Ted C Blind Item

Last week when we told you King Schlong had fooled around with another male celeb for a bit when he was younger, many of you were shocked. Our King is gay?

Just because he diddled a dude once or twice doesn't mean he's a homo, folks. As if! Sometimes fooling around with the same sex is a way to pass the time.

Just ask Cookie Muncher. This superstar has everything: a hunky husband, flawless bod, perfect face...and a taste for women.

No, she's not a lesbian. She just doesn't mind doing the girl-on-girl thing to turn her man—or partygoers—on. Babe knows how to a have a fun time, what can I say.

While at a raging Hollywood house party a while back, Ms. Muncher was dancing up a storm on the pool table.

She always has a way of making sure all eyes are on her (as if being one of the most beautiful women in the world had another affect on people).

So, Cookie Muncher decides to strip off all her clothes while dancing, to the giant applause from the crowd.

Another gal at the party thought that clearly looked like a fun idea. So she decided to take off her clothes and get up on the table with Cookie.

We'll let our stunned party source take it from here:

"Before you knew it, Cookie threw the other naked girl on the table and just started going down on her. For a while too! The crowd went crazy."

Now you know where "munch" comes from.

As for her husband, he looked on lovingly as ever, obviously.

If a guy were to give another guy a blowjob in the middle of a similar party, people would freak. Why is it so much more of a big deal for a dude to dabble than a girl?

And It Ain't: Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Victoria Beckham