Mitchie Likes Sausage
Well, if there was ever an adamant statement from someone about their sexuality, I think Michelle Rodriguez might have won the award for most creative. In an interview on the red carpet Tuesday night, Michelle Rodriguez addressed the rumors about her sexuality.
"I'm not a lesbian. Yeah! Mitchie likes sausage."
Well, who knew she liked to be called Mitchie? As for the whole lesbian thing, I thought there were photos of her making out with some woman. Of course, there are about a million of those on Facebook pages of people who are just drunk, so I guess that does not mean anything. Then we are all agreed, Mitchie likes sausage and I love her new nickname. Do you think she is a fan of patties or links?
This is too much! I love it!
ReplyDeleteHowever, I still believe that Mitchie loves patties, but may dabble in some links from time to time when she is bored.
I thought her gf had outed them in an interview - kristina lokken or sth like that?
ReplyDeleteLove that response. I think she's lying, and I'm glad, since her lesbianism is nobody's damned business.
ReplyDeleteOwning up to driving drunk is one thing, but she shouldn't HAVE to tell the truth about being gay. You don't often see hetero people having to answer invasive questions about their sexual preferences.
You know how hard it is for a Latina to work in Hollyweird?? No way she would come out and screw up her chances at roles.
ReplyDeleteReporters should ask straight celebrities sexual questions. Just to make it fair.
ReplyDeleteHey, it is a woman's prerogative to change her mind. Go, Mitchie!
ReplyDeleteThe other night I had Rachael Ray on, and right in the middle of cooking she blurted out, "My husband likes to call me his spicy Italian sausage." I nearly fell down laughing. I think she'd been drinking again.
ReplyDeleteDoes everyone now have a white background instead of black? Its blinding and the wording are a faint gray....
ReplyDeleteno one who "likes sausage" would ever use the phrase "i like sausage".
ReplyDeleteWhatever....
ReplyDeleteI love her! She is definitely gutsy, and I'm glad she's being gutsy again, regardless of whether she is lesbian or not.
ReplyDeleteI've seen the pics of her getting a lap dance from a female stripper, and it didn't look like she was missing the sausage at all.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ supergroupie - true. I have never said I like sausage other than to offer my choice of pizza topping.
ReplyDeletelol. Whatever you wanna do or say, Mitchie, is cool wit me.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't calling herself "Mitchie" sound a little butch? Not that I'd mind her getting all butch with some nice lady.
ReplyDeleteShe should have used Diablo Cody's term from "Juno" - Pork Sword.
ReplyDeleteMitchie (or Mitchy) was Michelle Phillips' nickname when she was part of The Mamas & The Papas. The first line of their song "Creeque Alley" is: John and Mitchy were gettin' kind of itchy.
ReplyDeleteI never heard anyone say Michelle Phillips was gay.
John and Mitchy were gettin' kind of itchy.
ReplyDeleteI always wondered about that.
Well I think she's definitely a lesbian, but I don't care either way. I would probably prefer if she just refused to address the rumours instead of lying about it, but, whatever.
ReplyDeleteMy friend saw her in an airport somewhere out of the US and she was not hanging w/any "sausage" at the time. (He said they looked very much like a couple.) She not telling the truth but then, it's really no one's business either.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of the blind item about the actress telling her co-star," You know I f*ck bitches, right?" Just come right out and say it, why don'tcha?
ReplyDeleteThought she was dating that girl from terminator 3, no? It's too bad we still live in a society that we have to lie about our sexual orientation so they don't look down on you. Does she like sausage? who cares... really.
ReplyDelete@ Robert - I think that blind was about Queen Latifah. Gotta love it!
ReplyDeleteI think she's been told by her handlers if she wants to work she needs to girly up. I don't think she told the truth about not being a lesbian. And the sausage comment, meant to mislead people, really is the truth. She just likes pork products.
ReplyDeleteThe following statements can all be true at once: "I'm not a lesbian." "I like [sex with men.]" "I also like sex with women."
ReplyDeleteShe just didn't say the last one.
I liked her on Lost. Don't know which way she leans, don't really care either. But it is sad if she feels forced to lie about it
ReplyDeleteI thought she was out??
ReplyDeleteOh well...maybe she's bi?