Most of you would not date Chris Brown because you have a fear of being a punching bag. Michael Lohan has also shown that he likes to use women as punching bags too, so I am always shocked that he somehow manages to always find someone willing to date him. This shows to me that if you have even the slightest bit of fame or loose connection to fame that you can get a date. Last night, Michael was charged with felony domestic violence. I thought Michael was on Celebrity Rehab but he must have got some free time because he was charged with not one or two felonies, but three and bail set at $200,000. I wonder if they have father/daughter wings in jail.
Lohan was booked for inflicting corporal injury on a cohabitant, false imprisonment and preventing a report of victimization. So basically he beat her, kept her from leaving the place and would not let her call 911.
Anyone surprised? *yawn*
ReplyDeleteNext he will be selling his excuse/none-of-this-is-true stories to the tabloids.
You see him smiling and think - he really loves it. He loves the publicity, the attention, the paps.... loves it all. And he is so totally into it that he's totally clueless in the irony that it's not good publicity, it's all bad - but for people like him, it's always all good...no matter how bad it is. It's unreal how narcissistic some of these low-lifes are. And the apple did not fall far from the tree, either. What ticks me off is that it's our tax dollars which are being spent to deal with these losers in legal matters over and over and over again. We should sue them to recoup the costs. (yeah, not realistic I know.)
ReplyDeleteI recently read an article that said Lindsay has spent more time the last four years in court than working on movies. What a pathetic bunch they are.
This morning's paper mentioned Dina Lohan is talking about Lindsay pleading no-contest (gets 3 months' sentence) in order to "move on" because she's getting work offers and it's messing up her schedule. (All together now: uh, huh.)
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's what set him off.
I'm so tired of him making headlines. He is such a douche.
ReplyDeleteSociopathic narcissists on parade today.
ReplyDeleteDon't care about him...
ReplyDeleteIs this the last post of the day ?
Why does the media keep feeding us this junk. Who the H E L L cares about this guy.
ReplyDelete@ Hunter - Amen, my thoughts exactly. Maybe Scumbag/ Deadbeat/Douche Bag/Abusive Michael and his addicted/kleptomaniac span Lilo can be in jails close by to make visitation easier. Why does anyone freaking care what happens to these idiots? Enough.
ReplyDeleteit's amazing how both Lindsay and her dad are addicted to certain people.
ReplyDeleteKate Majors/SamRo same behavior and obsession.
Wasn't he charge for domestic violence before?
ReplyDeleteThe best thing that could happen to this man and his horrible family would be a full-on media ban. He's complete trash.
ReplyDeleteI really want to hit this man in the face.
ReplyDeleteWith my car.
Sigh, no, I don't condone violence. Not really. But for some reason he just gets my blood boiling.
Do they make prison jumpsuits in mesh?
ReplyDelete@brendalove, my favorite line so far today. LOL!
ReplyDeleteWho would you rather date, Michael Lohan or Charlie Sheen?
ReplyDeletelol @ The Black Cat! Is there an Option C? And don't say Chris Brown.
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ReplyDeleteWhat RocketQueen said.
ReplyDeleteHis none-of-this-is-true story is at RadarOnline. Big surprise.
ReplyDeleteInstead of sending troops and warplanes to Libya, can't you just send the Lohan family there? Instead of six months in jail for Michael and/or Lindsay, they get parachuted into Tripoli to serve a six month stint there with Dina.
ReplyDeleteIf they live through that, they can have a Carvel Free Ice Cream card and a one year supply of mesh shirts. It'd be like The Dirty Dozen, but with less likeable characters!
Put this fucking asshole and his slut herpes infested daugher in the slam already.
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