BuzzFoto Blind Item
Nothing to be ashamed about, just a fun and silly fact about this B/C List television and film actress. If she ever does a nude scene, will the makeup artist cover up her third nipple?
Nothing to be ashamed about, just a fun and silly fact about this B/C List television and film actress. If she ever does a nude scene, will the makeup artist cover up her third nipple?
Posted by ent lawyer at 9:26 AM
Labels: BuzzFoto Blind Item
Gillian Jacobs? Britta for win.
ReplyDeleteHonestly I don't know.
Aubrey Plaza
ReplyDelete(this is impossible to guess)
Slow gossip day, enty?
ReplyDelete*rolls eyes*
I have no clue.
I googled this (Why? I have no idea.) and according to the interwebs "often mistaken for moles, supernumerary nipples are diagnosed at a rate of 1 in 18 males and 1 in approximately 50 female humans."
ReplyDeleteSo really, this could be anybody is just no big deal.
And for the record, Mark Wahlberg has one and it does not diminish his hotness one iota so NEXT!
Good grief. This is unguessable.
ReplyDeleteBUZZFOTO BLIND ITEMS ARE NOT WRITTEN BY ENTY!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow is this difficult to understand? We go over this every. single. day. Enty will not reveal this because IT'S NOT HIS BLIND. Enty can't give us more clues because IT'S NOT HIS BLIND. Enty cannot be blamed for its accuracy or content because IT'S NOT HIS BLIND.
Sheesh.
My great aunt June.
ReplyDeleteWe know know it's not his, but what is the point in posting these blinds that are never guessable or revealed?
ReplyDelete@chopchop - this doesn't seem like Enty's writing style. OMG, he's not actually writing this blog, someone else is. ENTY ISN'T EVEN A REAL LAWYER!!! Batten down the hatches!!!
ReplyDeleteI've been lurking here for YEARS. All I can say is that I miss the good ole days.... :(
ReplyDeleteEnty's been posting a BuzzFoto blind first thing in the morning, every day for ages. Why complain now? LOL And just about every day, someone comments "Reveal this, Enty!" or "Give us more info, Enty!" He can't. He didn't write it. BuzzFoto did. It says right in the title.
ReplyDeleteSorry. Just a pet peeve of mine and it all blew up today. :/
I was a preemie (3 months early and in 1964, no less!) and I was also born with a third nipple. It was much more noticeable as a child but now you'd (a) have to hoist up the boobage to see it; and (b)look very, vary hard or else it'd just look like a birthmark.
ReplyDeleteMy Great-Grandmama told my Mom that she'd seen "better looking babies buried in shoe boxes" than what I came out looking like! But I survived somehow...
So now I'm googling Marky Mark's third nipple...
ReplyDeleteThank you for that factoid!
Mango - Here it is! The infamous Wahlberg third nipple. How awesome is that?
ReplyDeletePsssst. Don't tell the others. Talking about third nipples make some of them veeeery cranky. ;)
Thank you for blowing up, chopchop, so I don't have to. The worst is when people think Enty writes Ted's blinds. :)
ReplyDeleteI just think if he's only posting til 10 or 11 might as well post something good.
ReplyDeleteOh my tittyfucking god.
ReplyDeleteI don't give a hot wet pink vaginal fuck who writes the goddamn blinds. If they suck, they fucking suck and I'm going to say something.
All you motherfuckers who are popping off about who writes the blinds, call WHINE-ONE-ONE for a WAAAMBULANCE to BUTTHURT HOSPITAL so they can the fucking centipedes out of your sandy ass vaginas.
Shit.
I was reading about someone with a 3rd nipple this morning, now I can't remember who that was.
ReplyDeleteLOL, Nightmare. If you're going to complain, might as well make it into an art form. :)
ReplyDelete"Can the fucking centipedes?" Could they put them in a jar instead??
ReplyDeleteLily Allen got one, if I'm not mistaken.
ReplyDeleteIn the Dark Ages those of us born with them would have been killed as babies because people used to think it was a place for "demons to suckle" or some shit.
ReplyDeleteAnd I know no one gives a rat's ass, but on a similar note my Dad was almost barely born with a tail, so he'd have been killed as a baby too in the Dark Ages. We're just a bunch of spooky freaks in my family!
ReplyDeleteDoes Tilda Swinton do TV? She has one.
ReplyDeleteselenakyle--you're not the CDAN reader to be so...well, "blessed" isn't quite the right word, but you know what I mean. I first noticed mine as a kid, and thought it was some weird kind of mole, but nope, it's my very own witch's mark. :-)
ReplyDeleteSelenakyle, what a terrible thing for your great grandma to say to your mom. I'd have thrown the afterbirth in her face!
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