Tracy Morgan Pulls A George Lopez
You know that kidney transplant Tracy Morgan got a few months ago? Yeah, that one. Anyway, it turns out he got the kidney from a girlfriend who is now an ex-girlfriend. Granted the two were not married like George Lopez and his wife, and George did stick around for a little while. Well, why not, I mean he had hookers so I guess that is why he stuck around as long as he did. Tracy on the other hand only stuck around until right after the operation. Tracy is paying her medical bills, but he has already moved on and found a new girlfriend.
How long do you have to stay with someone if they give you a kidney? I say you owe them at least a year. How do you break up with someone after they give you a kidney? You can't say, "I don't think we are a good match." You can't say, "You don't love me." I guess you could say, "Something about you has changed. You are lighter now."
