This morning as I drove the minivan to work I was having a good day. My mom let me use the car which meant that I would be able to go to this new buffet that does not know me yet for lunch and things were looking up. Then I made a fateful error that will haunt m until the end of time. I turned on Ryan Seacrest expecting more kale juice talk but what I got was Kim Kardashian's song blasting through the speakers. My life will never be the same. But, hey at least there is that buffet. They wouldn't play it there would they? Apparently everyone is unlike me and wants to hear the song, so you may have to refresh a few times to listen, or don't if you value the sanctity of music and think of it as something special.
I'm listening to it right now. She makes Ke$ha sound like a serious artist.
ReplyDeleteShe makes Paris Hilton sound like a serious artist.
ReplyDeleteNot going to listen to it, now or ever. Even listening to make fun of it's likely horribleness feeds into the Kardashians.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather be locked in a room with Charlie Sheen than contribute to Kim or any of her trashy ass family.
utter shite
ReplyDeleteNot listening. Going to Charlie Sheen video now.......
ReplyDeleteIt's an insult to real musicians that these idiot dilettantes get recorded.
ReplyDeleteOKAY, had to go find it, sickening as it sounds. No, the song was sickening. How much 'work' did they do to her voice? so 'tinny', I guess to make it sound in tune. But, I guess, if there wasn't all the inventions out there nowadays, most 'z listers' would never be singing. SCREW SCIENTISTS. Saw her 'cover'- she looks like a BRATZ DOLL.
ReplyDeleteThey played that on the radio?
ReplyDeletelol @ BRATZ doll, bj!! You're absolutely right!
ReplyDeletei would rather hear a dance remix of dying cats wailing then that drivel.
ReplyDeleteIt's hideous for sure, but MUCH better than "Whip My Hair."
ReplyDeleteWho...wha...how the FUCK does this crap get through to the radio??? I defend a lot of bad pop music because sometimes you have to admit that it's a sellable product, but this is utter GARBAGE. She sounds just like when she talks. Nasal, whiny and dumb. In fact, I think she may have just talked the lyrics and then the guy who did the "backin' up, backin' up" - song autotuned it to make it sound like a song. It's horrifying. Someone needs to lock her up in a dungeon somewhere.
ReplyDeleteWho is going to put out a record next. Maybe Snookie should have a shot at it.
ReplyDeleteEh, I didn't think it was that bad. But she didn't seem like she was really singing. I was more annoyed by how much Ryan Seacrest is "selling" it.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't this sound EXACTLY like everyone knew it would before even listening to it? Of course!
ReplyDeleteBoys/girls/club/shots/DJ/dance/
bling/sex/money/looking good/feeling good/party/all night/
hot....(sigh.)
LOL, you nailed it, Robert! Have you considered a career in the music industry?
ReplyDeleteI got 1 minute into it before I had to abort mission.
ReplyDeleteHorrible, despite (or even because of?) the auto tuning. Her little girl voice is thin, has no range and the songwriting is amateur. Rihanna, Beyonce, et. al. have nothing to worry about.
At first I thought she was saying "turn me out". Now I'm hearing "take me in my jam". She's worse than Britney.
ReplyDelete@sunnyside - Don't go putting ideas in her head. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe video/song isn't available any longer so I'll take your word that it sucks.