BuzzFoto Blind Item
This C List television actress supports the Girl Scouts in her area by buying boxes of their delicious cookies every year. This year, after her breakup, she spent the weekend binging and purging on them until she was too tired to do anything else but sleep. Friends found her the next morning surrounded by empty boxes of thin mints and empty vodka bottles.
Hahahahaaa!!!! This is kind of hilarious. Stupid girl ;P
ReplyDeleteNot to pull a Jules Kirby, but I am pretty sure this blind is about ME as that's how I wake up most mornings.
ReplyDeleteAfter a breakup, everyone is allowed a binge weekend. I really don't need to or want to know the subject of this one.
ReplyDeleteDianna Agron?
ReplyDeleteI don't think this is a real blind.
ReplyDeleteI think vodka would go equally well with Samoas!
ReplyDeleteThat's every Saturday night at my house during Girl Scout Cookie season. Those thin mints are too addictive.
ReplyDeleteThat really skinny chick from Mad Men January something (break up from the dude from SNL)
ReplyDeleteAnd that's a bad thing?
ReplyDeleteIf it were January Jones she would have been passed out in the driver's seat with empty vodka bottles, not at home.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate how other posters agree that this scenario really isn't abnormal. :-)
ReplyDeleteNormal? Maybe the purging but definitely not the purging!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it was the vodka that made her pass out, not the binging and purging.
ReplyDeleteGirl Scout Cookies were ordered back in January 2011 (Mother at work was pushing them, so it had to be around that time that the actress ordered them.)
-Jennifer Carpenter
-Sophie Monk
-Diana Agron
Enty, this sounds like your next wife.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even notice the part about purging. Maybe she was just puking up all that liquor?
ReplyDelete@Jillian -- that's kinda what I thought.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds more like an average weekend in my old college dorm, to be honest. Minus the purging, though.
I actually agree with Sue Ellen. I think this blind is faker than hell -- too vague, too *detailed*, and too applicable to too many actresses.
No, the real talent lies in purging the cookies, but retaining the vodka.
ReplyDeleteCan I join her?
ReplyDeleteLOL@Jinxie
ReplyDeleteIf this weren't a BuzzFoto blind, I'd think it was Enty talking about himself.
ReplyDeleteSad but could be worse.
ReplyDeleteI'll take Jennifer Love Hewitt for 1000, Alex.
ReplyDeleteThose damn cookies are POISON!! Seriously, I'm pissed. lol.
ReplyDelete"No, the real talent lies in purging the cookies, but retaining the vodka."
ReplyDeleteThat was funny Jinxie! I laughed so hard I accidently kicked my desk and had to hobble around the room still laughing but also crying.
Those cookies are bad for the teeth.
ReplyDelete^^ Especially since they saw her teeth twice. o_O
ReplyDeleteahahahahaha, chopchop. That was a good one.
ReplyDeleteDo you think she dunked the cookies in the vodka??
ReplyDeletethis is the best blind!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've woken up like that before.
ReplyDeleteThis is kind of sad though.
Personally, I like red wine with my Thin Mints!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to cause an absolute riot right now.
ReplyDeleteI don't like Girl Scout cookies. There's no flavor that I like.
I dunk my ginger snaps in bourbon.
ReplyDeleteI think thin mints could work with bourbon for a sort of mint julep.
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ReplyDeleteJaime Pressly
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ReplyDelete@ The Nightmare Child - I never saw the big deal about Girl Scout cookies either. I can easily think of a dozen other snack items that I'd rather binge on.
ReplyDeleteyeah, I have no problem with this one. Stars! They're just like us!
ReplyDeleteWhose friends come to visit them in the morning? Seriously.
ReplyDeleteAnd if she knew they were planning a group jog or something, she'd know better than to binge on vodka the night before. I don't buy this story at all.
@blankprincess: that was my 1st thought too. I used to *know* a pretty bad bulimic & I swear Jaime Pressly has to be one. Also, I get the same vibe from: Christina Applegate; LiLo; Brit-Brit (although hers seems not so constant).There are others, just not coming to mind right now. It's really no laughing matter when it gets as bad as it can get...I'm all better now--even if I eat too much, I refuse to go back to that...as bad as drugs, no lie.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Jillian S. :)
ReplyDeleteThis happened to me once with beer and one of those flavored popcorn tins someone sent to a friend on my freshman year hall. Bless her heart.