Michael Lohan Says He Is The Victim
Michael Lohan wants all of you to know he is the victim in this whole domestic violence arrest. He says that Kate Major attacked him when he went to collect some stuff from their apartment and that she was drunk and scratched him and hit him. He was shocked that the police decided to arrest him. Uh huh. He also says that Dr Drew cured him of his co-dependence issues. Uh huh. He also says that although he has not spoken to Lindsay, she was in constant contact with him and gave him messages of support. Uh huh. Just like his daughter it is always the fault of someone else. If this was the first time, then you could think about it for a second but this guy is arrested all the time and most of them involve some kind of violence or issues towards women.
Enough with the losers already Enty! I need something positive! Someone in Hollywood must have done something worth mentioning other than beat the crap or mistreat a woman! Please, I'm begging you! End the day with something nice!
ReplyDeleteCome on Enty ... why didnt you post the pic of this loser in his mesh shirt ... (puking in my mouth)
ReplyDeleteah....HE'S the victim.
ReplyDeleteSo, it's genetic.
That is one fine lookin' man. Step away, ladies, he's mine!
ReplyDelete/sarcasm off, lol
i just discovered a new diet aid:
ReplyDeletemichael lohan's armpit.
dear sweet jesus don't let this be the last post of the day.
ReplyDeleteI can't look at that picture much longer.
Maybe this is Enty's revenge for all the complaining we did about so many Kardassian posts? He wanted to show us how much worse it could be. :P
ReplyDeleteThat. Picture.
ReplyDeleteIf I have a nightmare tonight about camping in a tent, I'll blame you Enty.
Oh, nasty armpit. Lohan looks like a skunk lifting his tail to spray. Queue the black cloud and flies. My eyes are watering just looking at that photo.
ReplyDeleteAnd the finishing touch on his wife beater and gold chain ensemble is that he has a big ol' BlackBerry on his belt that looks like it is circa 1993.
Class-ay!
We are the victims here...of that picture.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the victim of a beatin' with the Ugly Stick!
ReplyDeletelol Mooshki, I'll take the blame for that.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, OMG THIS PICTURE. Now I understand why Lindsay boozes and drugs. The humiliation. MY EYES.
Those Lohans. Always the victims of other people.
My eyes My eyes....I cannot see anymore...They are burning from some foul smell...What happened? Oh, it was a Lohan armpit. Enough said.
ReplyDeleteNeeds more fanny pack.
ReplyDeleteFor the love of god, enty, post something else before the day is over!!! *L*
ReplyDeleteI am beyond sick of what passes for famous anymore. Lohans, Kardashians, Hiltons...I can't take it anymore!! Hoping for better gossip soon, or I'll have to find another time-waster, er...hobby.
ReplyDeleteI really glommed this thread to post this link to an In Touch article I just saw. Enty, did you go out with Jen Aniston and not tell us?
http://www.intouchweekly.com/2011/03/jen_aniston.php
Looks like Enty is done for the day. Not liking this at all and missing Today's Blind and the Random Photos!
ReplyDeletePut this fucking asshole back in the slam already. He can share a cell with his slut daughter.
ReplyDeleteCould we please have one last picture of Elizabeth Taylor?
ReplyDeleteLet's not end the day with this loser's smelly sobaco.
Enty, it is breakfast time in Australia. I almost lost mine looking at that armpit.
ReplyDeleteOh no, don't end with this!
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ReplyDeleteIs Enty not able to post current blinds anymore?
ReplyDeleteSo that's where Lindsay gets the...it's not my fault blame game from. They are the most perfect family. It's never their fault.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what's going on??? Enty has been finishing up quite early lately, barely giving any real gossip, blinds or good scoops.
ReplyDelete@nancer: LOL!
ReplyDeleteHow old is this guy, anyway? I'm sure when he looks at that picture, he thinks: "Looking good, Michael, looking DAMN good!"
Grow up.
That picture lol no wonder lindsay's so messed up.
ReplyDeleteI am sad that the site has gotten so dull.
ReplyDeleteDon't care about Paris, Chris Brown or Michael Lohan....all LOSERS.
I miss all the photos and the blinds...:((
In reality, these kind of stories are going to get the blog hits and many reader comments.
ReplyDeleteyes he is. Fashion Victim.
ReplyDeleteNancyjovanovic said,"That picture lol no wonder lindsay's so messed up."
ReplyDeleteActually, that picture is probably why Lindsay Lohan dates women.
=O
ReplyDeleteoh my enty, how do i love thee...let me count the ways...TEEHEE @ that picture!!! i come on here and the first thing i see is lohan armpit...that pose...those dad jeans...the skinny belt...the nerd way to clip a blackberry...the backwards hat...the red bracelet...i'm overdosing in all sorts of epic picture win here...i know there's a post to read, but i just can't get past the picture to read it.
@redfishbluefish
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA, that was great, thanks for that link!
This is such a gross picture to leave us with for the day.
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ReplyDeleteLOL redfishbluefish! I think that was Enty!
ReplyDeleteI wish I had a cool cell phone holster.
ReplyDeleteI wish I had a cool cell phone holster.
ReplyDeleteThat is just horrifying - the picture I mean. The worst part is , the guy thinks he is good looking ...ugh . Can we start a donation to buy him a big wooly cardigan?
ReplyDeleteBLECH.
ReplyDeleteMichael Lohan also wants to know if all of you have tickets to the gun show?
His entire ensemble is hilarious but I can really hear him saying "Hit me on the hip" with that cell phone holder.
Enty, it's up to you how much you post a day. But I'd like to request that you not have your last post of the day with a photo of Michael Lohan. You've done this before & it makes me afraid to go on your site out of the horror I'll see. It's just cruel. Thank you for listening!
ReplyDeleteEnough with the Loser Lohans already. If bloggers wouldn't post about them, they wouldn't get as much publicity for their antics and maybe - just maybe - they'd fade into the background.
ReplyDeleteEnty who is writing your stuff lately, cuz I don't think it's really you.
Throw this asshole in the slam with his slut daughter already.
ReplyDeleteThe armpit pose and the mesh shirt - can't get either picture out of my head. Ick.
ReplyDeleteLuckily one of the attacks against Kate Major and her friend were caught on tape, proving this scum is nothing but a liar. We will await more obscene photos of Kate Majors private parts to surface shortly as that is how this phony Xtian operates. He beat her and choked her out with a towel, a well known weapon prisoners use against each other. He learned a lot in prison, like how to attack without leaving much evidence. Kate needs to take responsibility for being anywhere near him after so many attacks, what is wrong with her that being abused like this is okay? May there be a shiv with his name on it at Twin Towers. The less Lohan on the planet the better for the rest of us.
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