back.
Cammy makes 20 mil a movie, which makes her A list. why she makes that, I don't know.
I recall reading last year that Cameron Diaz suffers from severe OCD (it supposedly manifests itself in compulsive hand-washing, cleaning, etc.) , and that this is what tends to torpedo her relationships. IF this is true, perhaps she's hanging on to A-hole because he hasn't dumped her because of it.... yet.
ReplyDeleteP.S.: @MadLyb: I thought the same thing!
Even though Lafawnduh would have more of an idea through her/his friend, I've heard it's what he does with his tongue that keeps the women happy.
ReplyDeleteBlind items seem to have lost their luster.
ReplyDeleteBut Cameron D. likes McDonalds so it all kinda works out for her.
ReplyDeleteCDAN? This is the English language. English language? This is CDAN. You two REALLY need to get to know each other.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ RayGarton. Honey, you must be new here. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'm new to this website, yes. I've been reading CDAN's blind items on Gawker for some time, though, because I'm a gossip junkie. But I usually have to read them more than once to figure out what they're saying, and sometimes it's never quite clear and I want to stick a fork in my eye and stab myself in the brain. I could remain silent about it no longer. ~(;-D
ReplyDeleteHey, I hear ya. That's exactly how I feel about Ted Casablancas and *his* column. Ever checked out eonline.com?Enty will come across like Hemingway afterwards. Try it.
ReplyDeleteAnd at least Enty talks about things other than who's hunkered down in The Closet! :-)
Enty's blinds used to be clearer until he started posting Ted's blinds. Ted's writing is like a virus. Blegh!
ReplyDeleteA gold digger repellent? Being generous of nature with the people you care about has nothing to do with attracting gold diggers and needless to say, since Cameron has no ex wife or kids to pay child support to, I wouldn't exactly say she's strapped for cash.
ReplyDeleteAnd those big, buff blonde strippers he was always caught with were surely getting paid. They weren't there for the publicity, that's for sure.
This could be other people but I cant think of them right now.
ReplyDeleteAs for things showing in pants. I dated a blue whale myself. Learned there is such a thing as too big. Quiet, it was a little mushroom. You never would have guessed.
Awww. A wee little mushroom! I love it.
ReplyDeleteYeah. A blue whale would scare me off too, honestly.
Easy. A-Rod & Cameron
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