Wednesday's Blind Items
This former B list actress and now just a big troublemaker and frequent guest of the California penal system has been studying Japanese. Why? She is hoping she can get some gigs in Japan not only acting but also f**king businessmen who want to say they have been with her and are willing to pay for the privilege. Not sure it is a privilege.
Lindsay lohan
ReplyDeletewow, this isn't even really a blind is it? Lindsey is the only one who has been a frequent visitor of LA's newest home for young actors.
ReplyDeleteMichelle what's her name from Lost.
ReplyDeleteThat is just so low, even for Lindsay. To go from Mean Girls to prostitute.
ReplyDeleteI will say this, she will probably make a lot of money to keep fueling her drug addiction bc a lot of Japanese men have a fetish for Western women. There's even bars in red light districts that only have white "hostesses" bc they're seen as exotic.
How do you say "rubber by Goodyear" in Japanese?
ReplyDeleteJapanese is a pretty hard language to learn.....guess she can just learn to quote a price and moan. OR resort to flash cards with pricing and a yen to US dollars conversion chart!
ReplyDeleteLindsey Lohan has been doing covershoots for various Japanese magazines lately.
ReplyDeleteI don't quite understand young Japanese women's fascination with Nicole Richie, Paris, and Lindsey. I think the Japanese prefer not to know about these three women's shenanigans in the US.
definitely Lindsay
ReplyDeleteMom - Japanese is fairly easy. And it is a lot of fun to learn =)
ReplyDeleteOnce you look at their "alphabet" chart and learn a few basic rules, the rest is easy.
English is a very difficult language to learn.
Merlin D. Bear,
ReplyDeleteIn Japanese, you say «whassat yourolla oname»
Considering many young Japanese women wear heel so high they have to stomp around with their knees bent, I do not believe they have such good judgment.
ReplyDeleteLindsay will have to pay these legal fees somehow, so why not fuck a bunch of Japanese men who still think she's a star?
Yes Lindsay, Why not ? Shes been giving it away for years....However the Japanese are rather fussy about STD's.
ReplyDeleteIf LL were that desperate for money why wouldn't she leak a sex tape? She could get at least $10M, a lot of free publicity, and then she could go on all the talk shows and pretend she was outraged and betrayed.
ReplyDeleteIt was only a matter of time, though, right? We all saw where she was headed.
ReplyDeleteEven though this screams Lindsay, it seems just a tad too easy...Who else is a pain in the ass and has been through the California penal system?
ReplyDeleteIs her manager making the arrangements?
ReplyDeletelol @ Jenny
ReplyDeleteHer "momager" is probably trying to figure out a way to add Ali or herself into the so they can get even more money.
Great career move, Blohan. I love it when "blind" items are screamingly obvious.
ReplyDeleteAnd this is a GOOD one!
Idiot. If they are a "frequent guest of ANY penal system" Japan will not let them in! Don't any of you remember that Paris was refused entry because of her coke conviction? Whoever she is, she is an idiot. Even Canada will not let her in. Even Canada - and I say that with love!
ReplyDeleteWhy is this even blind?
ReplyDeleteGirl's got to make a living I guess... and her Hollywood career seems dunzo. Even though it also seems inconceivable with all her brain-addled dabbling that she'd be able to focus to learn a new language.
ReplyDeletecan't wait for the lifetime movie to come one day about blohan's life as japanese business mens whore..
ReplyDeleteHow Lo can you go?
ReplyDeleteThis is pretty much what all has-been fame whore D-Lister's do anyway, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteHow much money does Dina really need to be willing to pimp her daughter? Wow.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what kind of regular gigs she could get. There's no Godzilla in production.
ReplyDeleteWeren't their rumors about her whoring herself out abroad before?
ReplyDeleteShe has bills to pay & high end clothing to buy. Girls gotta do...
Rita-In Japanese, you say «whassat yourolla oname»
ReplyDeleteWow. Didn't realize Asians sounded so retarded
@Hannah -- Using "retarded" as an insult isn't any better than making fun of an Asian stereotype.
ReplyDeleteI swear I vaguely remember something on either here or Dlisted about Blohore learning Japanese while in either prison or rehab.
ReplyDelete@Hanna - no comment on "retarded".. i am speechless.
ReplyDeletebut please consider reading a book or learning a foreign language. also, try travelling a bit - it might help.
@Hannah - wait I am all caught up with the blog and now I know.. it's YOU! John Galliano! :)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2011/02/in-other-anti-semitic-news.html
To Hannah: please note that my comment was meant as a joke, in reply to Merlin D. for her «rubber in Goodyear» question. NEVER as ignorant as saying that any nationality is retarded.
ReplyDelete@Rita -- that still doesn't change the fact that your comment could have really offended CDAN's Asian readership.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you made some people laugh, but I wasn't one of them. I winced, actually.
lindsay L?
ReplyDeletethe blog police or pc crew needs to go away.
ReplyDeleteSo do the people that only come here to bitch, figgy.
ReplyDeleteIf you wanna hang out you've got to take her out; cocaine.
ReplyDeleteIf you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run; cocaine.
If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.
If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; cocaine.
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back; cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.
So I guess she's going to Japan to check out THEIR "penal system". Snicker and GONG.
ReplyDeleteI was being sarcastic cause I'm Japanese!!!
ReplyDeleteI didn't like her ignorant comment.
Ah, Lilo. Following in Parasite's footsteps.
ReplyDeleteHannah, it was quite obvious to me that you were being sarcastic about that racist sounding comment made earlier. Don't worry, some folks are clueless as you can see.
ReplyDeleteI am more inclined to think it is someone like Paris. Someone who is huge in Japan. And Paris is still Alist there.
ReplyDeleteI just don't think Lohan or her Mother had enough fore thought to think this up.
The only other person I could think of is Tara Reid. B list only because of the American Pie movies back in the day and didn't she get a boat load of DUIs at one time hence the penal system comment? Just a shot but Lindsay fits the description more.
ReplyDeleteI'm offended by everyone who is offended by the offense that was made by the original offense which offended the original offended person. Or something like that. *clutches pearls in horror*
nah, i'll stick around. there are plenty of bitchy witchies here. i'll be at home.;)
ReplyDeleteHannah, do you know some interesting Japanese gossip blogs or gossip blogs about Japanese celebrities in English?
ReplyDeleteLohan for the win as the next Bukkake Queen. I always thought she would end up in a Rapeman film.
ReplyDeleteDina and her sister will probably follow to join in on the fun.
Lilo needs to just learn what bukkake and hentai means.