Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Keith Richards' Daughter Arrested


The fashion model daughter of Keith Richards was arrested in New York last night for spraying graffiti on a building. After being arrested, police also found pot and another controlled substance on her and charged her with those crimes too. Well, at least when her dad yells at her about this, Theodora Richards can honestly say that her dad used more drugs than almost any human has ever used drugs and that he is none the worse for wear.

Police originally spotted Theodora spraying the letters TNA on the side of a building in Soho. That is a very strange combination of letters. And why does a 25 year old fashion model feel the need to spray paint the side of a building in the middle of the night. Oh, the drugs. Got it.

36 comments:

  1. Fashion model? Hahahahahahaha

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  2. It's a wrestling reference?

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  3. According to Richards' book, TNA refers to his daughters Theodora and Alexandra, from the song "Little T & A".

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  4. Maybe it is a wrestling reference. The Richardses live in my town, which is also home to Stephanie McMahon & Triple H. I hike by Keith's house a couple of times a week. Wouldn't it be funny to be arrested for drugs ... and released to the custody of Keith Richards.

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  5. I think TNA was appropriated by wrestling but isn't it an accepted acronym for something else....

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  6. It's a stupid thing for a young person to do, but it's really not *that* egregious. It was a nonviolent crime, and yes, she was probably on drugs. As Charlie Sheen would say: DUH! She's rich, she's got resources, AND she's the progeny of Keith Richards. So what?

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  7. TNA-wrestling-Total Nonstop Action-but Triple HHH and the McMahon's are with their competitor WWE not TNA

    TNA is also an acronym for Tits and Ass (anyone remember A Chorus Line?)

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  8. Cancan, We're neighbors!

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  9. Cyberisis, do you live in Weston? Small world!

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  10. She obviously got her DNA from her mother.

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  11. He nicknamed his kids "T&A?" Seriously? You can't just blame the drugs for that kind of fuckery.

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  12. (I'm not saying he molested them or anything, just that he's a serious dumbass.)

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  13. I was thinking A Chorus Line too...

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  14. stop blaming drugs,this kid is an entitled twat. Pot doesn't turn you into a raving asshole..unlike booze.

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  15. FYI, Mike Jagger is 'the brain' in the Rolling Stones.

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  17. Uh, that would be "Mick" Jagger. And he and Keith met as undergrads at the London School of Economics. They're each known to be pretty intelligent.

    I don't think that the man who came up with the licks for songs like "Can't You Hear Me Knockin'" and "Beast of Burden" is a dunce. And his daughter is TWENTY-FIVE. After a certain point, how much babysitting does a guy still have to do?

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  18. Cancan - I'm in Wilton. His house is pink, right?

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  19. Plenty of educated fools among us mere mortals.

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  20. Anonymous1:26 PM

    Sounds like a spoil-brat to me. 25 and doing kids stuff. What a moran!!

    I do hope she gets fined or thrown to jail.

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  21. Cyberisis - yes, pink. You can see it very clearly from the Devil's Den, especially this time of year. Kick ass tree house he has.
    We are in Wilton every day - Wilton Y, Caraluzzi's, etc. How funny!

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  22. Is there, like, a law that says that the daughters of the Rolling Stones have to be models?

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  23. 25 is way too old to be doing this kind of shit. She's probably bored, I bet that's her excuse. All these celebrity kids are always so bored. I don't understand how you can have so much money and opportunities and still be so bored all the time but they always seem to be. Maybe they just aren't smart enough to realize there is a big world beyond the local clubs and there's more to do with your life than snort coke.

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  24. @Mooshki - Ummm, agree! That is way creepy!

    Pot. Controlled Substances, etc. Fine. Graffiti at 25? She's about 10+ years too old for this behavior.

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  25. Other sites says it was T <3 A

    Big diff.

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  26. Why would tits love ass?

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  27. Twenty-five is a bit old to be rebellious, but I imagine that under the circumstances, it's difficult to come up with something when you're Keith Richard's daughter. Sort of a shame this was the best she could do. Becoming a neurosurgeon and a Tory might have been more interesting, although a lot more work.

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  28. And still other sites are saying it was T {heart} A. Who is her current boyfriend? I think it's the coolest arrest lately. She wasn't drugged like Lilo. She wasn't drunk like Xtina. Property damage was minimal and she will probably have to pay to get it cleaned. Misdemeanors all of them. I'll have to give her this one. If it happens again, then I think it's fair to say it's a problem. But, not this time.

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  29. Cancan - I saw his house while hiking too. Do you know what color trail it is? I have been wanting to go back and get a pic especailly after reading his bio. My son plays water polo at the Y. Do you ever go to the Little Pub?

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  30. Cyberisis - I don't know the color of the trail, but from the parking lot head to the right. If you get a trail map, you want to be heading toward the old mill and Godfrey pond. As you approach those two things, keep them on your left. As you pass the pond, take the higher trail (not the one that is waterside.) You will see his house on the right. It's either trail marker 47 or 74, if I remember correctly.

    We do like the Little Pub but mostly we go to Luc's in Ridgefield. Ironically, we saw Keith Richards there not too long ago. My son is a little young for water polo but is always in the pool. That beach is a lifesaver for me in the summer as I think we are the only house in Weston/Wilton/Westport without a pool!

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  31. Thanks Cancan!

    He seems to like to hang out in Ridgefield. I guess from when he used to live in South Salem. My coworker has seen him @ Luc's in the past too.

    Alas you are not the only one in the area without a pool. Sigh...

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  32. Richard's daughter's initials are TDR. Perhaps her spraypainting was a bit too messy for the cops to read clearly.

    @amoteafloat - Just to clarify:
    Jagger went to LSE. Richards did not - he went to Sidcup Art College. He and Mick were childhood neighbours and attended the same school in the early 50's.

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  33. Not saying i agree with her actions but this makes it sound like she was spraying huge tags.There are photos in this article that show what she did and it was tiny:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1362289/Rolling-Stone-Keith-Richards-daughter-Theodora-court-red-graffiti-convent.html

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  34. she looks like a lovely melange of his keefness and patti - both of the girls are very unusual looking

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