Most teenage girls get excited when their boyfriends buy them something that costs like $50, not $2000. Apparently Selena Gomez has more expensive tastes.
Johnny Depp promoting The Tourist in Tokyo.
John Mayer gives out picking up girl tips.
Joel Madden and his daughter at the airport.
Not sure what Jodie Sweetin was thinking about this outfit.
Jessica Simpson shows off the results of her latest dentist appointment.
So, is Kelly Bensimon just going to spend the rest of her life going from party to party trying to make a few bucks?
Lady GaGa at Fashion Week in Paris.
And earlier before hitting the runway.
I actually think Gaga looks awesome in that leopard catsuit!
ReplyDeleteJessica, SHUT your damn TRAP!
Pull your fucking pants up, kid.
ReplyDeleteBIEBS knows BJs in the back of a Limo are not cheap to come by.
ReplyDeleteRE: Kelly B. Yes. (Is it bad that I get a little kick thinking her knees are buckling with those near-vertical heels under them?)
ReplyDeletePants on the ground. Pants on the ground. Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!
ReplyDeleteI can see it now. When this whole JustSel thing goes south there are going to be LOTS of fireworks! Ahh hot teenaged love!
re: Kelly Bensimon: Pretty much.
ReplyDeleteHa ha! I'm so glad that other people have resisted the urge to scream at Bieber to get a belt and pull up his britches.
ReplyDeleteI think I might *finally* be sick of Gaga. I'll probably hear "Bad Romance" in four months and fall back in love, though.
Johnny needs to follow Bieber's lead and get his hairdo redone.
Lol @ pants on the ground! Fo real. I personally don't think I'd be ok with having thicker thighs than my boyfriend, but go ahead with your crazy self, Selena.
ReplyDeleteNo fan of Nicole Richie, but DAMN Harlow is cute.
Re: Johnny, what amoteafloat said. Especially since his hair looks exactly like John Mayer's in the photo right below. Blech.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who thinks that Jessica's fiance looks like he has found any of the weight she's lost?
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is Kelly Been-someone wearing anyway?
ReplyDeleteKelly B looks horrid, that outfit is wrong for a woman of her 'experience'.
ReplyDeleteLets make a deal, if everyone would stop accusing Lady Gaga of having a penis, she would probably stop going out in public dressed in a way to show she does not.
Johnny Depp is so good looking but you would never know it.
ReplyDeleteI definitely was expecting a Gaga before she walks the "cat"walk comment.
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson's financed fiancee looks to be adding a bit o volume to his waistline?
ReplyDeletebad: justin's pants. John Meyer.
ReplyDeleteThe l'il Madden girl, so adorable.
Please tell me Kelly B. does n't "model" anymore! Twho things--(a) what kind of BODY is that? (yeah, I know she rides horses; and (b) what'up with the 'stache? First I thought she's just sunburned...for a whole season....
ReplyDeleteBut it's still THERE! She's our opposite end of the spectrum from the the ultra-white whiteys like M. Tractenberg, etc.
I'm not buying the Justin/Selena romance.
ReplyDeleteJohn Mayer looks uber creepy in that pic.
I hope Krazy Kelly will be back on TRHONY. She's a human train wreck and I cannot look away.
Justin Selena romance is not going to end well.
ReplyDeleteThat pants-hanging-off-your-ass look cannot be comfortable.
ReplyDeleteIs Jodie meeting a john at that movie premiere?
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ReplyDeleteBetween the sagging jeans (which make me uncomfortable just looking at them) and the high-top sneaks, Justin Bieber's legs look to be about 18 inches long. Totally unflattering.
ReplyDeleteThe Tourist is still happening? Anyone who wanted to see it in Japan have problably downloaded it already. Strange.
ReplyDeleteI thought Johnny Depp was Tina Fey for a hot second.
ReplyDeleteWow Joel's kid looks JUST like him. Adorable.
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