For the past couple of years I have hoped and prayed and lit a million candles in the hopes that the 15 minutes of The Kardashians would tick by really quickly. For now they have been pretty much confined to their little corner of the planet known as E! and people downloading Kim Kardashian's porn video. Not exactly a mainstream audience. Their one foray into the mainstream, Kim's appearance on DWTS went away quickly. Now however, I fear for the worst. They are on the new cover of Redbook. A special family issue of Redbook. My mom, blissfully unaware of most things Kardashian will now open up her mailbox and find the family staring out at her and will enter her consciousness for the first time. I foresee long hours forced to watch marathons of Keeping Up With The Kardashians and Christmas specials and cookbooks and do not see an end in sight. We all struggled and won with Speidi and the majority of The Hills cast. We are winning the war against Paris. I just don't know about this one though. I think we might lose and be stuck with this family for a very long time.
Good lawd, help me Rhonda...
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Ent realises he is just perpetuating their 15 minutes by posting about them frequently, but who am I to destroy someone's delusions?
ReplyDeleteI really can't stand these worthless people. The pimp mom with the caked on makeup probably makes me the most nauseous, but the older one who looks like a comatose weevil is a close second. Then again, the horse and the plastic one are pretty bad too.
ReplyDeletevomit.
Again, the younger ones are Jenners, not Kard-ass-ians.
ReplyDeleteGotta agree with Sue Ellen on this one. Change starts at HOME, Enty ;)
ReplyDeleteriddle me this one, why oh LORD WHY, are they appearing at the nickelodeon kids' choice awards? and i'm not talking about kendall and kylie (btw, does it make bruce said they basically ignore their jenner-ness for the $$) but kim and kourtney?? what is even remotely kid-friendly about them?
ReplyDeleteThis is the deluxe edition of Fame Whores R Us.
ReplyDeleteKloe should have been put on the flap not the cover. Damn she is fug.
ReplyDeleteeveryone with their negative posts if you had the chance at fame uwould take it also.... why so judgemental? its just a reality family enjoy their angst or turn the channel
ReplyDeleteYeah, just to hop on the CDAN-complaining bandwagon...the profusion of Kardashian/GOOP/Lindsay posts are probably going the farthest to make me want to chuck in this towel...
ReplyDeleteMy hubby and I were watching Chelsey Lately on E! last night, when a promo for the Kardashians came on. Hubby doesn't watch a lot of tv, so had no idea who they are, and wanted to know why such fat and unattractive women would have a show. I had no explanation, it defies all logic.
ReplyDeleteLOL@MommaBear
ReplyDeleteI was home ill yesterday and I just about had a setback when as I was flipping channels I saw Kourtney Kardashian on some soap opera. Acting was fairly wooden too.
ReplyDeleteBut really, wtf? She really thinks she can act?
I cannot stand this family. ENOUGH already.
ReplyDeleteThe youngest one has Khloe's beast gene, yet Kris is still going to try and make her into a model.
she's fugly, just like Khloe!
That poor baby with that ball. Hold on to it (and your childhood) buddy, they will try to put you to work soon
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Linnea ;)
ReplyDeleteHe's SO cute though.
If you want them to go away, STOP WRITING ABOUT THEM. Even I know about search engine optimization.
ReplyDeleteHe's already at work, Linnea, he just doesn't realize it yet.
ReplyDeleteI have no clue why these people appear at any awards ceremonies, they've done nothing noteworthy except for being fame whores.
make them go away
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