Kirstie Alley Says Scientology Will Help Her Win DWTS
Kirstie Alley is taking her national platform with Dancing With The Stars and turning it into her personal buy my weight loss program thing and now she is also making it all about Scientology. Pop Eater is reporting that Kirstie thinks she can win because of Scientology. Umm, yeah, so if she loses does that mean she will give it all up? I know she credits the religion with saving her life, but I think any kind of formalized structure would have probably done the same thing. What has it done for her lately? It has not helped her lose weight or succeed with her career. It did not get her that Oprah talk show. It has not made her a more charming person.
Apparently she is also trying to convert her partner Maksim. Yeah, so that must get annoying. Tango and then e-meter. Cha Cha Cha and then an auditing session. Maksim must be having the time of his life. Yeah, I threw in a Dirty Dancing song reference there. Hey, it is a dancing show. I think Maksim will probably just take a pass on the whole Scientology thing.
Oh lawd, now Kirstie has duck lips too, she looks like Jennifer Coolidge in that pic
ReplyDeleteEverytime I see her, she looks more and more like that female dog in the pound from Lady and the Tramp...
ReplyDelete"He's a tramp, but I loooove him, and I only hope he stays that wayyyyy..."
Off topic, I know, but I might be one of the few people alive who thinks that Kirstie's aged gorgeously. I've always thought she was so striking.
ReplyDeleteOh, and her reliance on her faith to help her win this competition isn't shocking. I mean, it's ridiculous, but it's not a surprise. Neither are her conversion efforts -- and God, that WOULD be annoying as hell.
OMG LOLOLOL YESSSS she sure does @Jesse D
ReplyDeleteUmmmmmmmmm, if Scientology couldn't help her loose weight how can it help her win DWTS?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteWhile I wish her no bad luck, I do suspect Kirstie will be one of the first to get the boot. Maksim is probably hoping that happens as well.
ReplyDeletePLEASEEEEEEEEE
ReplyDeleteWow, she has such an over the top ego, along with her over the top hair extensions.
ReplyDeleteI agree, amoteafloat. I've always thought she was beautiful, right back to the Cheers days.
ReplyDeleteKirstie's probably betting that the Scientology crowd will be performing the same extreme voting rituals that the Tea Party cult did to keep Bristol Palin in the game longer than she should've been. Scientologists do seem to be nutty enough to do that, too.
ReplyDeleteKendra will win. If they put a pole on the dance floor.
ReplyDeleteit's a shame kirstie alley doesn't nauseate herself as much as she does me. her weight problems would be over.
ReplyDelete@KellyLynn - Extreme voting rituals? Honey, that is sooo last century. The ScarySci mother ship is just going to use their laser beam to hack into the DWTS voting computer. A few clicks of the mouse and BAM!
ReplyDeleteKirstie Alley for the win!
Y'all are making me LMAO....Greatness. Any who, if she cannot lose weight or get a career going again with the Scientolocult, why would anyone want to convert? Especially not the delicious Maksim. Meow.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see her make Maks do anything. She's tough, but he's one stubborn (always right) kind of guy.
ReplyDeleteAgreed, califblondy!
ReplyDeleteTeam Wendy!!!
She was so lovely. I liked her so much better than Shelly Long on Cheers.
ReplyDeleteShe did used to be lovely.
ReplyDeleteI think leaning on Scientology is just as crazy as thinking God will make you win DWTS. If there is a God, I would hope s/he would be focusing on more important things.
Does anyone else think she's only doing it, in the hope of losing weight? I do...
ReplyDeleteMaybe Maksim will throw the first dance just to get away from her. She is probably annoying to everyone and will try to get as many people as possible to convert to losing money.
ReplyDeleteShame everyone in SeaOrg will be ordered to vote for her.
I agree she is beautiful for her age without much plastic surgery, but she needs to lose the extensions. She looks like she's wearing a wig.
She SHOULD lose weight just for being on the show alone...unless she gets booted early of course.
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