Angelina Jolie Wrestles Alligators
Last weekend, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt along with all 23 of their children and 45 potential adoptees they are eliminating American Idol style all headed out to Cajun Encounters. Contrary to what it sounds like, it is not where people re-enact Southern Comfort. If you think that is a drink, you are right, and a damn fine one, but it is also a movie which will keep you up for a few nights. Anyway, the brood went out there and watched the alligators. That is pretty much it to the story, so that is why I added the headline about wrestling the alligators. I think it would be pretty cool to see Angelina do that or have all their 45 potential adoptees thrown into the alligator pit and the last one in gets eliminated and sent back to their third world country. But, hey they are willing to throw in free medical care if an alligator took a bite somewhere they should not have.
wtf? This is a weird, kind of violent post, Enty.
ReplyDeletei agree, this seems out of character.
ReplyDeleteI think that the posts are "automated" too?
ReplyDeletehere, i only see a dude who looks alike Pitt with a dude with blue polo
ReplyDeleteall umma say is...sue ellen mishkey, i like you! *wink*
ReplyDeletethe last two sentences just don't sit well with a cynical, smart ass like me. that's all!
ReplyDeleteI feel like snapping my suspenders.
ReplyDeleteSomething ain't clean in the milk with this blog the last few days. Especially this post.
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ReplyDeleteteehee...those alligators most likely beat a fast retreat at the first sign of side-eye from little zahara. i predict she'll be the chuck norris of 2031.
ReplyDeleteThis post is hilarious!!! Great mental picture.
ReplyDeleteNot Ent's usual style unless he's feeling particularly snarky today.
I immediately though of the drink Southern Comfort...i didn't even know there was a Southern Comfort film :D
ReplyDeleteITA Rocketqueen and Sue Ellen. WTF?
ReplyDeleteSeriously? Southern Comfort a damn good drink? Blecccckkkkkk. I spent all of high school trying to figure out how to get whiskey drunk on anything but Southern Comfort. That shit tastes like whiskey tainted pancake syrup.
ReplyDeleteI agree, CDAN has been weird lately. I cannot tell if a woman or a man is writing it. I lean towards a woman.
ReplyDeleteea17, how is it that your reply to Sue Ellen was posted before her comment? Are you psychic? :)
ReplyDeleteCajun Encounters lets you hold a baby gator. They're about a foot long and don't yet bite. They also let you feed chicken parts to the gators...usually from a broomstick with a clip on the end.
ReplyDeleteIf you go, ask about the the Rougarou.
Pomme, lol. He does sorta look like BP.
ReplyDeleteSue Ellen, you're right but more like the last couple of weeks.
@Rocket Queen and Sue Ellen - totally agree. This post is bizarre and not enty-like at all
ReplyDeleteIta, not the usual Enty style at all...
ReplyDeletei knew that sue ellen would be right over to respond to this post. she and i see eye to eye on your enty!
ReplyDeleteSouthern Comfort = blech. I would rather drink cough syrup.
ReplyDeleteSouthern Comfort = blech. I would rather drink cough syrup.
ReplyDeleteWell at least we made it to half a day. Something is up.
ReplyDeleteI loved SoCo + Diet back in HS/college....cannot touch the stuff now. I also never realized that it is just a whiskey flavored liqueur.
ReplyDeleteEnty, that sounds like something that would happen in Hunger Games. You are kind of evil. ;)