Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Get Tired Of Pretending
Did anyone really think that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were still "dating?" You know what, I am sure there is some message board or some groups devoted to loving them together. For those four of you who belong to said board, I am sorry for your loss. To the rest of us who live in the real world, this has always seemed stupid and never seemed real. For some reason the couple decided to issue a joint statement announcing their breakup. I guess that means someone is actually with someone or someone wants to share a secret or just because it has been a slow week and they thought they could grab next week tabloid's covers.
she is ghey, and he plays for both teams.
ReplyDeletethey were as believable a couple as Reese and Jake G were.
what a joke.
She is soooooooo boring, and he's like a little old man....good thing he's famous or no one would look at him twice.
ReplyDeleteLets see whom they each pick next....
This is just devastating. Where's the puke button?
ReplyDeleteOMG @goodgrief. HILARIOUS!
ReplyDeleteGoodgrief - There is no puke button but here is a bucket.
ReplyDeleteClean up on aisle 5!
Thank goodness. His utter disinterest in her has been obvious for ages. Justin: call me!
ReplyDeleteI think he's hanging out with Mila Kunis.
ReplyDeleteLOLOL @Bitter Queen
ReplyDeleteThat is nasty "encrusted" lol
SOLVED!
ReplyDeleteBlindGossip – Everyone is an actor in this one (although some have multiple talents). Boy A and Girl A have been a fake couple for more than a year. Boy B and Girl B have been a real couple for many years.
Boy A and Girl B recently worked on a project together in which they were pretending to be a couple. Except that after a while they were not longer pretending. Boy A now regularly spends overnight sexy time at Girl B’s house. Girl A is annoyed, because – while her breakup with Boy A is inevitable – she has no control over him when they aren’t scheduled for a photo op. Boy B, on the other hand, is back home on the opposite coast and has no idea what’s going on.
SOLVED!
Fake Couple BOY A and GIRL A: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel
Real Couple BOY B and GIRL B: Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis
LOL @ Enty "For all four of you who belong to said board..." I almost snorted my coffee out of my nose!
ReplyDeleteWonder who she will hook up with next?
ReplyDelete@Bitter Queen -- hilarious! That was MY first thought this morning, too. :-)
ReplyDeleteWow Sylvia, great job! That sounds about right.
ReplyDeleteShe's beautiful, but it's in such a boring way, that nobody even cares.
ReplyDeleteWhy would they fake it?
ReplyDelete@BitterQueen
ReplyDeleteJess. She has the bigger dick.
LOL @ Andy! You KNOW she does.
ReplyDeleteI think they haven't been a couple for months and Ent is correct in thinking "they thought they could grab next week tabloid's (grammar sic) covers."
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